Anything

Annabelle at Pleasure Island in Cleethorpes.

Out of operation indefinitely. Possibly re-tracking surely. They've bodged this constantly from the start and its about time they bit the dust and reprofiled.

Looks like there's some great moments on that ride.

The freefall drop on Thirteen.

The rotating track piece was pure fabrication that a website reported and ended up with egg on its face.

Does anyone know where the 1001 Nights went after leaving Alton Towers?

Jubilee Odyssey at Fantasy Island.

The Rolling Stones - Midnight Rambler

Autocorrect! Would you rather holiday in Iraq or Afghanistan?

I don't have a picture of it to hand, but the top of Jubilee Odyssey.

Oh dear oh dear. PR disaster!

The Smiler Rita

The Ultimate Nemesis Boulder Dash Grand National The Smiler

I love karting and I have a racing licence for them. Indoor circuits in the UK aren't usually that good, but there are some good outdoor tracks.

This has been a bad call in my opinion, but we'll have to see how popular they are.

Parks usually have your money so are basically saying screw you. Fairs are usually pay-per-ride so they want you to ride, and hopefully re-ride!

Muse - Follow Me

Yeah, I think Thirteen also. Great atmosphere.

Well it was interesting to say the least...

It's sad when this happens to any park.

The Balck Hole The Sewer Rat

I think the tyres are going to be as important this year as they were last year. However, as it was only Michael Schumacher who complained publically last year, no one listened. Now that the British drivers are beginning to complain, people will take notice and jump on the bandwagon. The sport is no longe rabout speed and driver skill. I still watch and enjoy it, but the differences are striking if you watch a clip from a race 10 or more years ago. It may be more interesting to the casual fan, but the truly greatest drivers are no longer in the sport exclusively. Many people buy their way in as well. I hope this new electric Formula E takes off.

It's a very inventive selection of inversions I think. I don't think they will be nauseous for casuals.

I predict that this will be ready at some point in April - perhaps with soft openings or other 'preview' days.

Those faux hydraulic arms look great. The full thing should be a great theming object.