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What's your orientation?  

2,138 members have voted

  1. 1. What's your orientation?

    • I'm a guy who likes girls
      1226
    • I'm a guy who likes guys
      473
    • I'm a girl who likes guys
      114
    • I'm a girl who likes girls
      17
    • I'm a guy who likes guys and girls
      166
    • I'm a girl who likes girls
      35
    • I haven't figured out what I like yet...
      64
    • Hobosexual (I'm a person who likes hobos)
      22
    • Hoosexual (I'm a person who likes owls)
      47


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Posted

A co-worker once told me...

"Jamie, I'm having a 20/80 day today."

I said; "WTF does that mean?"

He said; "That means I sang a Britany Spears song on the way into work in my car and I'm wearing a teal colored shirt therefore I am 20% gay and 80% strait today."

 

I think that logic is brilliant. We all do something every now and then that would be considered "gay" as well as a gay person does something that would be considered "strait".

 

Therefore, I feel no one is ever truely 100% gay or strait. Hell, I got Christina Aguilera in my cars CD player right now. Thats at least 5-10% "gay" right there.

Posted
Lou is exempt from all damnation codes as she transcends all heathenary boundaries.

 

LMFAO!! I am now Rocksexual.

Posted
In our book, we quote a 1996 study in the Journal of Abnormal Psychology by researchers at the University of Georgia. The subjects of the experiment -- all males describing themselves as exclusively straight -- were divided into homophobic and non-homophobic groups. They were then show videos of straight pornography and gay pornography, while their levels of arousal were measured by a penile plethysmograph.

 

The results? During the gay videos, nearly 80% of male homophobes produced what we like to call a "Fristy". What's more intriguing is in their own assessments of their arousal, the homophobes claimed to have none, even though the instruments showed otherwise.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sam-seder/explained-the-gop-obsess_b_21938.html

 

More fuel for the "Me thinks thou dost protest too much" theory.

Posted

Straight, but I got no problem with gays, lesbians, what have you. I've got a couple of lesbian/bi friends, but it don't matter to me. When you hang out with rejects, anything goes. And it doth get fun.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Hello all - Our Pride Parade is tomorrow, Sunday. Vancouver, along with Montreal I believe, use the first weekend in August (with a Monday) to do it - so that beforehand, we can go to other cities (like Seattle for us in YVR) and celebrate their Pride weekends, usually the late June date(s). So ----

 

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYBODY!

 

(...no matter what your sex, sexual orientation... or orientation, heh heh)

Posted

I'm so gay it's not even funny. No, really, I met Robin Williams once and he cried because I'm just that gay.

 

Actually, I'm not really that gay. But I'm pretty gay. I have a pink terrycloth wristband and pink braces.

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