America Sings Freak Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 rode with Rob instead but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Elissa stole the seat that you were about to take. So, begins the quest to find another seat. You go to each individual row, but at every single row there seems to be a model of George Bush. Why you would want to ride next to George Bush, I have no idea. But... ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pufferfish Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 ...He's currently high up in power so you might as well suck up to him anyways. So you grab a seat beside George Bush, but as you sit down, something happens. George bush has transformed into a giant monster cat with sharp claws that likes to eat people. You quickly give him some catnip and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 He transformed into a strange world full of ice sculpters of defunct Arrow looping coasters. Suddenly out of nowhere, a crack team of coathanger robots rebelled against Ron Toomer because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 they had stolen their cheese... and that SHlT ain't happenin'... then out of nowhere he transformed back to kitty George Bush. Kitty Bush then started arguing with kitty Stephen Harper about whose kittens were better... Stephen argued that Canadian kittens had access to affordable health care and Bush argued American kitten could blow Canada off the effing map. Stephen then debated Canadian kittens could marry their lesbian life partner and just then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaleclectic Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 ...Gene Rayburn pulled the question out from slot "B" and read it. "Dumb Dora is SOOOOO Dumb...," he said. The whole of French-speaking Canada replied, "HOW DUMB IS SHE?!" Gene continued, "She's so dumb that she makes ***BLANK*** look like a MENSA candidate!" So, while the funky clock music with the phase guitar was playing in the background, Kitty Bush and Stephen Harper worked on ignoring Brett Sommars and Charles Nelson Reily working on their.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 pommel horse routine. Then, as they were about to answer the question, Robb jumped out from the audience brandishing a giant . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 DDR pad, just when ACEr joe jumped out and started screaming the words......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Coaster Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 "I am a trilobite & you are my soap in my dish." Â Promptly, two chavs on hiatus from headstomping duties held Robb down while Joe force-fed Robb with dole whips. Â "I'll teach you to try and lose 30lbs in 30 days!" he said, chuckling. The gymnasts just kept doing their routines, their cowboy hats curiously pink and smelling of molasses. Â Fortunately, it was a curious fact that whenever Joe found himself handling dole whips that he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfire Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Began to turn into Spookbaby! Robb looked at Joe/Laura, and said to him/her, "That is the secret of the Dole Whip. If an ACEr holds one for too long, it will give you split personalities." But all of a sudden, Joe got really mad and began to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Coaster Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 wave his hands like a mad Italian at an Olive Garden restaurant when the lasagne is found to be less than 'Mama used to make'. Â "I'm extremely disappointed Laura wasn't on the Midwest Trip. I discreetly followed you on all the cornfield-lined roads of Indiana thinking she would be...!" Â He looked at her and spat on the ground. "Well, what do you have to say for yourself? Don't you like fat coaster enthusiasts?" Â He reached into his pocket and took out a long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 pamphlet containing the reasons why she should enjoy fat coaster enthusiasts. He gave it to her and she looked at it and was angry. she still said no one liked fat enthusiasts. at this point the retarded side of joe came out and he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 ..Elissa let's eat some plain nootles, on the other hand, Robb go eat every thing on the face of the earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 To which Robb replied "Earth has no face!", which momentarily stunned the onlookers into submission. In the movie version of this scene, a quiet piano melody is played but in real life, the quite piano notes were replaced by . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Coaster Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 loud piano ones played by an undead Walt Disney who then took out a lethally-sharpened Fastpass and sliced Joe's head clean off. Â Lou looked down. "No loss. What a sad pathetic existance he had!" Â Walt put his hand on her shoulder and shook his head. "You're wrong!" Â Everyone gasped. There was no way he'd be getting a boob credit now. Â Walt cleared his throat. "I know there is no way I'd be getting a boob credit now but just have to correct you, Lou." Â Lou looked at him stonily. "Go on then! I supposed you'd know. Spending your entire life with your head full of mice, ducks and... whatever the hell Goofy is meant to be." Â Walt ignored her attempts at an insult. Â "You don't understand: Joe was a ACE member. And for an ACE member, there is no rock bottom to the life. He don't put a spoon to a donkey, he don't dance on a pole or wash himself. He's a man out there in the blue, gorging on a Dole Whip and a turkey leg. And when the Dole Whips start melting - that's an inconvenient truth. And then you get yourself a couple of Fastpass swipes across your neck, and you're finished. Nobody dast blame this blob. It comes with the territory." Â So inspired by this, everyone started to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit english Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 remove their clothes and get ready for some global warming. What they didn't know is that Michael Moore, in association with National Lampoon, had been behind the scenes making a movie called "An Inconvenient Spoof", and this had all been a ploy to get them out of their clothes. Â Unbeknownst to the camera crew, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 ...the participants had to watch a re-creation of the "out-farting Michael Moore" scene, in which the toilet stalls were removed for filming the scene. The people demand to switch to a different filming. They are taken to the scene of the filming of "Hitman 2," at the ruins of Geauga Lake Amusement Park. When they arrive, they find that lead actor Timothy Olyphant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 was swimming in his own feces while singing pantera (RIP dimebag) holding a note that said..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pufferfish Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ..."Hello, I would like to play a game with you. You kill others at the beck and call of anyone, but now that your own life is being purchased, how far will you go to cancel the transaction? Will you go so far as to swim in your own sh** at a torn down amusement park, or will the read dot in the center of your forehead mean your demise? You have 24 hours until a film crew arrives, until then, start swimming." As they arrived on the scene, Timothy ran out of his crap and hugged them all. One of the camera men got mad and started to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 relieve himself upon a fire hydrant. The fire hydrant was secretly a ninja and quickly killed the camera man. His family took revenge by . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 becoming stan, kyle, cartman, kenny, and butters from south park, and going around spreading racist jokes about the ninja, but sadly the one playing Kenny was killed by: Â (come on people, be creative) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorneypark_fan Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 A milkshake that can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy88 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 ...cause you to involuntarily ejaculate. After this happens, you then........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 ...head off to Steak N Shake for more Lou porn and a fresh napkin. While thinking of the stealthy ninja and the South Park family, you realize that all is not well this eve. Ominous clouds loom in the distance, a chill fills the air, and the night is eerily still with nary a another car in sight. You look to Stumpy the Wonder camel, securly buckled into the passenger seat for reassurance. He gazes blankly at the road ahead, almost pensive. What could going through the fire-retardent fabric of his camel mind? Having just been set free from a claw game in Walmart's entryway, you'd think he would be elated. But no, no no. He stares glassily forward, like an ACEr during a Space Mountain e-stop. Could this be such a moment for Stumpy as he rides off into the night in a strange car with a mysterious soul at the wheel? Â Fearing that you are dangerously low on Cheetohs and Dr. Pepper, your thoughts focus on where to get food. In the distance is the familiar red glow and psychotically all too happy swine beckoning to you. You heart races, your palms sweat, yet you are determined to face your fear and now certain destiny. Your eyes narrow as you step from the parked car. It is the only one in the freshly painted parking lot at this hour. The beeping door locks cut the silence like a knife. You've heard the horror of those who've entered this onholy place and lived. Now it's your turn...to shop at Piggly Wiggly! Once inside you see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 a million bags of cheetos, and all the dr. pepper i could drink plus coacoa puffs to boot, soon I.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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