Calvin

My friend tried the Wii out. Apparently the controller is itty-bitty, and probably made for itty-bitty Asians. She pre-ordered one months ago and we're going to be dorks and stand in line outside Gamestop for hers.

Did you run those photos through an "I Love The Seventies" filter? My friend got a gas scooter for Christmas a few years ago. The next day, my birthday, he was showing off to his friend. At around noon, he did this trick where he sat down on the scooter and stuck his legs out. He crashed and got a spiral fracture in his left leg.

When I was little I wanted to be a stop light... Now I want to direct films.

That is one of the most awesome tattoos ever. However, I still stand firm: the actual most awesome tattoo would be a potato.

^Of course, by doing so you would effectively shorten Mean Streak's life by about 40 years. I would make the first "airtime" hill on Milennium Force shorter.

Holy mother of friggin' a...

What? Again?

Live Mouse Racing? What about the joys of Dead Mouse Racing?

One of my classmates in PE, Albert, has this small-ish SUV with these comfy seats, and when he drives it's like riding a roller coaster, I swear, it's like the shocks have been replaced with coiled springs or something.

Ow! The corkscrews pulled just over 4 laterals!

damn jungle fever Ha ha ha.

Of course it was not incorporated into the design. I do not think that a company would incorporate such a mistake into the design of the roller coaster. I am just saying that a fault in the construction of the coaster, notably wooden, could lead to pumping. Wooden coasters are built on-site. Some coasters are just built badly or cheaply. That is all that I am saying.

I'm delighted to know that I have some TPR videos in my pocket now.

I gave blood once, but I didn't like the weird empty feeling afterwards so I didn't do it again.

^^I was kidding-ish...no harm meant! I like the Oogie Boogie one! Some of these patterns are really great. Last year I just did the VGcats ones...

Those parks are so cute! Why aren't our parks that cute?

^I have a weird affinity for Jungle...

^^Ejanaika Ejanaika! Ejanaika Ejanaika! Ejanaika Ejanaika! Ha ha ha! Perhaps the obsession with the biggest has to do with the general lack of coasters?

The rap version of DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW. Blasted EVERY LUNCH HOUR. D:

We have zero dollars, literally, so we have no pumpkins or cobwebs or decorations of any kind. My mother really needs to get a steadier job (she's a field consultant and her clients sometimes don't pay her on time which sucks for us). So no pumpkins. I hate you.

Six. Five in German, last year, and once in Chemistry. How many presents have you hidden in your lifetime?

Beach Boys- Pet Sounds The Who- Who's Next, Tommy Yes- Fragile, Relayer, Close To The Edge Ugly Casanova- Sharpen Your Teeth Sting- Ten Summoner's Tales Simon/Garfunkel- Parsley Sage Rosemary And Thyme, Bridge Over Troubled Water Rolling Stones- Let It Bleed Radiohead- OK Computer Queens Of The Stone Age- Rated R Queen- Night At The Opera The Police- Ghost In The Machine Pink Floyd- The Final Cut, The Wall, Animals, Wish You Were Here, Dark Side Of The Moon, Meddle, Atom Heart Mother, A Nice Pair Paul McCartney- Driving Rain Modest Mouse- Good News For People Who Love Bad News Mad Pudding- Grand Hotel Keane- Under The Iron Sea Jethro Tull- Aqualung, Thick As A Brick Jefferson Airplane- Surrealistic Pillow Grandaddy- The Sophtware Slump Green Day- American Idiot Fleetwood Mac- Mystery To Me ELO- Out of the Blue, Time The Eagles- One Of These Nights Dido- No Angel David Gilmour- On An Island Coldplay- X&Y, Rush of Blood To The Head Carole King- Tapestry Cake- Fashion Nugget Blondie- Parallel Lines The Beatles- White Album, Sgt. Pepper's, Rubber Soul, Revolver, Magical Mystery Tour, Help!, Let It Be, Abbey Road Alanis Morisette- Jagged Little Pill The Alan Parson's Project- Tales Of Mystery and Imagination, Turn Of A Friendly Card John Lennon/Yoko Ono- Imagine, Double Fantasy, It's Alright (I See Rainbows), Milk and Honey

Okay, someone slap whoever's in charge of Blackpool Pleasure Beach...

Funny, you can spell "Adelaide" and "approximately", but you can't work out "you" or "any"... I have this coaster video that talks about the Big Dipper at Luna Park, and it's the Big Dipper that is now the Cyclone...it looked like fun, actually, but I haven't seen it for like seven years...

I'm going to go as a Fresnan...I won an airbrushed Rappin' Daffy shirt in a raffle...