natatomic Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 And I don't care what anyone says. That right there. That...is a penis. I believe I explained this over a year ago, but obviously you're not looking at the bigger picture here, Robb. It's "Uterus: The Ride" Or it could be "Menstration: The Ride," and each cycle (har har) around the track symbolizes the lining pulling away from the walls of the uterus. How ya feelin' now, boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 ^^Yes, they do Jeff. I thought it had been closed, but it was still operating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I have to humbly disagree that nothing stood out at this park.... I personally thought this girl stood out Peace, Big Mike Big Mike is da man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStreak Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Oh, I completely forgot about the incredible 3D movie where a disgruntled worker takes over a funhouse. I watched it twice. Funhouse Express?! I love that simulator/movie if that was it...was it translated in Finnish? I have to say one of the highlights of visiting La Ronde years back was doing the Spongebob simulator and hearing him (and Patrick) talk in French! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usctrojansrock11 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 you are so fricken funny robb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 25, 2009 Author Share Posted July 25, 2009 Did they still have that messed up circus themed dark ride?? The one with the elephant poop??? Yup! Here it is.... Still even creepy... Still creepy... Creepy... Creepy clown dark ride. Elephant Poop! Thanks to Hanno for the photos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiSab Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Uterus: The Ride - that could be the most epic WIN in quite some time. Kieppi looks like a Breakdance on steroids. But without the nasty, Barry-Bonds-like side-effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allena.k.a.Alan Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Awesome TR! Enjoyed every bit of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 This picture gives me the willies big-time. V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Gotta go with Nat on this one. IMHO that looks much more like a cervix than a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skramp Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Gotta go with Nat on this one. IMHO that looks much more like a cervix than a penis. Damn!! I think I need more beer after that one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginzo Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 ^^I can't agree with you, Guy. There's no mucus plug in that so-called cervix, which is necessary to protect the fetus from nasty bacterial pathogens. This is just like the moon landing: Faked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natatomic Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 ^^I can't agree with you, Guy. There's no mucus plug in that so-called cervix, which is necessary to protect the fetus from nasty bacterial pathogens. This is just like the moon landing: Faked. That's because the coaster isn't currently pregnant, silly! I was just showing what it WOULD look like knocked-up (yes, yes, minus the mucus plug - I've yet to add that ever-so handy skill to my photoshopping repertoire) to prove that it is indeed a uterus. I mean, if we're gonna get all biologically accurate, then it couldn't possibly be a penis. I mean, what's that extra appendage on top there, then? I don't want to meet the penis that has a second penis growing out the other end. Too kinky for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginzo Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I mean, what's that extra appendage on top there, then? I don't want to meet the penis that has a second penis growing out the other end. Too kinky for me. Just because something scares you does not mean that it's not real. Hairpin turn double penis coaster is actually quite a nice fellow once you get to meet him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiSab Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I mean, what's that extra appendage on top there, then? A wicked, mutant foreskin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I call it INSANE Jr. Proud Papa, in Grona Lund. (Photo taken on morning of Wed.June 17. 2009) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBen Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 If that is a cervix and the baby comes out at relative speed to the rides rotations then the umbilical cord would snap and they would need to start making extra large baseball gloves with more padding. ^ Bill I would say its more a senior if you compare the two. Which makes me hope it does not have a presence of any kind in the womb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 ^ LOL. That explaination works for me, Ben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 If that is a cervix and the baby comes out at relative speed to the rides rotations then the umbilical cord would snap and they would need to start making extra large baseball gloves with more padding. ^ Bill I would say its more a senior if you compare the two. Which makes me hope it does not have a presence of any kind in the womb. Don't pull any of your fancy schmancy, Dr. Devil speak, medical lingo with us sporto! When I look at that, I see something vaginal! Not phallic! I vote cervix! Replace whatever you will with all the penis you desire. I choose vagina! Guy "Who's with me?!" Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 So in that picture,,,, the car/train with the unsuspecting TPR passengers is being sent forth from the cervix, out from the vagina and into the bright shining world beyond? So in a sense, these are 'born-again" TPR members? Maybe a TTD or KK needs to be built next to this one???? Oh wait, next you will say there is nothing phallic about those two? Great TR Robb, looks like a great trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 So in that picture,,,, the car/train with the unsuspecting TPR passengers is being sent forth from the cervix, out from the vagina and into the bright shining world beyond? So in a sense, these are 'born-again" TPR members? Exactly! Maybe a TTD or KK needs to be built next to this one???? Oh wait, next you will say there is nothing phallic about those two? On the contrary. Those two rides are all about phallus. Right down to the competition between CF & 6F. It's as if CF pulled out a ruler, slapped their man meat down on a table next to it, and dared 6F to whip it out! When Mr. 6 unzipped and produced his massive Kingda Ka, Snoopy got a case of sea dick, curled up and went away. With that said, I will now relinquish my opinion to myself, quietly sit back, comfort my self in the thought that I refuse to derail this thread any further. Guy "Scandia, Scandia, Scandia, and... ...oh yeah, Scandia!" Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Only it seems that Mr. 6F frequently can not get it up......What good is the size if it is never "up"? I am not female so i am not qualified to answer that one... Guy, I most certainly agree with I choose vagina! So that is 2 for vagina! Ken "can turn the most mundane comment dirty" O Oh one more thing, Nat, if you ever do develop that handy skill, regarding the mucus plug, will you promise to NOT show everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiSab Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 It's as if CF pulled out a ruler, slapped their man meat down on a table next to it, and dared 6F to whip it out! When Mr. 6 unzipped and produced his massive Kingda Ka, Snoopy got a case of sea dick, curled up and went away. This might be the most epic quote in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Oh one more thing, Nat, if you ever do develop that handy skill, regarding the mucus plug, will you promise to NOT show everyone? Yes! I don't want to vomit ferociously and horrendously and then curl up and die in a puddle of my own bile. I speak for myself though. If any other men wish to die similar and grotesque deaths, step right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryancrash Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Another awesome update Robb - the Rosie O'Donnell comment killed me. Linnanmäki was a blast - a wonderful end to such an epic trip. Yes, they could use one really kick ass roller coaster, but the park still had an awful lot to offer. We had fun all day and never ran out of things to do. And yes, Kieppi was mind-blowing! Ah, I miss Finland and I miss Scandinavia - I really wanna go back and do the whole trip all over again, it really was phenomenal. As for Kirnu, I'll vote penis (just to be a dick), but in reality I saw something far more mundane - I thought the coaster looked like a big laughing clown face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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