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^ Aww don't worry man! I only have 10 since the only coasters I actually count are stand-ups...

www.coastercounter.com I have a high count and a low one, that way nobody gives me crap. Right now I'm at 667/1045 depending on how you count, -Don

^ They're right in the middle of building a HUGE "Asia walk" area that will be panda-tastic when it opens. For now they can enjoy their concrete cells! We had an awesome day at BGE and KD, crowds were so light. Still, I was denied my Taxi Jam credit AGAIN... I got to ride mini-Dodonpa though finally...and it really sucks. What happened? It's basically a third of the size and runs backwards but it's not fun at all! Maybe these only work in Japan? Make with the new pics already Craig! LOL -Don

Humongous. Photo by me at Toshimaen!

^ Yeah, does that mean you need to wait 9 hours to ride so they can armor-all the seats Wally? LOL @ Wally in a mall all day for nothing! Anyway, "Adrian Inca" looks pretty sweet. Thanks for all of the coaster porn Chris...now where's our Qoo you're supposed to send us?!?! I promised Wally he could take a bath in it. -Don "Waiting for Qoo, and a blindfold" Garrison

^ Just be ultra cautious if you start seeing Steak and Shake food wrappers on the ground. That means I'm close!

Everything about that day was awesome. From the beer and hammers in the begining to the 7-11 hot dogs at the end and even Chris getting yelled at for crossing the street...that was one of the best park days I've had. Thanks for the hook-ups you guys! ^^...it's Joey's own fault! Never put work before awesome wood! -Don

Is SFGAdv doing the season passholder ERT fridays this year? It was definately pretty awesome last year. Oh, and beware if you go to the park on August 1st 'cause I might just jump out of a bush and scare you when you least expect it! -Don

From the site: Wow, I was thinking this was going to be a Dragon Wagon or something that they bought from one of the traveling rides companies. Cool, now Wally and I will have a park to stumble around in after bar hopping before work, awesome!! -Don

YES!! That's it!! Man, I could not find they're stupid site...Thanks so much! BTW, what the hell is that frog on the main page doing to that rock?! http://www.timberlandlakecampground.com/06_WEB_SITE/Page_1_indexx.html Oh, and what's up with this picture?! Seriously...what kind of campground is this?!? WTF!

^ Premarital pregnancy...been mighty close to that one a few times, whoo...

Alright, back in 2004 I stayed at a campground that I thought was just south of SFGAdv but I'm having a severly awful time finding the website for it. It looked straight out of 1996 with clip art deer and a horrible MIDI of "Teddy Bears Picnic" or something but it was really close to the park and pretty inexpensive. I want to stay there again but I don't remember the name and none of the searches I've done have helped. If any of you NJ regulars know what I'm talking about let me know, I kinda remember it being close enough to the park that you could hear the fireworks. If I'm losing my mind and am just making up some random memory but you know of any of the other campgrounds in the area let me know! Thanks all! -Don

LOL, I was there on the 6th as well. We really should network better. I'm buried under mountains of video and photos otherwise I'd post my POV of Tiny Toot!! Silverwood is one of my favorite parks. I had time for the waterpark on my day there too. Lazy river + Swim-up bar = Best Idea Ever!!! Timber Terror > Any other woodie!! -Don

I can't wait to camp right next to the coaster and go on and on to the staff there about how great it is! LOL! Stupid NIMBY's, Ropers...you're next!! -Don Yay RF2!

^ I totally know what you mean. I shudder to think of what that "Dale Earnhart Forever" tattoo idea I had would look like now, LOL! ...his bristly mustasch looking at me from his dead-ass face...

Was that a Bobkart that I saw in the background?! Thanks for the video! I think all raft rides need verticle lifts and drops. I also kinda like the dirt hills they have now, who needs plants!! Note to US parks: count the number of seatbelts in each raft. -Don

Since I'm an 'expert' now and all, lol; That's almost exactly what it felt like. It was weird, some parts almost felt good while other parts totally killed! The top of my pineapple right behind my knee really sucked. Right know it just feels like a sunburn. I think that's more of a presonal thing. For me, I don't want a tattoo that represents something or has any kind of meaning at all. Still, people get their kids names, drug references, sports logos, ect... In my opinion it looks kinda trashy. Instead of getting an angel or a court date, I'd rather get a Barbeque or a Lion riding a Go-Kart instead... If my parents had my name tattoo'd on them I'd be hating it!! Still, it's fun to see what other people have. Please post more pictures and stories!! -Pineapple Don

LOL! I can finally belong to your's guy's club! I went out and got a Pineapple and a Torch on my leg. It was my first tattoo(s) but I've been wanting to get some for a while. I friend of mine does them now so I went down to his shop and he hooked it up. His shop has this thing called "Get what you get", basically you pay them $40 and draw a scrap of paper out of a box and "Get what you get"! It could be fresh, it could be stale! I got a torch and my homie drew it up. I went in for a Pineapple and came out with two things, tattoo's are awesome!! This one is on the same leg, just around the corner from the awesome pineapple. I got this awesome Pineapple on the back of my leg yesterday.

Aren't there less expensive cults you can join? And what's up with Brigam Young talking to centepedes out in the desert. Dude must've been getting some good Catus Cooler out there. -Don /went to BYU //Didn't study acting ///Orgasmo rocks!

Awesome! Good thing I put off Finland for another year. I wonder if this is the prototype that Intamin made... Although for 3 million euros and 456 feet, I doubt it. Go Suomi! -Don

That was really cool man! Put me down for a pre-order! Did you get footage of the park post Katrina or just stills? Either way it looks really interesting. -Don

Hansa Park was fun, small, wet, and we did it quick. They did have a Starflyer though! All in all it was a nice family park and the first one with those giant inflatable fun pillows. The drissle kinda kept us from staying too long in the park. No one likes wet sandy fun pillows!! -Don After Hansa we went to this other park...can't think of the name right now... More to Come soon! Starflyers are good times. Luckily there's another one in Cope waiting for us! DOUBLE bayern curve for you flat ride fanatics. Even I don't count these. The park had a lot of garden type crap for you "flowerthuseiasts" TPR represent! Water came out of the ears too! Seconds later the fun pillow ate my face. Fun Pillows!!! I actually kinda liked it. See! Look, a pair of non-Monica friendly rides! Credit! Monica's all, "This is dry, I'll just ride this thanks..." They had this rollerskater type thing right next to the baby-eating schwarzy. GAHH!!! Give me babies!! I hope it doesn't eat babies. Hey a Schwarzkopf! Let's go! OMG! Orky passed me on the way to the bathroom! Doesn't this look like an entreance to a japanese park?

That's the thing, the ride itself is totally awesome but I don't ride because I have zero confidence in the restraint. Plus the fact that every zipper out there is older than I am dosen't help. I'd like to see a modern ride company take a look at the concept and do it in a way that is safe, and possibly 200 feet tall...on top of the strat...where's Stan Checketts?! Oh, and it sucks about the girls, but seriously..."the annual Corn & Clover Carnival in Hinckley." How Green Acres does that sound, LOL! "Hey Earl, remember when them youngin's was thrown from that Zipper at the Corn 'n Clover in Hinkley. She-oot, that was a right plump pickle!" -Don

How about some more pictures? And, best for last, SAMBA FROG!!!! Instead here's a picture of me and my pizza. BTW, Macho Man can rap circles around every MC out there...recognize. I was going to show you a picture of this awesome drop ride but I decided to save it for the DVD...sorry guys. Sure, it looks cute now...but she rode this thing all over the park. At the end of the day that bear was NOT amused! I was even able to show my patriotism! I bought this, pin and all, AT the park! How awesome is that! They have a lot of "american" themeing for apperently no reason at all...cool! Look SFMM and CP, fun rides that aren't coasters! Whoo! Holy Smurfing Smurf!!! This gummi Smurfette is about to get so violated. It's one-and-a-half crows approved! Rocking the bob, I love this park. Passion of the Mel is about to eat boomstick. Who runs Barder Town now bxtch!! Isn't this the NES box art?! See!!! In the states this would be called "Go-Gator" and I wouldn't be able to ride it. It's got horses inside that mountain too. Intellectual Don approves. Blind Monica is not amused. Oh yeah, this is better than shivering timbers...dipped in chocolate...with ranch dipping sauce. Oh yeah, they got one of these Intamin wood things. Why are we riding the observation tower? This is definately a Don friendly park. Right off the bat, Monkey ride! Heide Park was the absolut citron!

Beech Bend, it is after all "The Knoebel's of Kentucky" according to an ACE official. I'd take his word for it, he tucks in his polo shirts and everything.