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Oh yeah...

 

I remember what I was going to post yesterday. I can't stand that Totino's Pizza Rolls commercial. I don't know why, but the kids in it are just plain idiots. Like when you take a bite of a greasy, disgusting bagel filled with tomato sauce you scream "I LOVE TOTINO'S!!!!"

 

I can't stand those commercials that make people look like idiots.

 

And that Lionel Coin Bank.

 

And the new Zoo York commercial that tries to be a rip off of the Head On commercial. Seriously.

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I cant believe this hasn't been mentioned before...

but maybe I'm the only one who watches late night TV on channels such as CW or WB etc, but how many times do we have to see commercials for "Vibe Line" or "1-800 WE ARE 18" or "1800 GUYS ONLY" or "1800 Red Hot" whatever the hell they are called.

 

"Hello, My friends invited me out, but why go out when I can have so much fun staying here alone sitting on my couch talking to random strangers on the phone?" They seriously say stuff along those lines, I don't know it sounds sorta lame to me lol. Those have to be the most annoying commercials I have ever seen, ever, hands down. Theres WAY too many of them and they are WAY overplayed when you are just trying to watch TV after 11pm and you see the same ones 3 times a commercial break.

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I hate any Kidz Bop commercial. Especially the new one, they ruined even MORE good songs!

 

But the good thing about Kidz Bop is that they make songs that sound absolutely terrible into songs that sound a little less terrible!

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^ Are you kidding me? That's the greatest commercial EVER!

 

...Besides, if anyone watched Firebrand last night, it's a show that has the best commercials of all time, you'll know what the best one is. Here's the slogan:

 

"The food your mom would feed you if your mom were a man!"

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God..there's so many..

 

The whole HeadOn/PreferOn/ThisOn/ThatOn series of "Adventures in Repeition" ads. It's like being trapped in a time loop with Rain Man.

 

It's not just feminine protection ads that are annoying. The jock itch/male chafing ads are awful too. And what is the deal with tag-teaming them two or three in a row and airing them when it's dinnertime? Is that Madison Avenue's way of trying to curb American obesity?

 

Any perfume/cologne ad where there's a guy who looks like he's one of "The 300" cast walking around in a morphine-induced state with abstract Fellini drapes, etc. Yeah, like wearing Egoiste or CK is going to make me look like that. All that will happen is I'll be the same but smellier.

 

"When you need sporting goods or just a have a need, drop by Dick's!!"

Dick's Sporting Goods is a chain out here and..I'm sorry. I'll pay twice as much at Foot Locker or JockMart or whatever so I dont have to hear "That's my Dick's!" ever again.

 

The commercial for The Critter, the state-of-the-art disabled transport where the seniors are singing horrific versions of "You made me love you..I didnt want to do it." This ad has been known to cause sterility in everyone and terrorize small children.

 

The drug side effect ads are funny. "Taking this drug may not alleviate symptoms, but may cause vomiting, blurred vision, webbed feet and death."

 

"I have genital herpes." "I don't" "And we'd like to keep it that way." Can you imagine going to a screen test and proudly saying "I'm the GenniHerpy guy!!"

 

Last one..I was in the doctor's office today and was flipping thru a Men's Fitness mag because the only other one there was Boy's Life, and..just, no. I flipped the page and in the middle of a Dolce & Gabbano ad for stylish Italian underwear (there's an image), is this guy, head in the background, crotchal area in the foreground with the caption "Irresistible!" under it. Some wonderful soul had written in black marker "BARF" just under it. Nothing else needs to be said.

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THRUSH!Do you have thrush?

 

Seriously what the hell? I don't need or want to know about the problems in your nether regions!

 

All loan and credit card adverts (specially the Halifax ones) they offer me all this wonderful stuff and then at the end in tiny writing is 16.9% APR hoping I won't notice!

 

Oh and the red telephone insurance ones... whats it called...it has a little telephone with wheels...thats gonna bug me now... Well the adverts are so unlikely to happen that it annoys the hell out of me! Who is gonna drop a ton of bricks on your car (which has no engine in it anyway) or flood your house with a fire house? GO AWAY!

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^You'll thank them later

 

-Those damn Kiddie Hop or Kool Pop, or whatever the f**k there called.

-The commercials for the cell phone scams for ringtones and horoscopes.

-Any commercial that has anything to do with weight loss, its all a scam.

 

--Chris

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