65skylark Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Kid on a leash! Kid on a leash! Great updates, guys.
MMcCollum1980 Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 I am wondering...are you guys enjoyin these updates? Would anyone be interested in a TPR Cruise at some point in the near future? The updates are hysterical! Yes, I would absolutely be interested in a cruise with TPR - what a bunch of fun people!
Franc Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 Jut got back home from my 3rd cruise. (twice with Disney, once with Princess) Up for a TPR one anytime soon
tigerxeyez Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 All of these pictures are great! THis was Wagner's and my first cruise, and we had an amazing time! We are so glad we got to celebrate your birthday, Robb!!! -Stefanie PS - It's a baby lion in Cabo ... not a tiger!
robbalvey Posted January 18, 2010 Author Posted January 18, 2010 ^ Meh...Does it really matter? --Robb "If it looks like a duck...it's a duck..." Alvey
QuakerOaties Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 I'm so glad I was able to be your twink Robb Get ready for SF gay pride '10
robbalvey Posted January 18, 2010 Author Posted January 18, 2010 (edited) Our final update from Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday TPR Cruise! Tonight was the final night of Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday TPR Cruise...so let's PARTY!!!! Elissa rented out one of the venues on the ship just for our group... ...We had as much alcohol we could drink (which turns out was a LOT!) And of course there is food...lots of meat on sticks for the theme park geeks and posh little whores de ovaries like caviar and finger foods for those who wanted to pretend that we are classy. Drink up gents! The cruise is almost over! It looks like KidTums even had a lot to drink! But she only had apple juice and caviar! Why so serious? THIS IS A PARTY!!! YEAH! That's more like it! If you want to hug Ryan, text him at (559) 940-3525 and he will come to your house and give you a hug! "88 MILES PER HOUR!!!" "Wow! It really does smell like cookies. Oh, God! She farted and it went down my throat!" Now that's a mighty handsome looking threesome! OMG! WHERE IS JOEY'S HAND?!?!? BOOBIE RAPE!!!! Big Mike hanging out with some good friends. And now Elissa's mom is looking just a little bit nervous! BOOBIE RAPE!!! Yeah, this is another sexy looking threesome! Big Mike wants a little Elissa alone time! Screw that! Give me the birthday boy! (Or both of the Birthday boys!) Here is everyone who celebrated birthdays during this cruise. Awww, now that's so sweet. Robb & Elissa want to thank you all for reading through this huge update and joining us on our first ever TPR cruise! And special thanks to Elissa for planning all this as a surprise! Time for the first ever TPR Cruise Group Photo...hmm...something seems wrong with this picture.... THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!! Thanks everyone for following our TPR Cruise adventures! If you liked this update... EMAIL DAN! mrt0ad@aol.com If you didn't like this update... TEXT RYAN! (559) 940-3525 (actually, please just text him anyway and ask him how the Delorean is doing!) Thank again everyone! Until next cruise...we hope you liked the update! --Robb Edited June 5, 2013 by ernierocker
Big Mike Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 What totally amazes me about that last picture is how Kristen has the crazy pose down perfectly! LOL Thanks for the great time Robb and Elissa!! Peace, Big Mike
themeparkologist Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 I feel sorry for the GP who watched this involuntarily on their vacation. Poor, poor, people... Anyways, awesome TR, Robb! And happy late b-day EDIT: What's Hanno doing in the 2nd pic? LOL
moinab Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 I love the look on Russell's face, in the first picture on the stairs (which came out great!) He looks like he's thinking, "Just take the damn picture before I have to come up there and disembowel you!"
nojarama Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 The TPR Cruise Report was fantastically hilarious!
RCFreak Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 Looks like you guys had a FANTASTIC time! But I would expect nothing less from that group. And props to Elissa for planning the whole thing as a surprise to you!
BelizeIt Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 God I love this site. That was a fun read. Thanks for taking us along on your latest excursion, I'm glad you had a great time.
frozenflames Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 Ths whole thread has kept me smiling and laughing the entire time! Fantastic update! I really want to meet more people from TPR now!
coastersrule85 Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 After looking at all of the updates, there's one thing I'm not quite clear on. Do they allow the consumption of alcohol products when you're on a cruise? Seriously though, gosh that looks like it was a blast; I would love to do that one day!!
The Bebes Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 This trip report has been so entertaining and so hysterical!! Really made me want to go on another cruise... like tomorrow. Thanks Robb and I'm glad you had such a great birthday! - Lady Bebe
disneyfan1313 Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 What an awesome time we all had! The pictures can't even begin to show all the shenanigans and fun that were had by all. Thanks again to Elissa for planning it and to everyone else for being so much fun!
TheRapidsNerd Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 Just caught up on all the pics. Great fun! Ryan's Nut Punch and Robb Intercession stories were most humerous. As for a future TPR cruise, count me in most definitely. Would really enjoy that. Definitely enjoyed the updates. Thank you!
Meteornotes Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 The cruise was awesome fun. I miss the ship. And giant margaritas the size of your skull for $5 in Mexico. dt
Guy T. Koepp Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 I can't speak for Alana. (As she is still having nightmares from meeting you all. She wakes up screaming, "CUDDLE RAPE!" I wonder where she got this from?) But I digress. IMHO this was one of the most awesome trips I have ever been on with er'body. So much fun, alcohol, trivia, and mayhem was had. Not to mention all the wet, hot, filty sex. But, that's kinda to be expected when Robb is around. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Elissa & Mrs. Elissa's Mom for planning this whole shindig! I wouldn't have missed it for the world! Guy "Ass in a window!" Koepp
emily>piers Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 Fab pics Robb and Elissa! Looks like you all had a wicked time! Robb, hope you had a fantastic birthday and you are looking amazing! E xxx
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