The "Say Something Random" Thread

[mightbeawannabe]

Where can I buy a retarded monkey?

I want a pet monkey, but I don't want it to be smart enough to escape from my car while it's parked outside my office. Are there special shelters that house retarded monkeys?

[Ace Of Spades]

Aliens stole my cat. Further details as events warrant.

[ebl]

We've all heard of oversleeping. Well, today I underslept. Woke up 90 minutes early for no reason whatsoever. I ended up staying awake, but not getting out of bed. The sun came up and I was still awake and still lying in bed. Then I got up and got dressed and headed over to McDonald's. They were out of large soda cups so I got a large coffee cup instead to fill with Diet Coke.

 

That, my friends, is how my morning started.

 

Eric

[spacemtfan]

PINGAS!

 

There. I posted something random...now can I get a cookie?

[amyzoo]

^ I just ate a cookie...

[TheScooterGuy]

Dexter killed the Happy Tree Friends!

[onewheeled999]

Holy crap, the song the guitar teacher played in that one episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, "Rock Star", is a real song!

 

I know he's the singer of Everclear and all, but I thought that was just a song they wrote for the show. But it's from an album from like ten years ago, haha.

[AllenA07]

^I got curious and looked that up since once upon a time Everclear was one of my favorite bands. Rockstar is a perfect example of what went wrong with that band, by the time that song came out they were on a (steep) down hill slide. If you ever want to hear the stuff that made them famous look up the song Santa Monica.

[onewheeled999]

^ I guess that explains why the only album I have by them is just "...eh..." in my opinion, I have Songs From and American Movie Pt. 2. Which was after Rock Star came out.

[Band-Aid]

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

[ebl]

I have a wedding to go to in March. And it's in a different county.

 

Eric

[amyzoo]

I saw a commercial for the Yogi Bear movie and he said Razzle Dazzle in a sentence, then I started laughing cause I thought of Leslie Hall... Yay for Mid-America trip, fun times!

[Nrthwnd]

Socially, I'm a wreck, but health-wise I'm doing okay.

 

And that's good, for what it is.

[TheScooterGuy]

My dad is off to the UK for 6 weeks!

[Ace Of Spades]

Re-discovered my favorite podcast! (Coasterbuzz...yeah, yeah, I know not a lot of people like them, but I do, so deal with it) Gotta admit it's good to get back into the swing of listening to these every week.

 

Also, because I need to be random...BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

[netdvn]

WOW I remember Coasterbuzz as being one of the first enthusiast-based websites I frequented in 2003...

[Thelegendarymatthew]

^Coasterbuzz and Coasterforce were my first sites I was introduced too

[TheScooterGuy]

All your base are belong to TPR!!

[Sir Clinksalot]

I know the people I work with mean well, but I keep getting this "Happy Thanksgiving" emails that sometimes contain HUGE attachments (one was 9MB). On our Outlook we only have a certain amount of disc space and I already have to clear mine out daily. Who are these people that have time to do these thing? (Then again, I do have time to post on TPR).

[TheScooterGuy]

Has this busload had their 2 fruits & 5 Veggies today?

[ebl]

With all the hype over backwards coasters, I wonder when we'll start seeing backwards flume rides?

 

Eric

[Mastersax68]

Happy Thanksgiving TPRers in the US!

[amyzoo]

I ate so much today, I probably won't be hungry for a few days!

[Nrthwnd]

The Signal just started, on the radio.

[onewheeled999]

http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/27/27516.jpg

 

Pretty much the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

...though it'll only be funny to you if you're both a video game dork, and an internet troll.