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Hey Soren! We were in Bermen last night and thought about you while we were looking for hookers late last night. BTW, the police in Germany are awesome! I ran some red lights and drove on a bike path and when they pulled us over they took us back to our hotel! I should've tipped them! So to update y'all, we added 4 parks in denmark that we weren't even planning on. They were pretty awesome, lots of trampolines and crazy death traps. Oh, and I finally got to ride a SCAD tower yesterday. OMFG! Best drop ride ever but it almost made me wet myself! It was only about $10 for it too! Also we found some random park while looking for our hotel that was actually open until midnight and they had a darkride with full frontal nudity!! Best park ev! Also we got stuck on a boomerang... We fly home tomorrow, and we really miss Germany. I got some big ass pretzles for the ride home though!!! -Don

Sorry about that Wally! After that Litre of beer everthing started sounding like a really good idea... We're heading up to Tusenfryd in a few minutes here. We were told to bring an umbrella so maybe we'll get a good ride on thunder coaster. Oh, and about the world cup thing...other than tons of cool merchandise everywhere and good games on TV every night, the World Cup has had zero impact on us. The only park crowds we've found so far were at Movie Park and that's only due to the horrible horrible operations at that park! We were at Phantasialand on a saturday just before a big game and we only waited about 15 minutes for Mamba later in the day. Gotta go! Photos soon! -Don

BALDER RULES! We're hanging out in Sweden waiting on the TPR folks. Liseberg is the bomb! Getting in FREE with our ECC cards is even better. They've got a pretty good haunted walkthrough too. We alsö did Tivoli today which was pretty good as well, but nowhere near as awesome as Bakken was last night. I got a Litre of beer in me and from then on it was good times! They're senic railway kicks so much ass. Being slightly drunk and able to hop on-hop off while the trin is moving made it a pretty wild night! I't like 10pm here in Sweden and it looks like 5 in the afternoon outside. I guess we're pretty far up north. No Pölar bears yet though. I'll post some pictures next weekend! Late! -Don

Alright...so Movie Park Germany kinda sucks and Cop Car Chase is really stupid, but then we went to Fort Fun and it was awesome! Sorry about the no pics thing, I'm on Hotel intenet and I can't upload stuff. Heide Park tomorrow and a intamin woodie!! Oh, and the hookers in my hotel in Hannover are really fugly! BTW, Italien teenagers wear the most awesomely bad slip on shoes at parks...basically if your at a park dressed like they are your're either really REALLY gay or Italien. So MPG sucks for hurting my balls on the drop ride and for running 1 train on the SLC and woodie. Fort Fun rules for having a hang-glider on a cable\drag you up the side of a mountain ride. There'll be pics later! Peace, -Don

Hey guys, real quick... We're in Germany and all of the parks are awesome! 2 Days at Europa kicked ass and we did 3 small german parks today!! We are still alive and driving around germany is all kinds of awesome. see you all soon! Don and Mon!

No way! Barry's Mom is the Lady Gay!?!!

Sorry I haven't replied yet dude, but I've been following these for a while. I'll echo Guy's statement as I wait patiently for the next one. I'd say it's safe to say that they're a hit! And Derek, you're right...I DO want your beer! -Don

That was beautiful Guy. If you don't stick up for firmies...who will? I for one, will do my part to monitor the firmness of the she-credits lest they sag beyond the Donna-Dixon line... Hey Chris, what's your itinerary for the next few days? We'll be bouncing around Benelux too. -Don currently 41 hours left

OMG Guy, what have I been missing all week! I go out on some stupid 'Voyage' to 'Rumble' and miss all the action here! That's it, no more coaster trips for me. I'm sitting here and waiting for your next adventureisousise PTR. Ha! Someone thought Guy and Eeeks were together, lol! -Don

Bwa! I leave on Monday, but I'm skipping the UK. I'll be thinking of you all while I'm riding Expedition GeForce! Someone save me some of Guys Brownies...we can all trip at Liseberg! No Walnuts Please! -Don

Great phots Tom, this can only mean we're getting closer to the Uncle Bernie one's right?!

Wow, I haven't had a butter burger at beaver dam in a while. Time to jump on ol' 69...

Nice pictures Derk! Good thing waits weren't too bad, I hate long fudge lines! Oh, I guess there was some coaster there too huh...? Well, how would you rate it on a fudge scale from Orange mint to Penut butter? Somewhere around Caramel Pistachio? That's kinda what I was thinking... -Don

What?! No POV shots!! j/k, how did the event go? I'm wondering how long the night ERT waits were and if they had the third train on yet... I'll be there on wednesday...I wonder if there's any fudge left, lol! -Don

Wait, how the hell did you get on it? If I wanted that credit I would have had to pay off the ride-op and basically lay on top of the car! Unless of course you rode it as a child or something. I really liked Prater, hopefully I'll get to stop by the next time I'm in Austria. I've got to ride that bell! Nice pics! -Don

Dude! The guy's not even from an english speaking country! I thought he did a great job, lay off a bit man. I'm heading up to BonBon land in a week or two. I can't wait to see exactly how messed up this park is in person! Matter-Fagger! Awesome!! -Don

It's also known as Gypsum Board.

I think we are all forgetting the most important thing. If that was someone's first ride on Wild Thing and it derailed, would it still count as a credit? I mean, you didn't REALLY ride a full circuit...hello...anybody... /Crawling back into my hole -Don

Well, it doesn't really looks that bad. If the car had become detached from the bogies and fell off the brake run though, that could have been tragic. So only 11 of the 17 were hospitalized or just not released right away? Unless somebody had a severe fracture or massive internal injuries I can't see why they'd be hospitalized. Could this have been a misaligned brake or did a wheel fall off binding the bogey assembly? Most likely the news will not report what actually happened and we'll have to wait for the DOSH report. Do they have DOSH in Minnesota? Or is it called MOSH?! -Don edit OMG, come on. Good, make sure you board up the windows in your house and crawl under your bed and await judgement day. Another Morgan chucked a wheel so the end is nigh upon us! So 18 were involved, 4 of which denied treatment on the spot, with the rest having no major injuries, fractures, or anything. Sounds like the train came back dragging the last car which caught a brake due to it's misalignment and stopped the train rather abruptly. This would explain the broken wheel assembly. A look at an areial shot shows the brakes to be inline. At least the waterpark is far away from the coaster so no one was hit by flying Morgan debris! -Don

Wow, this all kind-of makes me want to have watched the show...considering that I'm in it...kinda (thanks elissa! ) Although I'm not quite that fat, the 'Monica' girl gave me the creeps. Same hair, and Monica was once a pizza manager too...weird. -Don

LMAO! That's so perfect for that ride!

So the ride finally got some airtime then? . . . What? Too soon? -Don

Hey! If she get's "Nicanada" then I want NorCal to be "Don Bunyan Land"!! I know it won't be as good as "Deremark" but then what is?! -Don (Bunyan)

I think that Jesus sand castle would look way better if jesus had a wicked cool flaming guitar in his hands...you know...instead of nails... OOOHH!!! Or instead just remove the head and you could stick yours in their for a nice photo op! "Whats this?" "Oh nothing, just a picture of me getting crucified in OC. Check out this picture of a fat dude on a bench!" "Wicked cool! Wanna go cut ourselves?" "Sure!" -Don

DIE!!! A few years ago I was looking at the same thing, how to visit all of these parks in less than 40 years. I found out that it was alot cheaper to just take 2 months off, pack up the car, and just connect the dots around the country for awhile. So, I'd either put those lists in some kind of order by preference, find somebody in the states with a car, or call Justin and see if there are seats left: from www.coasterclub.org Great lists btw! Some of the best stuff is done "bored at work" style! -Don