paintballer Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 ^ Jasper... "I'm Mayor Bee! Free honey for everyone! yay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalvin Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 "fine ill have them take the fat from my head, sew it on my feet and skate on paul bonyans flapjacks" Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dino Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stewie: You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere of something exactly like this...which leads me to believe...this probably won't work. & Jasper: OH Noooo... Off Screen Character: I knoooow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballer Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stewie: You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere of something exactly like this...which leads me to believe...this probably won't work. Omg, I never laughed so hard in my life at this part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dino Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 *empty supermarket* Man over PA: Linda Evans we have a spill in aisle nine...Linda Evans, spill in aisle nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I'm Mayor Bee! Free honey for everyone! yay!" "Oh no I've gone and stung myself. Goodbye world" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expeditioneverestfan Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 1. Stewie- Thank you fat man, when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless. 2. Stewie- Victory is mine! (Classic!) 3. Meg- I'm just gonna go kill myself Stewie- I'll be there shortyl 4. Peter- Brain you ain't going anywhere with out your leash! Brain- I dont need your damn leash and I dont need you Stewie- (jumping up and down) Lets get a Kitty!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-RadG Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Lois "You think all this good will just falls from the freakin sky, well it doesn't! It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn present, and while you're at it you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I just remebered one, it goes something like this Man-"Your fired, you put your seed in my daugters belly" Son-"But Pa" Man-"Your lucky your my son or I'd kill you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckrazy06 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 "BUTTT SCRATCHERRRR!" - Peter One of my favorite quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BkkMan13 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 (Chris escapes "Take on Me" music video, and the people with monkey wrenches in it) Lois:Chris where have you been? Chris: I don't know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjune4991 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 (edited) Peter-"I was just lucky he had an odd number of objects!" Edited February 16, 2010 by jjune4991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomfan93 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Dr. House-"House." Peter-"Roadhouse." Dr. House-"That too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PriestofSyrinx Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 From Petarted: "No Lois, we prefer the term, little people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skycoastin Steve Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Stewie: "So is there still any tread left on the tires? Or at this point is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyuk200523 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Karaoke Time..... Quagmire - It goes on and on and on and onandonandonand gigidy gigidy gigidy goooooooooo (something like that.....brilliant!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeelTheFORCE Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 My buddies and I quote Family Guy ALL THE TIME. I could go on for days. Stew-roids is one of the best episodes. "I've got veins, that carry blood all over mah bahdy...that's how John Mayor says it, bahdy. I'm really into him now, SO YOU BETTER BE OK WITH IT!!!" When Stewie has Brian at the top of the stairs, moving back and forth, not letting him pass, going "Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop." Other various ones I like: Stewie after Lois throws up over boat railing - "Uh ho ho! Brian's eatin' it." The whole Family Feud segment is hilarious. "You better watch your mooouuuuuuth mister." "There's a half-dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy. I guess we're just going to look the other way on this one." "Grasp the base of your tail with your index finger and thumb..." "You are so weird man!' "COOL HWHIP!" Quagmire saying giggidy to the Jaws theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Asian woman: How many traffic signal does it take to cross eight lanes? None? OK! Good luck everybody! ... proceeds to cross eight lanes on a busy highway, creating a major traffic accident. EDIT Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Literally any quote from their two Star Wars specials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjune4991 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 After Stewie kills Lois and falls: "Ow! Ow! Mommy! Mommy-Oh yeah, that's right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeistdude321 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Peter: Hey, you guys the trainers here? Phineas: Why, look, Barnaby, a new recreation enthusiast. Barnaby: We'll start off your workout with vigorous calisthenics executed in rhythmic time with acetate pressings of the new musical craze called jazz! Phineas and Barnaby singing: "Steak and eggs and eggs and steak, that's what you should have for breakfast. Delicious. Steak and eggs and eggs and steak, just making sure you heard. I got it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre8 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mum! *goes on for about 5 more seconds* Lois: WHAT!? Stewie: Hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X2coasterfreak Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Peter: "Today was almost as bad as when I went on a field trip to the museum as a kid." Flashes back Peter " Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?" Museum Guide: " Because you touch yourself at night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomfan93 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Tom Brokaw #1: Leave this lot, losers! Tom Brokaw #2: Unless you want a licking! Tom Brokaw #3: And we'd love to deliver that licking! Right, fellows? Tom Brokaw #4: Yeah! Tom Brokaw #1: Love it! Tom Brokaw #5: A lot! Tom Brokaw #6: I'd love to lick a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. cockblock Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Quagmire as Bill Clinton: "My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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