Skycoastin Steve Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Let's just rename a few of Emmerich's greatest feats of cinema. Independence Day - "$hit Blowing Up" Godzilla - "$hit Getting Squashed" The Patriot - "Overbloated, Cheesy $hit" The Day After Tomorrow - "$hit Freezing" 10,000 BC - "$hit That I Didn't Bother Seeing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreos Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 About as true as Green Day aren't sellouts. Oh wait. (Sorry Robb and Elissa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Let's just rename a few of Emmerich's greatest feats of cinema. Independence Day - "$hit Blowing Up" Godzilla - "$hit Getting Squashed" The Patriot - "Overbloated, Cheesy $hit" The Day After Tomorrow - "$hit Freezing" 10,000 BC - "$hit That I Didn't Bother Seeing" WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy2by4 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 The world won't end. The Mayan Calender will reset itself like all other calenders, after all we have lived through the Millennium Bug and Harold Camping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
australianalex Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Wait, Nostrodamus predicted 2012 as well? I thought it was just the Mayans (which, technically, never said the world would end). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterBeagle Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 What I think about the end of the world is perfectly made in this video: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imawesome1124 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 A friend of a friend found a possible explanation for why the Mayan Calendar ends in 2012. Apparently the calendar was being worked on at about the same time the Portugese (or Spanish) invaded Latin America. The calender maker was killed before he finished the calendar and he had no heirs, so there was nobody else who knew how to make it, and it was never finished. Also, Nostradamus predicted something catastrophic, but that doesn't necessarily mean the end of the world. I think this whole thing is BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrt Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Even NASA knows better! http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html Real answers from real people working for the government with real conspiracies their probably hiding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterBeagle Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 A friend of a friend found a possible explanation for why the Mayan Calendar ends in 2012. Apparently the calendar was being worked on at about the same time the Portugese (or Spanish) invaded Latin America. The calender maker was killed before he finished the calendar and he had no heirs, so there was nobody else who knew how to make it, and it was never finished. Also, Nostradamus predicted something catastrophic, but that doesn't necessarily mean the end of the world. I think this whole thing is BS. I think you should watch the link I posted right above your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSum1_55 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 This just in! New Mayan tablets were recently discovered, indicating the seven signs that the world will end! These are the exact translations: -B&M will build a giga coaster -At least one GIB will move -China will get a crap load of new rides -Construction of a wooden bobsled will be delayed for the fifth time -Sea World San Diego will actually get a real coaster -CGA will still have pretty much nothing -The human brain will earn the official classification as a vestigial structure Americans are to thank for the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molemaster43 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 No. The world will end when the Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series, St. Louis Blues win the Stanley Cup, Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Championship, and when the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl with Tim Tebow, in the same year. I think we'll be just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterBeagle Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 No. The world will end when the Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series, St. Louis Blues win the Stanley Cup, Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Championship, and when the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl with Tim Tebow, in the same year. I think we'll be just fine. I think when the San Jose sharks win the Stanley cup and the warriors win the basketball championship then the world will end. I don't know the technical name for the NBA final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XYZ Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 The world will end when I get an autograph from Jesus Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I305KD Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 The world will end when I say it will. Or when the Rangers win another cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical_echo Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 No, no, no. The world will end when every team in Toronto wins their respective championship. Or, when the Sun goes Red Giant on us and engulfs Earth in a fiery inferno. I'm betting on the second one happening first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 The world will end when Guns N' Roses reunites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freefallbestrideever Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 The world will end for millions of people this year.....well at least their world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryce232 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 The world will end when another Aquatrax is built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisco Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 The real truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molemaster43 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 The world is perfectly fine. The Mayans did not have leap years back then, so the world should've ended several months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 ^^That is awesome! dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 ^Agreed. My theory is that the Mayans simply ran out of room on their calendar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I don't know the technical name for the NBA final. Add an "s" to the end of that sentence and then you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazywolf88 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 ^^Or, since Cortez was taking over, it was rushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her0ofLime Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I've made a book proving my theroy that the world will end when Vekoma diches their new trains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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