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Well, that was a nice train ride we had once...WTG. Isn't that a pic of KOD's exit? Is that part of the arcade still there? -Don

I vote for "Pahrump"!

From the article is says that the lovely town has a 9% spanish speaking population. Why is it that the most vocal areas on this issue are the ones affected by it the least? Pahrump indeed. -Don

^ Yes to all of the above! I am personally hosting the kiddie coaster "Whore Tour Extravaganza". I'm pretty tight with the functional that works at Peter Piper Pizza, I plan on distracting him with a shiny balloon so you guys can get a walkback. I also want to try a backflip off of the lifthill into the ball pit, however as always any park perks are subject to change/getting kicked out. I can't wait to get back on 'tonio. I like the first left turn with the 3 sharp, jarring transitions through the bank, whooo!! -Don

10:1 odds that this PTR gets finished by april... ...any takers? Oh, and LOL at the Santa Clarita Super 8, if hell has budget motels that must surely be the gateway. And WTH was Elissa eating at Baja Fresh? Were those two bowls of cheese? I didn't know they had those! -runs off to Baja Fresh- -Don

Dude! Ryan (Bush986) is going to be so pissed off! LOL! He's been doing everything he can to get some of them ears. I have to hide mine whenever I'm around him! Congrats man, you've been chosen! I can't wait for someone to post a picture of their free churro!!! -Don "I'd rather have a free dole whip, thanks" Garrison

I don't see how not adopting medicare plans written by the phama corps equals communisim. I don't want to lose my house if I have a child with cancer or a drunk runs me off of the road. From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_health_care I forgot that Germany, France, Portugal, the UK, Canada, and Japan are all commies. This was actually part of the "no child left behind act", public schools lose federal funding if they don't report this info to military recruiters. So is Saudi Arabia. Reguarding their education system: The point is that people depend on minimum wage to live on. Why not give these people more income? They'll dump it straight into the local economy anyway. Also, if companies were held accountable for employing illegal workers they'd lose their cheap labor and be forced to raise wages. A lot of people would pick vegitables for $10/hr. If we can run our vehicles on ethonol produced by sugar or corn than why not? I don't own an oil company so I don't care if they go out of buisness. Ethonol has an infinite/renewable source, oil does not. Besides, we need oil for plastics and roads and other petrolium uses. Why use it all up as gasoline? Especially when another source is readily available... I don't even know you dude! I'm in no position to call you anything. You know, I've been looking for a liberal media for quite some time. Everybody keeps bringing it up but I've looked everywhere! What's a tree hugging hippie to do? -Don

I'm waiting for a Ninja game to be announced...then you could user the nunchacku like a...well...a nunchaku! Hai-yaa!! :ninja: -Don

I'm sending my girl out to get my Wii for me on sunday. I can't wait to get my Ray Man on! I'm waiting on a Cost-Co bundle for the PS3. The launch titles are pretty weak, for me anyway. Anything coming out soon I'd like to play I can get for the 360 now, with better online service. It seems like to only reason to wait out in the cold for a ps3 is for re-sellers or the guys from http://www.smashmyps3.com. Man, I can't wait for that video next weekend!. I believe the Wii-mote actually uses 3 accelerometers rather than gyroscopes to sense movement. Less moving parts I guess. I've already got my Wii organizer stand, my Wii-mote comfort grip gloves, the limited edition Wii dog tags and lapel pins, AND I just went out and got my Wii TATTOO!!!! Who is more awesome now?!?! -Don

How about the one that would bring universal health care, lower my taxes, not force schools to provide confidental student information to military recruiters, protect women's rights, not make oil deals with terrorist regimes, raise the minimum wage, not lose major cities to flooding, refuse to give huge cash payouts to corps that out source labor, enforce immigration law, protect our ports, stay out of my personal life, and invest in existing alternative fuels. Just because he seems like an awesome guy to have a drink with doesn't mean he should be running the government. Still, you can't really form your own guerilla task force. Although a little fact finding on the part of the SS would have done a lot of good. Hopefully you got to make out with her already c0@ster, she's getting locked up in Cuba for a while. -Don

Let's just say that my homie Non-German Tom can drive like he's got a flywheel in his foot, especially through empty Knotts' parking lots! -Don

Gahh, Knotts on a weekend. I've seen those ticket lines, my sympathies dude. Won't your parents let you skip class on a tuesday or something? Tell them its for a report on early western civilization and show them pics of Xcelerators line on a weekend, I'm sure they'll understand. Nice pic of "Montezuma's Revenge: BACKWARDS!", reminds me of Tom's driving. -Don

OMG, the booze crew in Vegas...awesome. Now all we need is someone flying 700+miles and a broken Intamin and it will rival last years event. Oh, I'm drawing up prelimenary plans for next years "International Incident", you won't be dissapointed! Nice flyer btw, Tschuss -Don

OMG! Wally got his makeup done by the Blob!!! How friggen cool is that!! Ewww...blob hands on face. yuck...

Wow, this is so much better than that crappy park! Way to go! /one subscription please! -Don

^ Nah, I'd much rather have "TPR: Temptation Island" or "When animals attack: TPR edition" I'm sure we could have fun with either of those! -Don

I'm upset at the lack of fanny packs but well done!

I dunno, sounds like the steel could have been used for the supports only. I'm not saying your wrong, but this doesn't definitize it for me. Matterhorn 1 Traver's dead ass 0 Your serve -Don

Dude, how can you have 83 pictures and only ONE of a fatty!?! Come on man, show some chubby love! Grab a box of fudgecicles and smear some chocolate on their faces, they love that! Post them pics here! -Don "Hey fat girl! Come here, are you tickleish?!"

Prior to 1959, if you asked for a steel coaster, you got this! I believe it was also the first with computer controlled blocking, multiple trains on course at once, water braking, first to replicate itself withing an existing structure, as well as probably being the tallest/fastest/longest/steepest/smellyist steel coaster at the time. And don't forget the free hats! -Don

Dang man, your homeschool must be massive!!

That was done quite some time ago. I wouldn't mind seeing a buddy comedy starring Harold from the Matterhorn Bobsleds on a wacky cross country jaunt to kick the everloving crap out of the brown yeti inside Expedition Everest. That would be a real popcorn muncher. -Don

Ah great...Bonfante Gardens doesn't have a MAXX pass on their website. I wanted to be the only kid on the block with a Cedar Fair ALL GILROY MAXX pass. Shucks. -Don

^ Yeah, you might as well paint yourself purple..stand out loud and proud! ...is purple ghey friendly? Fine, make it lavender, just to make sure! I didn't vote in the poll...I like to hump couch cusions...what does that make me? I'm hesitent to call myself a "fluffer." Maybe a "fomosexual"? I'm so confused about my orientation... -Don

Dude! Is this chick like 35! I'd totally hit it. She must be super dumb to still be in HS at 35, at least she can carpool with her kids! MILF!! Here's my HS picture. I was voted most likely to drown a cat!