terrancew_hod Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 "Nights in White Satin" becomes "Oochie Wally:The ride" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKMGNkYi6c - clean as they're gonna get version... They'll need to strip out the rapping and just keep the chorus, because that's was the main appeal of the song. Oochie Wally-Wally, Oochie Bang Bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mochtroid Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Even my sister said it's horrible. Rebrand in a few years, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrancew_hod Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Do you think they can negotiate "CartmanLand"? That'll bring 'em in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Oh I cant wait to see what the ride names will be. Here are some guesses: Freestyle Kiddie Coaster Freestyle Mine train Freestyle Big Shiny Coaster Freestyle Coaster that looks like a Ferris Wheel but doesn't work Freestyle Wet Coaster Freestyle Swinging Freestyle Mudding Freestyle Driving Freestyle Spinning Ride Freestyle Pit Freestyle Play Area Freestyle Bandstand Freestyle Stunt Show Freestyle Ice Show Freestyle Bandstand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 ^LOLOLOL!!!! AWESOME!!! Larry wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgodsey Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I was thinking they could turn NIWS into THE LEPRECHAUN EXPERIENCE! They can re-theme Maximum RPM to THE WHISTLETIP EXPRESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john13601 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I mean, if you're going to land on a name as bad as "Freestlye Music Park" you might well have just called it "Soft Rock Park" and licensed Kenny Loggins. --Robb You're screaming like a mimi every time I come near you but like a Kenny Loggin's record, no one's ever gonna hear you. The Bloodhound Gang I really hope this is just a temporary name until the come up with something permanent. It may be, since They have to change everything in such a short amount of time. Here are a few of my ideas for park and ride names. Park - Music City Led Zepplin - Heavy Metal, Iron Man(the song not the movie), Metal Mania, Thunder Strike( with the AC/DC song Thunder Struck playing) Eagles - Midnite Rider(I always like that better anyway), Gypsy Road(Cinderella), The Highway Man, Country Thunder replace the Bohemian Rapsody with Bon Jovi's Lay your hands on me Rip Slippery When Wet out of the ground and scrap it. Bon Jovi deserved so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveydo5172 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Hey....I think "DECADES" Music Park should be available now....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADCHEEZ Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Freestyle Music Park presents... RICK ROLL: The Ride! Also, Cedar Fair has been beaten by generic names! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILLERLC1 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Man, that could work on any ride. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeist04 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Since we're coming up with ride ideas, how about PMW-The Ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchu Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 This is just the best name/idea/concept ever for a park! The possibilities are endless! Especially now that they haven't backed themselves into a corner with that evil, vile, amusement killing rock music! It's every type of music now. Can't you all see how much better that is than just rock n'roll?! The advertising for this practically takes care of itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeist04 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 ^Kayne is a gay fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I must now buy a park shirt to go with my Flight Deck shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Why... I keep trying to look at it from a different perspective but it's not working. Who did they run this name by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Oh, please let there be a Photoshop contest for this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jcoaster Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 All I can say is..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacemtfan Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 ^Kayne is a gay fish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkdBoV6wvSI (By the time you discover this video, it will be removed by Viacom) Hmmm...Freestyle Music Park? I just can't see it working. The only way 'Freestyle' is going to get me to the park is if the mascot was: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Oh, please let there be a Photoshop contest for this... There already was a Photoshop contest for this. It seems like they're trying to capture a larger audience by naming the park some generic name. As for the actual name, it doesn't seem too bad. It could've been worse. And the logo is better than the CF and SF logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaWhippet Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Ok, I agree HRP's new 'name' is a bit less than imaginative. Frankly, I thought it was a horrible mistake/typo ... or possibly a secret Lost-like subliminal encoded message. A quick rearrangement of the letters comes up with: A Perfect Silky Serum or A Priests' Fluky Creme I know, both of those are equally disturbing for a variety of reasons. Especially that last one ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 There already was a Photoshop contest for this. Sorry, I meant ideas revolving around the new name, not the one for park ideas a couple of months back. P.S. I refuse to call it "Freestyle Music" if they neglect the inclusion of the Boston Pops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goliath513 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 This new name is made of fail. Seriously, I haven't been so dumbfounded by a park's decision to rename something since Cedar Fair came up with Flight Deck. In fact, this is far worse, and I bet Dick Kinzel is glad to have the pressure off his parks from the criticisms of bad names, because Freestyle Music Park is the new rock bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 NEWS FLASH: This just in Freestyle Music Park has made a name change to market people in from all around the world. We spoke to the manager of the park and we quote, "We have changed the name of the park and the overall theme as to attract more attention to the park, and we are very pleased with our feedback, though the neighboring city doesn't enjoy it, we talked to some pedo's on the internet and they said they thought it was a great idea." Further investigation has found a new logo for the park as well... This is what we found... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ^The number of circles indicate the figures the park should expect to pull in on a monthly basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FFFFAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I can't believe anyone would name their theme park that...... Are that many names taken up!?!?!?!??! WTF!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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