jynx242 Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 I'm going to be 40 in a few months. Freaking out.
Band-Aid Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 Nothing says "I love you" like a superficial and overvalued rock, clawed from the guts of the earth by African slave labor.
chadster Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 here's something random. Prepared fresh avocado salsa tonight with jalapenos. Note to all, thoroughly wash your hands multiple times after handling hot peppers, and for goodness sake, don't go to the restroom if you have jalapeno juice on your hands, the results will be devastating. Let's just say, I now know what a friend of my felt like will rolling around in the forest with his GF, those weren't just any leaves they were rolling around in, and the poison ivy made it's way to places that I will leave up to the imagination.
XII Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 I saw the sign. And it DID NOT open up my eyes. I saw the sign.
ebl Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 ^ Maybe your eyes would have opened had you walked into the sign. Or at least been black and blue. Â Eric
TheScooterGuy Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 They're every parents worst nightmare; kids completely out of control and taking over the household! These parents have reached the end of the road; they're in desperate need of help! They have only one alternative left; It's time to contact Nanny 911! From our team of world-class nannies, direct from Nanny Central, the right nanny will be chosen! They will then have one week to take our families from living hell to a family bliss! Can these families be saved? Parents of America, help is on the way!
jynx242 Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 I watched the show "Bridalplasty" last night. How awesomely EVIL is that show! It is like "The Swan" but they dangle plastic surgery and a dream wedding in front of these chicks - the eliminate them! Â AWESOME
ebl Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 Liquid diet today. Camera in colon tomorrow. Photo TR on Thursday. Â Eric
ebl Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 Sorry to say, they couldn't release any POV footage of my colonoscopy. But I did get pictures---cleanest colon in the West! Â Eric
TheScooterGuy Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 3DTVs are currently televisions of the future. More research is needed to make them cheaper!
amyzoo Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 I burned my tongue on my cup-o-noodles today, now my taste buds are bumpy
ebl Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 ^ Now you have taste bumps---like speed bumps, only they taste better. Â I honestly can't remember any time I've gone bowling and had any of my friends complain about how stupid the pinsetting equipment looked while doing its job. Â Eric
Midgetman82 Posted December 6, 2010 Posted December 6, 2010 Call me crazy, but I came to think that Toyota commercial about roller coaster brakes creating energy has a point, though sounds very expensive.
Ace Of Spades Posted December 6, 2010 Posted December 6, 2010 According to his MSN page (though not here on TPR, odd) it's Kraken and Manta's (member here) birthday, so happy birthday to him!
ebl Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 According to Google Maps, it is 2172.55 miles from the very center of Sleeping Beauty's Castle at Disneyland to the very center of Cinderella's Castle at The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World. Â Eric
comicsans101 Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 try going to google maps and find directions to go from china to japan. see the directions and you will see one line 'swim across the pacific ocean'
BigDipper 80 Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 I have discovered that looking at uncooked Chef Boyardee products grosses me out.
let1gre Posted December 8, 2010 Posted December 8, 2010 try going to google maps and find directions to go from china to japan. see the directions and you will see one line 'swim across the pacific ocean' Â
The SETGO Guys Posted December 8, 2010 Posted December 8, 2010 Instead of posting somthing silly...I thought I'd post my favorite (Serious Quote) Â The brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. The brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They are there to stop the other people! Â -Randy Pausch
Midgetman82 Posted December 8, 2010 Posted December 8, 2010 ^^782km, and a HSR-Benelli Series-R that does 95 MPH. Someone else do the math!
ebl Posted December 8, 2010 Posted December 8, 2010 Everyone says, "Give peace a chance." But what about carrots? Don't they go together? Â Eric
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