Ghost Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 When will Theme Park Review open... their Theme Park We got the site, the trips and the club... but when is Theme Park Review going to open their own theme park! Now that would be an instant success! Ok! I'm only goofing around, but still, imagine! Wouldn't it be a park full of the best rides? And donkeys of course! I wonder what would be in a Theme Park Review park and what would be the name of the park!
coaster-crazy Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Six Flags Robb Alvey? Six Flags over Donkey? The possibilites are endless! I like the idea, and I'd assume it would have an array of crazy coasters and nautic jets. ... I'm sure it would be a really insane and dangerous place, yet great for all ages.
PeoplemoverMatt Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 I look forward to actually riding Laser Snake Horse on Fire.
derek_lentz Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 I like the idea, and I'd assume it would have an array of crazy coasters and nautic jets. and Frog Hoppers!
Purplepills Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Would there also a be a 'What would rides be like on the moon:The ride'? I'd totally visit if there was.
SharkTums Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Actually if there are any venture capitalists out there Robb, Joey, and myself have often times come up with amazing plans for parks that would actually be fun and make money...something that seems not to happen very often here in the US!
willh51 Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 1. Mega-lite 2. GCI 3. B&M invert 4. Fire and lazers Please.
Hilltopper39 Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 TPRLand should defiantly a water park with a rapids ride, Aqua Trax, Log Flume, and a float through dark ride. And of course it's included with park admission
X2coasterfreak Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 A Theme Park Review park wouldn't be complete without lockers and rings .
jedimaster1227 Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 The Bryan and Adam's Excellent Adventure Show is already booked for the 2013 season of TPRLand... We would have debuted a year earlier, but Music Park Myrtle Beach (formerly Hard Rock Park, then Freestyle Music Park) had us booked for the season.
Skycoastin Steve Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 As long as the shoot the chutes ride was named "Unacceptable Wetness."
King of Ka Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Elissa, I only have about $100 to invest, but I think it'd be awesome to hear some of your guys' plans!
Reon Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Eh, I'm pretty much investing all my life and funding into amusement parks anyways...count me in
Emiroo Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 I'm waiting to go on coupon day. I hear they spared no expense...
Meteornotes Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Ice Bat's Land Of Difficult Situations & Dire Consequences is just waiting to be built. dt
derwood Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Ice Bat's Land Of Difficult Situations & Dire Consequences is just waiting to be built. dt Dave, you would be in charge of the music that gets played throughout the park.
Band-Aid Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 I would definitely invest if there is a guarantee that this coaster will be one of the main attractions
Pingu1651 Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 It'll be fine as long as there aren't any Intamin rocket coasters with trims and OTSRs. This would cause extreme rioting and along with injuries to the face every time the cable snaps.
larrygator Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Ice Bat's Land Of Difficult Situations & Dire Consequences is just waiting to be built. dt Dave, you would be in charge of the music that gets played throughout the park. No. Elissa mentioned something about making money.
Ghost Posted July 22, 2010 Author Posted July 22, 2010 Elissa, I only have about $100 to invest, but I think it'd be awesome to hear some of your guys' plans! Count me in on that. That's $200 already! Are we near what we need? I'm sure there are more people on the board with a $100 investment.
dandaman Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Megashark vs. Giant Octopus: Splash Battle. Also, my investment would go towards a theme restaurant with portraits of Robb terrifying his food into submission.
SharkTums Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Ok, so we're up to a few investors and about $200...that's better progress than Freestyle Music Park!!!
dragonskeep Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 A TPR theme park could start with that round bouncy thing and a Kick Booty. There, done.
dandaman Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 More ideas: * NYC Tornado Terror: The Experience (much in the same style as Twister at UO) * Elissa-themed café, featuring skinless hot dogs, plain pasta and Yo Crabba Crabba * Piers' Fancy Bistro * Bench: The Ride * Employ John to take photos of broken-down rides; this will reverse-psych the attractions into working again * Rent-A-Kid service for the donkey-themed Roller Skater (NOTE: contact local authorities before doing this) * Promotion: free drinks for every hour the outside temperature is NINETY DEGREES or above * Line-jumpers / French-crunchers fed to Bantron™, The Lovable Sarlacc
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