texasgiantrules Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Dog Fart Hypercoaster. It was just like the Dog Fart coaster but it was sized to the big three-headed dog on Harry Potter. Universal got mad at them for stealing HP so they smeared a case of TNT with . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Butter. This case of TNT was then detonated above Cedar Point, sending butter flying everywhere and covering everything. Seeing an amazing opertunity, a small team of coaster enthusiasts started a grease fire on Mean Streak, using the butter as fuel. The coaster burned to the ground in a matter of seconds, and Cedar Point quickly out an end to the Dog Fart Hypercoaster project, instead building a new wooden coaster built by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Hundreds and hundreds of Racing Jockeys. The coaster has been declared safe by the safety inspectors and will open at a party hosted by..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanolafan Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Dean Cain! But he was too busy hosting Ripleys Believe it Or Not THeme Park Review Won the Record of The Worlds Fattest Internet Site 2nd Place was Fattyfatfatfat.com. Fattyfatfatfat.com was mad so they decided to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 try and become the skinniest coaster enthusiast group. When their attempts failed misetrably, they regained the title as fattest and celebrated by riding. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riccoaster Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 The Beast because everyone in their group likes it, while riding the beast derailed and sent all of the members of Fattyfatfatfat.com. flying into a big........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanolafan Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Caninister of Grease From Mantis Everyone Walded And Slipped around in a massive orgy of fat people the canister fell over and went in to the lake causing another grease fire killling the new wooden coaster built by jockeys then the greased up deaf guy from family guy came and slapped robb in the face wich made... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Elissa want a slap as well. She stalked the greased up deaf guy until she had him in a corner of the Dueling Dragons queue. He only barely escaped and made his way onto. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 the simulator "Flashback" ride. After ten minutes of sitting in the Virtual Vehicle that didn't move around or do anything he complained to Mark Shapiro who was at the controls. Mark whispered "Shhhhh, we can't disrupt the lifeguards. Be patient, we might send this ride out sometime for a test run in January." In any case Elissa was amused to see that in her new thesaurus, that Vekoma was an equivalent for "HeadBanging" and that former followers of such groups as Quiet Riot, Judas Priest, and Metallica now called their signature movement "Vekoma-ing", . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raptorcrew2002 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 & neck braces. Unfortunately most people took the names association as a new coaster fanatic group. Including the insurances company’s who across the world jumped on and conspired to support “Vekoma-ing” in hopes of raising costs and fees flooding in from personal injuries and hospital costs. 5 years after the birth of the signature movement the Insurance companies all dried up, their efforts where forced into bankruptcy due to the volume of claims for brain damage. Focus was lost and moved in favor of supporting of the O mighty Leprechaun while running around a yelling there always trying to steal my lucky charms…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanolafan Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 WHen THey Werent Meanwhile Ceder Point Burned to the Ground for no Aparent reason but it was probably Single Rider! With its Pyromaniac Obbsesions! They Had a Funeral in its name then.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Six flags announced expansions for almost every single park in a period of 5 minutes! The single riders were so overwhelmed that they stopped the construction of . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanolafan Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 The Worlds Biggest Cheetoe Then it Rained and the Cheetoe..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 became soggy and ruined the investment put into its construction. This financial worry forced many shareholders to back out meaning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanolafan Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 a Second Great Deppresion People Survived it Because they ate that soggy cheatoe then......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Baron von CreditWhore was riding Goudurix with Robb when all of a sudden, a big black hole appeared and transported Robb and BvCW to . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Six Flags over Hell, Hell's premier amusment park! The star attraction there was "It's a Small World", but this version was a dark ride looping water coaster built by TOGO. Robb screamed in terror, but Baronesse von Creditwhore, who had taken a liking to Robb, dragged him on, but then screamed in rage at the stereotypical depiction of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Asian camels. The ride portrayed them with one hump, when clearly they have two. Baroness was so upset that tried to run out of the park but was eaten by an animatronic. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterExpert13 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 bobcat...Which then began to chase Robb throughout Six Flags: Over Hell when he ran into Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton. Linds & Paris were on their way over to Molten Death: The Ride...when they saw Robb and decided to inflate their.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 gelatanous blobs for escape across the moltewn lava. Robb then hopped on and they sailed right out into the world of RCT. Robb decided to build a . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Peep torture machine, that catapulted peeps across the park and into a strange scenary object that was intended to look like cannibal islanders surronding a pot. The peeps were terrified, and Mechanic 14... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 said "F*ck This!!! I quit!!!!!!!!! So he went home, away from the peeps, catapult machines and other rides to go home and say Hello to his Cousin, Dan. On the way to Dans house, The Mechanic found a balloon. Unfortunetly, it was a water balloon and when he gave it to Dan, It popped. Dan's face turned red, his veins popped out, his blood boiled. After 15 min of growling, Dan screamed at the top of his lungs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Then Chuck Noris came to beat the crap out of Dan with a waffle maker. Then he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Decided that since he already had the waffle maker in hand, to plug it in and actually make a waffle. However, due to the lack of Aunt Jemima and Log Cabin Syrups, he became enraged again and tossed Simon & Garfunkle's Greatest Hits vinly LP at . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterExpert13 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Bob the builder, who caught it because he loves to listen to Simon & Garfunkle while he builds. On the back of the vinyl LP was a note from Intamin, instructing Bob to re-insert the original "over the water" heartline roll on Maverick. He was also instructed to remove 2 cars from each train, resulting in nasty wait times. Bob was confused as to why Intamin wanted him to do those things, but he started work and was nearly finished when freddy kruger took it upon himself to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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