mightbeawannabe Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Where can I buy a retarded monkey? I want a pet monkey, but I don't want it to be smart enough to escape from my car while it's parked outside my office. Are there special shelters that house retarded monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Aliens stole my cat. Further details as events warrant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 We've all heard of oversleeping. Well, today I underslept. Woke up 90 minutes early for no reason whatsoever. I ended up staying awake, but not getting out of bed. The sun came up and I was still awake and still lying in bed. Then I got up and got dressed and headed over to McDonald's. They were out of large soda cups so I got a large coffee cup instead to fill with Diet Coke. That, my friends, is how my morning started. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacemtfan Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 PINGAS! There. I posted something random...now can I get a cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyzoo Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 ^ I just ate a cookie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScooterGuy Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Dexter killed the Happy Tree Friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Holy crap, the song the guitar teacher played in that one episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, "Rock Star", is a real song! I know he's the singer of Everclear and all, but I thought that was just a song they wrote for the show. But it's from an album from like ten years ago, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenA07 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 ^I got curious and looked that up since once upon a time Everclear was one of my favorite bands. Rockstar is a perfect example of what went wrong with that band, by the time that song came out they were on a (steep) down hill slide. If you ever want to hear the stuff that made them famous look up the song Santa Monica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 ^ I guess that explains why the only album I have by them is just "...eh..." in my opinion, I have Songs From and American Movie Pt. 2. Which was after Rock Star came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band-Aid Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 I have a wedding to go to in March. And it's in a different county. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyzoo Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 I saw a commercial for the Yogi Bear movie and he said Razzle Dazzle in a sentence, then I started laughing cause I thought of Leslie Hall... Yay for Mid-America trip, fun times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Socially, I'm a wreck, but health-wise I'm doing okay. And that's good, for what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScooterGuy Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 My dad is off to the UK for 6 weeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Re-discovered my favorite podcast! (Coasterbuzz...yeah, yeah, I know not a lot of people like them, but I do, so deal with it) Gotta admit it's good to get back into the swing of listening to these every week. Also, because I need to be random...BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 WOW I remember Coasterbuzz as being one of the first enthusiast-based websites I frequented in 2003... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelegendarymatthew Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 ^Coasterbuzz and Coasterforce were my first sites I was introduced too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScooterGuy Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 All your base are belong to TPR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I know the people I work with mean well, but I keep getting this "Happy Thanksgiving" emails that sometimes contain HUGE attachments (one was 9MB). On our Outlook we only have a certain amount of disc space and I already have to clear mine out daily. Who are these people that have time to do these thing? (Then again, I do have time to post on TPR). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScooterGuy Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Has this busload had their 2 fruits & 5 Veggies today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 With all the hype over backwards coasters, I wonder when we'll start seeing backwards flume rides? Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastersax68 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Happy Thanksgiving TPRers in the US! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyzoo Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I ate so much today, I probably won't be hungry for a few days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 The Signal just started, on the radio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/27/27516.jpg Pretty much the funniest thing I've ever seen. ...though it'll only be funny to you if you're both a video game dork, and an internet troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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