larrygator Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit
robbalvey Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 ^ Now THIS is what should be in the employee break room!
hyyyper Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation!
Skycoastin Steve Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things.
robbalvey Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
Jew Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club.
PriestofSyrinx Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo.
kidcoaster 2 Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel
ginzo Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror.
Skycoastin Steve Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is.
kidcoaster 2 Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt
Serial_Thriller Posted February 10, 2010 Author Posted February 10, 2010 I thoroughly enjoyed the additions you guys have made to my post, perhaps I will incorporate them into next years statement. Anyways, I hope everyone has a safe season, may your airtime be great, and your downtime be minimal. - Cheers
Chroniq Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us
Wes Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club.
kidcoaster 2 Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings"
JEAPUgrad Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away
freekeee Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000!
RCFreak Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42
Bolliger&Mabillard Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill.
SharkTums Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42
cfc Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor.
Coasterlvr_nc Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone.
Pufferfish Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor.
mcjaco Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry.
RCFreak Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 So remember, 1. Your duty is to the ride and the safety of your guest. 2. No matter what happens remain calm and be professional. 3. When things look out of place, stop, evaluate, respond. 4. Be prepared for anything at anytime. 5. Know your ride, Know your guest. 6. Humor fix's everything. When things look dark - Smile, Tomorrow will be worse. 7. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN 8. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's NO sex in the champagne room. 9. Do NOT feed Gremlins after midnight 10. Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore 11. The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. 12. If the glove don't fit you must acquit 13. That's no moon. It's a spacestation! 14. Cardio. Double Tap. Check the back seat. Buckle up. Avoid bathrooms. Limber up. Don't be a hero. Enjoy the little things. 15. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. 16. Don't talk about fight club. 17.Always remember the Alamo. 18. Don't forget to bring a towel 19.No groping on the Tokyo Subway or Tower of Terror. 20.Forrest isn't a smart man, but he knows what love is. 21. Please for the love of god always remember to wipe your butt 22. Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas 23. All your base are belong to us 24. Do not talk about Fight Club. 25. Do not talk about Fight Club. 26. Never Ever watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 27. Always remember to use protection 28. Never engage in a conversation with a female about her "Feelings" 29. Beauty is only a light switch away 30. Everything must number OVER 9000! 31. The Answer is 42 32. Always take the blue pill. 33. 4 8 15 16 23 42 34. Don't eat the yellow snow. 35. The love you take is equal to the love you make. 36. Don't take the brown acid. 37. If an erection persists after four hours, call your doctor. 38. The Red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, do not stop in the white zone. 39. Never stop on the tracks. 40. Never sit in front of your spitting professor. 41. Do not make Happy Fun Ball angry. 42. Seriously, this is the answer.
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