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Freak-o. But really. I know some people who would give their right arm to ride the Turbo, but wouldn't touch a Zipper for all the gold lining Michael Jackson's piggy bank.

Speed is totally worth the front seat. FWOOOOOOSH omg. The Roller Coaster At New York New York is painful anywhere you sit, so you might as well make it count and sit in the front. Although, if you sit in the back, you get that awesome thing in the twist-and-dive where you hang in your restraints and then slam into your seat upside-down. Canyon Blaster is smooth (very smooth) in the backseat, and, as a plus, it gives you some amazing g's in the loops and an interesting whipping sensation in the corkscrews that miraculously doesn't hurt. Don't forget to ride the Rim Runner (giggle giggle giggle). Desperado...hmm. The front seat is interesting, but I'm all for the back seat (middle seat of back car/front car/whatever car). You're not going to get any airtime anywhere whatsoever anyways. Oh, don't miss the log ride or the Turbo Drop (one of the best ones I've ever gone on).

Apparently Blue Fall is quite the awesome. Personally, I'm a huge fan of Intamin First Generation drop towers. There's something raw and powerful about them that I love.

Since when does everyone hate the Zipper? It's like hating the Tilt-a-Whirl or the ferris wheel...

I've always just stayed at my aunt's house, but I doubt that's an option. We stayed at the Flamingo. It wasn't very memorable. The only thing I do remember was that we walked about a mile and a half to get to our room, and that was just from the elevator.

Can I have five percent of it to buy a Frappucino?

There's also this but I'm sure Elissa already has like twelve of them. Something new to add to the Christmas list: USB-powered hamster.

Which, as we all know, was just a massive success...

What? Vekoma actually has a good idea? Get out! I like the new lap bar inverted trains.

An Amish school shooting? BANG! "Wait...gotta reload...doo doo doo..." *drops powder horn* "Darn! Just hold still, kay?"

...doo doo dooo dooo dooo dooo, doo doo dooo dooo dooo dooooo, dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo Derek...dooo dooo doooo dooo dooo doooooo...

xD Right here. Learn allll about it.

You've got your Photo TR on backwards. I'm interested by the spinning seats on the ferris wheel. That could be interesting. I see a trip to Visionland with the intent of annoying Elissa on the ferris wheel.

^Maybe that has to do with the fact that the photos seem saturated and sort of sienna-tinted.

Omg! It's like...the same thread! Duuuuude! Search functionnnn!

No! He can't be injured! He's too cute!

I will say, though, that comparing the two is like comparing apples and oranges. One is crisp, delicious, and the most popular pie filling, while the other tastes awful after you brush your teeth.

Move to Europe and mourn the loss of Holiday World, Knoebels, and El Toro.

Personally, I prefer the iPod. The fact that its design is simple makes a huge difference. Also, iTunes rocks my socks. I <3 my iPod. A year old and still going strong.

High Roller- Stratosphere Tower, LV Flashback- SFMM

So that's the Intamin fart sound... Intamin have designed a really incredible system for their woodies (gigglegigglegiggle). YAY INTAMIN!

I actually liked all those close ups he had in his TR. There was a strong focus on the details of the park, which offered a very refreshing perspective on things. Right. Little things that sort of make you feel like being in the park. Like this one: For some reason, I couldn't help but get that feeling of excitement, you know, "Ooh, I can't wait to ride that" feeling. Ride Shockwave, I mean, not Extreme Force or whatever that tv poster is.

lolmarriedtothesealol. What about "Y". Not at all like that one ride at Six Flags that goes like hangs off the track but not The Batman or the Vaja due or whatever and-...

Blowing my nose? Well, a sneeze is like a thousandth of an orgasm...

Aussies are hot. And when I say Aussies, I'm referring to the rides. Lookit that vertical loop. And the hot, strong, jawbone. On that vertical loop. Totally referring to the loop. But really, the Giant Drop looks awesome, and so does the Wipeout.