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"The soul unfolds itself like a lotus of countless petals."

 

- Kahlil Gibran

 

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one fine day in the middle of the night

two dead boys came out to fight

back to back they faced each other

drew out their swords and shot each other

 

One was blind and the other couldn't see

so they chose a dummy for a referee

a blind man went to see fair play

a dumb man came to say "horray!"

 

a paralyzed donkey passing by,

kicked the blind man in the eye.

knocked him into a nine-inch wall

into a dry ditch, downed them all

 

a deaf policeman heard the noise

and came and shot the two dead boys

if you don't beleive this story is true

ask the blind man, he saw it too!!

 

 

~Trev"nonsense-verse rocks!"32

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I came across this TPR-friendly song in one of my general music books:

 

 

I Went For a Ride

 

I went for a ride in the country

And what do you think I saw?

I saw a donkey eating grass

Hee haw. Hee haw. Hee haw.

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if it wasn't for the biggest loser in the school killing the chuck norris jokes, by saying them, i would be laughing.

 

"i'm not your f*cking mommy"...best horror movie quote...ever!

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Quote from Swiss Chalet radio commercial...

 

"You wanna GINORMOUS-size that?"

 

Burp.

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if it wasn't for the biggest loser in the school killing the chuck norris jokes, by saying them, i would be laughing.

 

"i'm not your f*cking mommy"...best horror movie quote...ever!

 

Hey man! Long time no see! I know you from rcttown.com!

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if it wasn't for the biggest loser in the school killing the chuck norris jokes, by saying them, i would be laughing.

 

"i'm not your f*cking mommy"...best horror movie quote...ever!

 

Hey man! Long time no see! I know you from rcttown.com!

 

haha, i remember all the fights we got in about MM vs. CP

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if it wasn't for the biggest loser in the school killing the chuck norris jokes, by saying them, i would be laughing.

 

"i'm not your f*cking mommy"...best horror movie quote...ever!

 

Hey man! Long time no see! I know you from rcttown.com!

 

haha, i remember all the fights we got in about MM vs. CP

 

Yeah, me too! And CP is still better!

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