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How have I not seen this thread before?!?!?

 

I have always wanted to know what rides on the moon are like! And now I know!!! Or at least I think I do. Although I'm still curious about the structural integrity of cheese.

 

This thread should be the encyclopedia of all things moon ride related.

 

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The structural integrity of cheese depends entirely on the type of the cheese. I.E. Parmesan is much more able to withstand the forces put on it from rides than a goat cheese.

 

mmmm, cheese.

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^Yes but everyone knows the very best kind of cheese is melted cheese, however this provides very little structural strength.

 

I suppose they could always make a flume using melted cheese.

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One thing for sure is that drop towers would be super slow and boring, although it would be a beautiful sight to look up at Earth while on a roller coaster

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One thing for sure is that drop towers would be super slow and boring, although it would be a beautiful sight to look up at Earth while on a roller coaster

 

Actually, you would still feel the same weightlessness riding a drop tower on the moon that you would feel on earth, even more so since the moon lacks an atmosphere, eliminating air resistance.

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Because I am sick and at home with nothing to do, I figured out that if you were to build Kingda Ka on the moon, the launch speed would just be 50mph!

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^This could be the theme song

 

We went to the moon in 1969 not 1968 but the year after.

 

OMG, some catchy even stevens lyrics + moon Chinese sex theme parks + my immature mind = amazing.

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^Oh it's not a Vekoma? My nerdyness has failed me oh so miserably

 

A Vekoma on the moon eh? Well your head would already explode from the lack of air pressure, so they'd pretty much be pointless.

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I think its too forceful for the moon. The moonites would need to build it specially. The forcefulness of the ride would make Master Shake's lid come off, resulting in the spilling of his brain. Then the moonites would require boob sacrifice as their is no money on the moon. In short moonsault scramble would be terrible because of the moonites. However, I am the master of the moon, so I could build it based off a video game. Thank god for adult swim.

 

 

If they put space mountain on the moon do you think they would bother theming it, or just leave it open? Would there be earth mountain?

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Boob flume on the moon could happen! I mean, they've found water, haven't they?

 

Also, being on the moon wouldn't make a Vekoma any better. On the other hand, you'd have an INSANE amount of airtime if you rode a B&M Hyper.

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I guess they won't be much smoother as the bangs would be still bad....

 

On the other hand coasters would be much taller as the gravity is lower....on the other hand you'd compensate for the heavy EVA suits....

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People have been complaining about the new super long brake runs on the new B&M coasters but I think everyone has missed the true reason.

 

Isn't it obvious? These rides were never meant for Canadas Wonderland and Dollywood, they were meant for the moon where there is no air resistance and rides lose speed slower so they need longer brake runs.

 

It all fits.

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Only problem with your theory is with the lessened force of gravity the rides' max speed would be lower. But then again, you may be onto something.

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