The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby better_by_design » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:45 am

I am unclear if I am more scared of the gift shop or the Chinese buffet. May need to sleep on it to decide... assuming I can sleep at all, with the mini-golf trip report induced nightmares that are sure to invade my dreams.
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Not For Sale » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:17 am

The Bryan and Adam Show Go IAAPA!
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Ah, it's that time of year again. The air is slightly less humid, the driving is slightly less Outrun-y, and Adam's horn recedes. It must mean it's time to go IAAPA!
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We got some notes from Coca-Cola (proud Bryan and Adam Show sponsor) that we need to "sex it up" a little bit.
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Whoa whoa whoa. They said a LITTLE.
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By the way this building has a Delorean on top of it.
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Y'know, 'cause future.
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There was a bunch of these laser mazes this year. It's like lasers just became cheap enough to use. That can't be it, right? Sincere question.
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Adam had to take a bathroom break after the lady touched him. He came out 3 minutes later, looked exhausted, took a quick nap, then was ready for more show.
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I JUST AGAIN ALL OVER MYSELF
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A wild Texas appears!
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Adam got very upset by this. They had a dance battle to prove dominance whoops I forgot to get a picture oh well guess you'll just have to believe me
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We really had a funovating time there.
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Just got a call from corporate. They said to TONE IT WAY DOWN
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And then Adam spotted it.
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And lept inside, shocking the security guard (pictured).
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Then, suddenly, ennui. You have to understand, doing the Bryan and Adam Show has made us extremely wealthy.
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We have so much money that if the moon is JUST RIGHT, cash will orbit around us.
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Oh, I should mention, we were shown around IAAPA via hovercraft. With a security detail. Texas had to walk.
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And then I took a little demo of this weather controlling machine. It claims to be able to cause hurricanes.
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Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh!
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Now, to finally destroy the Bat-man!
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Here's some unsolicited advice: don't sell cheesy hot dog bites and mini do[ugh]nuts at the same time.
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You guys, we are SO wacky!
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Yes, ketchup seasoning. If you can't read that on the bottom it says "Great for: potatoes, veggies [not including potatoes], burgers, chicken, pasta, soup, bread, yogurt, cereal, and lollipops."
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I don't know what this is but I think rich people have these things so I want it.
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You guys, they got all 9 dimensions in one movie! Let's count them off, shall we? There's the x, y, and z planes as your standard 3 dimensions. Then time. After that there's touching tasting seeing hearing smelling and getting sprayed with water. That's all 9, right?
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FIESTA HOY
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Look! It's my favorite character! The Foot fluffy, fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo Bear(?)!
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So Adam barged into this booth and was all LET ME SLIDE DOWN THIS ON A TUBE
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And they were all K
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And then he kinda just sat there a while. It was weird.
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We directed the hovercrafts in the direction of outdoors.
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I guess we can ride something.
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Wait, what's this? I thought it was some sort of moving tree, considering its colors. They really had me fooled there!
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The moving tree ride was fun but I still resent it for tricking me.
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So we went back inside and found this, the ice cream of the future!
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In the future, using the letter Z instead of an S is not considered condescending!
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Then we went back to see our employers
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Adam tried Slurm. He says it's highly addictive.
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Also they told us to sex it up again. They need to make up their minds because we can't handle these mixed messages.
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You guys. Rasta mushrooms. You. Guys.
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This bag is also a liar.
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This car is purple.
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That's a real person.
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These captions are difficult to write.
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Here's Adam, ladies. Here's ALL of Adam.
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...Ladies
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Oh by the way he's about to do the ropes course ...Ladies.
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And now begins a brief section, entitled "The worst pictures of Adam"
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This one speaks magnitudes.
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Thus concludes the section, "The worst pictures of Adam". Thank you.
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I can't even I don't know do you really need me to make a joke about this?
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So Adam has started doing this weird thing where he acts normal, then every few steps he takes, he poses and stares right into the camera.
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I'm not saying it's bad (it is) or stupid (it is), but maybe he's just gotten so used to the paparazzi that he just plays along now.
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Or maybe it's some sort of sick compulsion and he gets his jollies off from it...
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Yeah, yeah, definitely that last one.
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I yelled up to him "I'M GOING TO TELL THEM YOUR SECRET"
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But it only made him mug even more! It's like he wants people to know. He's a sick, sick man.
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Then he started touching himself, and then it got weird for everyone. I had to take a step away. Not literally step, of course. I hovered away.
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I decided I'd go panning for ...stuff... to get my mind off of it.
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And voila! Stuff! That bag is in one of the 300 bags of crap, and boy is it.
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I heard SeaWorld was impressed with Potter's ride system so they're going to use this one for Antarctica.
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Oh! I found Adam!
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We went to go pull some frog tongues together, which sounds like a euphemism.
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Because it is. We went to go murder some people.
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Notice how the professor has no students? Notice how he's sobbing? We pulled so many frog tongues.
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Babies making babies! A paradox! Gasp!
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And then I was all "Get a load of this chump's hovercraft! He drives it himself! Chump!"
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And that's the abrupt end to The Bryan and Adam Show Go IAAPA. Hope you liked it, and thank you for reading. I'm gonna go pass out now.
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby PCW_Nut » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:59 am

One word: EPIC!

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby talonec » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:32 am

Thank you for explaining 9D :)

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby RoCo » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:53 pm

^Yeah, the superstring theory guy I spoke to yesterday was way off. I knew it. :lmao:

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby aimster » Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:48 pm

I laughed. I cried. Then I laughed some more. :lol:
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby larrygator » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:21 pm

I only cried! I cried a lot as I read the whole thing. I'm still crying.
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby robbalvey » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:53 pm

^ Wow, you make it through the whole report? That's says a lot from you Larry!

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby QueerRudie » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:13 pm

Awesome... But not enough food action! (One needs plenty of food porn if there isn't enough ride porn!)

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby robbalvey » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:21 pm

Honestly, IAAPA was really light on food this year. I was actually quite shocked!

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