Erik Johnson Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 While I never seen a fortune cookie while I was living in Taiwan or during my travels to China and Hong Kong (Did you ever see one Robb?), I always look foward to seeing what kind of fortune I would receive after stuffing myself full of Chinese food. Share your most recent fortune you received right here. My most recent fortune is a strange one: "When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside." Ok, I hope nobody tries to find this out with me this upcoming week...Ewwwww!
CoasterFanatic Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 "You are the Best and everybody knows it" // ... in bed
Not For Sale Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 My sister got "Tastes like chicken" as a fortune a week ago. It's not even a damn fortune!
ebl Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 I got one once that read something like, "May the luck of the Irish smile on you always." WTF?!?!? Out of a fortune cookie? I think it was printed in green ink, too. Eric
coasters 4 me Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 I got one that said " Fried Rice in chinese is Chao Fan "
kevings Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 I once got a fortune that read "The only thornless rise is friendship". Even if the typo had read rose like I think it should have, it doensn't make much sense. Kevin
SharkTums Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 I got one that said: "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune will infect your soul for all of eternity" well, no, not really...anyone know where that quote is from gets bonus points! Seriously though, the one on my fridge right now says: "You are almost there" well gee, thanks!
dandaman Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 ^ Is it "Holes"? I thought Mme. Zironi says that...
kat11joe Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 One i got the other night- "Wherever you go, there you are."
Erik Johnson Posted August 8, 2005 Author Posted August 8, 2005 I got one that said: "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune will infect your soul for all of eternity" well, no, not really...anyone know where that quote is from gets bonus points! Seriously though, the one on my fridge right now says: "You are almost there" well gee, thanks! Sounds like something right out of Urusei Yatsura...but I really don't know. Someone mentioned Holes..is that worth seeing?
SLUSHIE Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 I don't remeber what my last one said. I usualy don't read them anyway. I've thought of some good ones that If I ever wrote the things I would make them. Like "Look out behind you!" or "You have gum on the bottom of your shoe." Stupid stuff like that.
Space Freak Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 Well, maybe I am the only one that does this, but I am quite surprised no one has mentioned this yet, but there is a little trick to fortune cookies. Add the phrase "...in bed." to the end of the fortune. It makes the serious ones good, and the ones that make no sense even better. Like "Learn Chinese In bed." See? Well I got these two in the past week. "You will always be surrounded by true friends... In bed." and "Your talents will be recognized and rewarded... In bed." WOOT!
FlyingScooter Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 you are lucky as you did not choke. lovely to read after eating. lol
dandaman Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 A few months ago at "Ming Wah" Restaurant: "Learn Chinese". WTF?!
4718 Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 I got one that said: "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune will infect your soul for all of eternity" well, no, not really...anyone know where that quote is from gets bonus points! Rocko's Modern Life from back in the day on Nikelodeon. Filburt goes to a chinese restaurant and they show the guy at the factory in front of a typewriter making up happy fortunes, then he plunks down that one. Filburt gets upset because of it, buys a massive bag of fourtune cookies to try and get a better one, but they all wind up being that same one.......it was great. Still got all that memorized from one of the best shows EVER!!! Oh, and I would have posted it too, it's my favorite thing to recite when I have a fourtune cookie's paper in my fingers.......throws everyone but those who know for a loop. Only thing is, I remember it as "Bad luck and misfourtune will rule your pathetic soul for all eternity"......google didn't help much either.
supertrooper Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 "You like Chinese food." - not really a fortune...just stating the obvious.
IwantRevenge Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 I got one that said: "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune will infect your soul for all of eternity" well, no, not really...anyone know where that quote is from gets bonus points! Seriously though, the one on my fridge right now says: "You are almost there" well gee, thanks! ROCKOS MODERN LIFE! I love you elissa! i got one that said "i'm on break" seriously!
Pufferfish Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 I got one that said, "You just saved a child's eyesight." That made me feel all good about myself. I needed that after eating Chinese food.
CoasterNut17 Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 I am totally not kidding when I say I got one that said this: "Please pick another fortune cookie." I don't have the picture taken yet, but I could post it if you don't believe me.
Alpenguy Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 A bunch of friends & I were playing the classic "...in bed!" fortune cookie game after a big Chinese meal together, and most were pretty good. I went last. 'You will receive good advice from a child."
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 "Don't always believe in what you read"
Cyber.Fiber Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 I keep all of my fortunes. I got one a few dasys ago that said: "You are destined to be happy in wedlock"? Any one here knows what that means?
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