robbalvey Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Hey everyone! Since Elissa and I (and the Quaker too) are going to be in Asia starting next week, it's time to re-instate the "Ass-sistants" For those of you who might remember when we were on the Europe trip, these are the dudes that help keep the place tidy while we're off having fun! Grunt work for them, roller coasters with names we can't pronounce for us! Obey them and your lives will be spared! Your Ass-sistants for the next few weeks will be "CoasterFanatic" Ted and "Wes41190" um....Wes. --Robb
Nrthwnd Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not Ted and Wessssssssssssssssssss. (EDIT: "...poking each other with cattle prods... :shock: )
CoasterFanatic Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 You know the Robb is a man of faith when he leaves Wes and I to moderate.
pagemaster_b Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Well, you know the saying: "While the cat's away, the mice will play." Translation: While the parents are gone for the weekend, it's time to have a "little" party.
Guy T. Koepp Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 :shock: WES!!! Oh god no! Not that! Anything but Wes! :shock: Guy "I will obey!" Koepp
socalMAN123 Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 I'm scared, Wes is moderating! :shock: ---Brent 8)
Token Yankee Guy Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 *breaks out the alcohol and beer pong* ....what? you guys aren't gone yet?
pagemaster_b Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 *breaks out the alcohol and beer pong* It's beer BONG! Oh, wait a minute, I think I've got my bongs confused.
Wes Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 I rule with an iron fist. Mussolini ain't got shit on me. Just kidding, I just hope everyone behaves while mom and dad are away. wes (feel the wrath, biotch)
AznShortBoi8021 Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 I'll be good *picks up the phone and calls everyone to come for a wild party at the TRP forum* I'm just kidding. I'll only break 75% of the rules and duct tape some random guy to an office chair. Have fun in Asia.
Louise Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 ^ TRP?! ^^ Anybody else think Wes sounds like he's on a power trip? :shock: We'll be good Uncle Wes (and Uncle Ted). Wait, that sounds kinda perverted.... :?
cfc Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 ^As a lawyer representing Fox News, I demand that you cease and desist in your usage of "fair and balanced." My clients own tne copyright to these particular terms. Regards, S. L. Imyratt, Esq. Douche Bagg & Crepehole, Attorneys at Law
UberBeavis Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Don't make Wes go all 41190 on you... You might end up at the Wisconsin State Fair, in a sideshow.
andrea Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Um,maybe i'll just stay on the tommy and james site while you two are gone.
BiCoastal Kid Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Man, does it smell like sarcasm in here already? And... *sniff*... do I detect a bit of wit? I do believe!
Wes Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 I'm banning everyone who posts in this thread. 8) Seriously though, Ted and I are just here to make sure things don't get out of hand. Hopefully we won't have to do any ASS-isting and everything will run just like normal. I'd hate for Robb to come back from Asia with TPR overrun by trolls and posts about penis enlargement pills.
Hattuchili Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Ted and Wes for ass-sistants!? OMG, the boards will never be the same! No, I think they will do a good job, here! --Sören
Nrthwnd Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Don't make Wes go all 41190 on you... You might end up at the Wisconsin State Fair, in a sideshow. You - will - be - ASS - similated.
crispy Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Well, so much for me being back, I sense a swift perma ban coming on real soon
cfc Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Again, I must ask each of you to cease and desist "posting" of any kind on these "boards," as my client, Fox News, has pruchased the exclusive rights to the use of the English language. Ergo, ipso facto, res ipsa loquitor, wicki wacki woo. That should clairfy the matter. The question of "posting" in other languages is a matter for the Supreme Court to decide. I must now file a suit against myself for daring to post in English. I remain, yours very respectfully, S. L. Imyratt, Esq. Douche Bagg & Crepehole, Attorneys at Law
slick Posted December 17, 2005 Posted December 17, 2005 Ich hasse Fox News deshalb viel. Other than that, Elissa and Robb, take care and have a great time aye! (Btw, i'm not German, it's called Google.)
AznShortBoi8021 Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 He doesn't like Fox News. Neither do I. Is Robb and Elissa gone yet? I can't wait to call up all my friends and duct tape some random guy to an office chair.
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