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Seventeen years old.

 

The only real difference I can think of is that now I can buy M-rated games on my own, and get into R-rated movies. Not that I'd do the latter often at all, since I never go to the movies, but the game thing is huge for me.

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My AT&T iPhone contract ends in June. Should I wait till the end of the year for the new iPhone or just settle for the iPhone 4s? I'm also planning on switching to verizon as well.

 

I have an iPhone too. I am probably switching to Sprint. They have no data limits like AT&T and Verizon. Plus you can call ANY mobile number and never use your minutes no matter what service they are on and their unlimited data package is only $10.00 a month!

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I'm running with my girl

She's hot

She wraps her hands around my body

She pulls it out

She sticks her mouth around the tip

And squeezes

I squirt in her mouth

She swallows it all

I squirt on her face until there's nothing left

We're in public and nobody cares

It's not what you think...

 

I'm a water bottle.

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Just had a rather confusing and somewhat frightening moment with a crazy conspiracy theorist. I was waiting at the train station for the cab I called to pick me up, and to pass the time I texted my girlfriend, as I am wont to do. This guy came up to me, wearing a stained sweatshirt, dried spittle around his mouth, a lazy eye (which I was mistakenly focusing on for half of the conversation; I thought he was just pensively staring off into the middle distance until I realized he was looking at me), and he was chain-smoking at an alarming rate.

Anyway, he was completely incensed at the fact that I was texting and being 'sucked in' by the phone, and kept saying how smartphones are an Illuminati conspiracy to make people dumber; he was stressing the Illuminati part big time. I just wanted him to go away, so I was just saying "Oh, I don't know, okay, sorry for being such a sheep, etc.". Luckily my cab called as he was ranting, and I said, "This is a bad time, but my cab is calling me." and he said "No, go ahead, that's what phones are for!", and he just sort of wandered off...

What.

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I found out that my favorite song as a small child is about meth. I would sing this song all the time too when I was like 3.

 

Semi-Charmed Life? I bet it's Semi-Charmed Life. That's like the #1 "I Didn't Realize It Was About Meth" song.

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