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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:00 pm

Larry's latest contribution as the official spokesman for reason:

larrygator wrote:
DoinItForTheFame wrote:
Jason Maier wrote:Hopefully they'll do the smart thing. . .


Six Flags... smart?!?!? Ahahahahahaha!!! :lmao: :lmao:

Oh. Wait. You were being serious??


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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby joelwee » Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:24 pm

Not from this week, but still gold.

boldikus wrote:
dchang11 wrote:It's not easy to find the crowd of coaster enthusiasts.


Oh sure it is. Just follow the trail of body odor and desperation.

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby SteelForceless » Wed May 24, 2017 5:47 pm

robbalvey wrote:
djackson wrote:Does TPR actually generate enough money to live off of?

No, we live in a shed and eat Pork N Beans out of the trash.


BryanRph wrote:So you are #whatsintheshed?

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby Philrad71 » Fri May 26, 2017 4:53 pm

^OMG...I missed those posts about the shed! What thread are they in?

Here is my vote though:

This is the best boomerang I've been on, which is like saying you're the best player on the Cleveland Browns.



^ Edit - I never noticed your signature...love that too! :lol:
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby RAWKIN_coaster38 » Sat May 27, 2017 8:10 am

Philrad71 wrote:^OMG...I missed those posts about the shed! What thread are they in?

It was in the Ask Alvey forum. I saw it too and was dying. :lol:
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:58 pm

coasterbill wrote:Don't start being optimistic about Lightning Rod. It's a trap.


:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby cparkes92 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:50 am

DoinItForTheFame wrote:
coasterbill wrote:Don't start being optimistic about Lightning Rod. It's a trap.


:lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby SteelForceless » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:51 am

prozach626 wrote:
Themonerd wrote:Is it morally right to want to fap to this?

That's really strange, but thanks for reinforcing my decision to stay away from coaster enthusiast events.

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby boldikus » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:37 pm

cparkes92 wrote:Just checking in to say that my Kings Island visit started out fun, but turned not so fun with me spilling protein all over my clothes about 2:30pm, which ended my day early.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby coneyislandchris » Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:54 am

From the SFNE thread:

Canobie Coaster wrote:Another note on Goliath is that it won't run in the rain. Sometimes it won't run in sun either, but that's an entirely different issue.
That coaster dad [273] and that coaster kiddo [154]. Road trip buddies for life.
Dad's faves: Fury 325. Phantom's Revenge. Intimidator 305. El Toro. Skyrush.

Kiddo's faves: El Toro. Lightning Rod. Goliath (SFGAm). Wicked Cyclone. Thunderbolt (LP).

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