robbalvey Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1390 SCREECH IS IN A PORNOA 40 minute sex tape starring Dustin Diamond - Screech from "Saved by the Bell" - is now being shopped around to various adult distributors in Los Angeles. The tape is said to feature Diamond and two girls having "kinky" sex. How kinky? The New York Daily News says: We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Considering most sane people would rather watch their grandparents have sex than Dustin Diamond, and considering that "Dustin Diamond" is an even dumber name than "Screech", I wonder if the tape will show the part when the ether wears off and the girls wake up. Because I bet that part is pretty exciting. My only personal "Screech Encounters" have been serving the guy a Mickey Mouse Pretzel while working at the Mile Long Bar and having his OMFG *HUGE* dad sit in front of a friend of mine during a screening of "Last Action Hero." Luckily, staring at the back of Screech's OMFG *HUGE* dad's head was probably better than watching that movie! --Robb "This is one porno that will NOT be found on the spindle!!!" Alvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesdillaman Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Yeah, i heard this on the Bob and Tom show, they even said as a "stand-up comedian", he stole material from other people. It's sad to see the fall of sitcom actors... -James Dillaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Eeek, creepy. I thought I saw some stupid VH1 special where he was a comedian and his wife (they both live in Wisconsin now), make halloween masks and sell them. He fits right in up there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelizeIt Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 He's just another actor trying to reinvigorate his career with a little publicity. For those who need the term "Dirty Sanchez" defined, just logon to the www.urbandictionary.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECZenith Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I wonder if he'll give her the ol' Screechin' Seagul... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacoking Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Haha, that's hilarious. Who would ever want to watch that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Heretic Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I find even the idea of that deeply disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pvcoasterguy Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Um.... ew... that's all I can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida420 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I think in honor of this momentous occasion, the term "Dirty Sanchez" should now be re-named to, the "Dirty Slater" All in favor..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginzo Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Dustin Diamond was on Howard Stern not too long ago, and claimed he's hung like John Holmes. Maybe he's just doing this because he figured nobody believes him on that claim. Diamond also attempted legal action take dustindiamond.com back from Max Goldberg of YTMND.COM, but failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I last saw Screech fighting Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter in a celebrity boxing match, Screech did win that fight very convincingly at least. I looked up dirty sanchez, that is just so wrong almost as bad as Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud from Clerks 2 (I learned everything I know about perversion from Kevin Smith). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippyTrick09 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Eww... ONe of my friends dresed up as him for "Decade Day" at my school... just no one knew who he was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrock23 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Saved by the Smell! Wow, this is. . um. . interesting, I guess. No matter what he does, he'll never be able to remove the tag of Screech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Hmmm, he's doing porn. That's pretty frightening. I guess the real question is: Is anyone buying or renting it? Maybe he just wanted a 30% raise in income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Gotta pay for the house somehow! Sucker! What is the porn called? Can't use the word "Screech" because he doesn't even own the rights. Sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Deeply Disturbing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Well, it couldn't be much worse than an average episode of Saved by the Bell. At least Bob "Gilligan" Denver and Alan "Skipper" Hale never made a porno flick together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Hey, I've been saved by the bell. I'm too sexy for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 I heard on radio that he's apparently HUGE.... I'll have a link soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 What is the porn called? Can't use the word "Screech" because he doesn't even own the rights. Sad. I think the design of the box cover should be our next Photoshop contest... dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DailyBugle_JL Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Ewwww why couldnt it be Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie. Heck I would even settle for Mr. Belding Porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 LMFAO Wow, I guess he's desperate, or type-cast as a terrible actor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookbaby Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 I heard that he was in debt and was going to lose his house. A sad attempt to raise the money though. Who is seriously going to watch this!? Laura "was one of the chicks at least his wife!?" Huls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okinawaboy11 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 EWWWWW! Dirty Sanchez!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarreha dump on my eyes than see this video. I don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is and I don't want to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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