Jason Maier Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Because Bananas are too thick inside. Why do SLCs cause headbanging? Because they weren't built with the quality that B&M Inverts were built with. Why can't Kingda Ka run 4 trains at once like TTD?
DarienLaker Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Because Kingda Ka is in a Six Flags park. What happened to the second trains for Darien Lake's roller coasters?
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 31, 2017 Posted December 31, 2017 Darien Lake sent them to the scrap yard hoping to get enough money out of them to keep the park running for one more season. Why can't there be more really GOOD heavily themed parks like Silver Dollar City??
Rollercoaster Rider Posted January 16, 2018 Posted January 16, 2018 Cause there's only so many hills in the World Why won't EPCOT fix Journey to it's Former glory?
DarienLaker Posted January 16, 2018 Posted January 16, 2018 Because Disney is too busy with other things! Why won't Cedar Point merge Kiddy Kingdom with Planet Snoopy?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted January 16, 2018 Posted January 16, 2018 Because Snoopy couldn't handle the ego boost that would come from being king. Why isn't Hang Time beyond vertical?
thrillseeker4552 Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 It is beyond vertical... 96 degrees. Unless I’m missing a joke or something. Why won’t BGT give Gwazi the RMC treatment?
cal1br3tto Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 Because it would be unfair and hurtful to the other Gwazi, which is ineligible for the RMC treatment. Why didn't the chicken just fly to the other side of the road?
DarienLaker Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 Because people are known to eat the chickens' wings! Why does New York lack a decent thrill-heavy amusement park?
Nrthwnd Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 Because have you checked real estate prices there, lately? Why does moss grow on the north side of a tree?
cal1br3tto Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 Because living trees aren't known for their rolling abilities. Why was Bob Dylan so obsessed with the moss growing habits of stones, anyway?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 As a cover for his obsession with the weed growing habits of stoners. How many pages can Paige the page write about her pager?
cal1br3tto Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 69. Why does everyone assume woodchucks CAN'T chuck wood? I mean, they're called that for a reason...
DarienLaker Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 Because you can't name a hunk of wood "Chuck" and woodchucks are groundhogs. Why are groundhogs not related to pigs?
Nrthwnd Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 Because they can't fly. What's the Reason, this time of the Season?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 Frederick Douglass Whom have you heard more and more about this year?
cal1br3tto Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 Frederick Douglass Why hasn't anyone just ASKED a bear about bears' bathroom location preferences?
Nrthwnd Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 Because it's always ladies first. Why is there a crescent moon carved into the outhouse door?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 So you know what to do once you get in there. Why aren't horse pills shaped like horses?
DarienLaker Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 Because horse pills are for horses! Why is hay is for horses?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 Because is grass is drying is horses is. Why must you acquit if Chewbacca doesn't make sense?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 7, 2018 Posted February 7, 2018 Because Chewbacca doesn't actually live on Endor with a bunch of 2 foot tall Ewoks, so the defense that it doesn't make sense doesn't make sense, therefore it makes sense. What are the requirements to become the very model of a modern major general?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 7, 2018 Posted February 7, 2018 You must be a venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all lining up to put him upon a pedestal, writing letters to relatives relishing his elegance and eloquence. What happens to a dream deferred?
DarienLaker Posted February 7, 2018 Posted February 7, 2018 Dreams never come true in reality! Why Cedar Fair could care less about theming in their parks?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 7, 2018 Posted February 7, 2018 Because they do care (at least a little). Why are the Winter Olympics always held someplace it's cold?
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