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Ask Title Fairy For A Custom Title

Postby Title Fairy » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:54 am

Hello dear children! It is I, the Title Fairy! I am here to possibly grant you a custom title (the line below your username). BUT, you must obey the Title Fairy's GOLDEN Rules!

Golden Rule #1: To ask for a custom title, you must have 150 real posts on the forum. Real posts means not 3/4ths of your posts in games threads. If you are an active member of the site, this should be no problem!

Golden Rule #2: If you already have a custom title, if you ask, you may or may not receive a new title. Custom Titles will be handed out to people without one first.

Golden Rule #3: Title Fairy is VERY busy. Your title may not be changed immediately, or even weeks or months later!

Golden Rule #4: Don't piss off Title Fairy by nagging and pestering her. This will only make her angry and get you STUCK with a very awful custom title.

Golden Rule #5: If you ask for a custom title, Title Fairy reserves the right to change your custom title to whatever she wants. It could be changed to something relating to your avatar, your various posts, whatever! Asking for a specific custom title DOES NOT guarantee you will get it, so ask with caution (especially if you are possibly annoying!).

If you don't follow any of Title Fairy's Golden Rules, Title Fairy will make sure you have an especially rotten title.

That is all for now. Title Fairy reserves the rights to change and alter rules as she sees fit.

*~~~TITLE FAIRY~~~*

Legend of the Title Fairy as told by CreativeForce

In the beginning there was nothing. At least, God wished there was nothing since he had the biggest hangover in history. (History not being around so long since, duh, there was nothing.)

“I think I’m going to hurl!” cried God and then proceeded to upchuck the cosmos into existence. And he saw that it was good.

“Man, that’s a lot of space” thought God, “I need someone to talk to.” And thus God created Jeff Johnson. And he saw that it was, well, just okay.

“So Jeff, I have all this infinite space to fill, what should I create next?”

“Why don’t you create dirt and make a big clump of it hang over there.” Said Jeff.

And so God created the Earth. And he saw that it was good.

“Now what?” asked God.

“Jeez,” said Jeff, “I gotta do all the thinking around here? Fill it with stuff.”

And so God created all manner of plants and animals; birds, fish, bears and of course tobacco. And Jeff saw that it was good so he rolled it up and started smoking it.

“It’s not enough.” Said God.

“Why not?” asked Jeff as he smoked the 5th cigarette since tobacco was invented 10 minutes earlier. “The monkeys with the red butts are pretty cool and the meerkats have television series written all over them.”

“Yes, but I think we need people.”

“Whoa, wait a minute,” said Jeff crushing out his 851st cigarette. “People? Think about this God. I mean, some of them will be really great, but then you got the ones who are total douches, not to mention all the ones that fall in between. How will you ever keep them all straight?”

“You have a good point there Jeff” said God.

“Of course, I do. Afterall, I am older than dirt.”

“I’ve got it!” said God, “I will create the Title Fairy. The Fairy will be in charge of passing judgement and accessing a persons worthiness. They will have absolute power in granting a title to everyone who asks. Just don’t piss them off.”

And so God created all the peoples of the earth, followed by the creation of the Title Fairy. And he saw that it was all good.

So be good to others because the title fairy is always watching.

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Postby mcjaco » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:12 pm

The Title Fairy is HOTT!

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Postby Vffreak07 » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:48 pm

Oh magic title fairy, could you change mine to "TPR's Haunt Fanatic" Please? Oh thank you oh wondrous title fairy.

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Postby wrebbit » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:34 pm

Oh awesome tit fairy, may I request from though a title that says "This is NOT better than Steel Dragon!"
:evil: Incurring the wraith of the title fairy :evil:

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Postby AllenA07 » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:39 pm

Am I the only one who thinks the title fairy looks kind of like a transvestite?
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Postby JimmyBo » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:01 pm

Miss (or Mrs.) Title Fairy...can you please change my title to "TPR's official drunkaholic".
I want everyone out there to know that I am addicted to drunk.

Thank you Elissa...I mean Title Fairy.

Jimmy "Title Fairy is not a transvestite...she is one hot sexy momma" Bo

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Postby ParkTrips » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:22 pm

wrebbit wrote:tit fairy

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Postby coastercrazed49 » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:51 pm

I really should have waited to ask to change mine, because now most people are getting them changed. :Pr

I also wouldn't have been stuck with this horrible member title.
I apologize great and hot title fairy. :angel:
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Re: Ask Title Fairy For A Custom Title

Postby DBru » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:02 pm

Title Fairy wrote:
Golden Rule #4: Don't piss off Title Fairy by nagging and pestering her. This will only make her angry and get you STUCK with a very awful custom title.

Golden Rule #5: If you ask for a custom title, Title Fairy reserves the right to change your custom title to whatever she wants. It could be changed to something relating to your avatar, your various posts, whatever! Asking for a specific custom title DOES NOT guarantee you will get it, so ask with caution (especially if you are possibly annoying!).



I'm guessing these both relate to me? lol, guess I'm STUCK with my wonderful member title...

Oh well, maybe no one will notice? :lolr:

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Postby sfne2005 » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:13 pm

I think mine is a bit outdated don't ya think?
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