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The "Say Something Random" Thread


robbalvey

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A day in the life, part 85:

 

Me: I'm glad I'm not actively looking for anyone. I keep getting people with problems, and they find me in the back of the room trying to hide away from everyone. I'm just trying to get my dance on, and they bother me. Then they waste my time when they don't really want anything when I call them the next day.

 

Friend: They're a mess alright. That's why I'm staying home.

 

Me: My last date was just crazy.

 

Friend: I hear you. They tell you anything but you can't depend on them.

 

Me: Uh uh Sister. He was telling me about his shrink and everything! Medication, name of condition, too much info!

 

Friend: (almost crashing the car from laughing) Hahahahaha!

 

Me: What? You thought I was playing? It wasn't just an expression!

 

Friend: I thought you were joking! You sure get the best of them! How do they find you?

 

Me: I had to drop him back at the house because he wasn't feeling comfortable being out to the house! I was looking for a camera because I thought I got Punk'd.

 

Friend: Classic! I love your dating stories!

 

Terry

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I just got a story:

 

5 bees (2 female/3 male) is trying to find the right partner on an able!?

They change partner like each second..

A dog running towards the able, once he reach it, he eats 3 and leave the 2 luckies (1 was hardly injured).

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When I was about to photograph the perverted, bees a dog suddenly came.

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Now there's only 1 hardly injured and 1 unhurt.

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I'm sitting here at 1:15am in the morning posting on a theme park message board because the girls are watching some stupid TV show in our bedroom and I can't get to sleep.

 

So now you know my deep dark secret of the day.

 

Eric

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