Erotica land sex theme park set to open.

Interesting concept.

http://nypost.com/2016/05/04/inside-the-worlds-first-sex-themed-amusement-park/?utm_content=bufferb1a68&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Thoughts?

I made a sex theme park in RCT3 once.

My initial thought was "okay where in Japan is this going to be?". I guess I was way off. Lol

I would easily pay the $100 just to ride the penis bumpercars.

Here is the concept art. Is that some kind of coaster in the middle?

Frog hopper will work great here.

Lol I wonder how much they will charge for lockers to put your bathing suit so you can go into the pool or naked water slide without worrying about someone taking it haha

Lmao why does loc*kers get changed to this Lockers

I saw an article on Slate yesterday: http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/05/04/a_few_ideas_for_brazil_s_boring_sounding_sex_themed_amusement_park.html

They should install a set of flyers called "Spanish Fly."

Please tell me they're planning on playing Barry White's greatest hits as ambience. Or at least some really really cheesy porno music.

The only park where you could actually call a vekoma slc, a "hang and bang".

Plans for the sex-centric tourist trap have climaxed in a heated debate over whether it will lure creeps and perverts to the area.

If there is a coaster it will!

Maybe this is where whats-her-name should go, from Mexico...

What was her name again? In Selva Magica park.

The possibilities are endless for this park.

A naked Tagada might be interesting.

This has been my dream since I was eleven...you could have some interesting 4D shows at this place....and I think that's a pretty low key idea!!

I would be wary of any signs that say "Caution: You may get wet on this ride"

A naked Tagada might be interesting.

Fixed. And Naked Hot Tub Tagada!

Perfect!

You say Tagada, I say Togoda. . .

Thanks for catching the misspelling Bill; I fixed it.

At least you'll be able to join the ferris wheel of love club.

I can't see this park existing without a BDSM-themed roller coaster where you're physically bound (to the seats) and gagged during the ride.

I would easily pay the $100 just to ride the penis bumpercars.

 

Here is the concept art. Is that some kind of coaster in the middle?

 

Wait. . . Is "Sex Playgound" the name of the Ferris Wheel?? If so I guess the couple from Vegas was just in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

#TooSoon??

If they don't have a ride named Orgazmo, I'm very upset.

50 shades of park... Interesting idea.

I have an aweful feeling that it'll be ruined by all the 49-year-old-virgin coasterforce members and ACErs trying (and inevitably failing) to get lucky though

If they don't have a ride named Orgazmo, I'm very upset.

Isn't that also the name of a movie?

I would easily pay the $100 just to ride the penis bumpercars.

 

Here is the concept art. Is that some kind of coaster in the middle?

 

 

Wait. . . Is "Sex Playgound" the name of the Ferris Wheel?? If so I guess the couple from Vegas was just in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

 

#TooSoon??

According to an article, the "Sex Playground" ferris wheel has one way looking out windows where no one can look in. I think it's for having sex, although it says no sex allowed - however you know people won't listen.