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Because Bananas are too thick inside.

 

Why do SLCs cause headbanging?

 

Because they weren't built with the quality that B&M Inverts were built with.

 

Why can't Kingda Ka run 4 trains at once like TTD?

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Darien Lake sent them to the scrap yard hoping to get enough money out of them to keep the park running for one more season.

 

Why can't there be more really GOOD heavily themed parks like Silver Dollar City??

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Because have you checked real estate prices there, lately?

 

Why does moss grow on the north side of a tree?

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Because living trees aren't known for their rolling abilities.

 

Why was Bob Dylan so obsessed with the moss growing habits of stones, anyway?

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Because it's always ladies first.

 

Why is there a crescent moon carved into the outhouse door?

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Because Chewbacca doesn't actually live on Endor with a bunch of 2 foot tall Ewoks, so the defense that it doesn't make sense doesn't make sense, therefore it makes sense.

 

What are the requirements to become the very model of a modern major general?

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You must be a venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all lining up to put him upon a pedestal, writing letters to relatives relishing his elegance and eloquence.

 

What happens to a dream deferred?

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