kennywood!007 Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 *Stares Blankly* LMAO!! That was a very enjoyabel PTR, After seeing the first couple pics I didn't think you were serious!!
FLIPDUDE Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Wow, it's so bad... I think it might even be worse than my home park! And tha'ts saying osmething ebcause my home park uses TINY POTTED PLANTS as scenery for the main rollercoaster attraction!
CoasterCrazy Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Thanks for posting the pictures! Dude you are crazy for going to that park!!!!!
Meteornotes Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 I think you're in the lead for Bravest TPR Member Of 2006 with that update. Wow, what a dump. I think I would have driven away in the car. Very quickly. dt
cfc Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Hmm--looks like a set for Rob Zombie's next horror flick. How about, "Theme Park of 1,000 Corpses," or "The Devil's E-Ticket"?
dubaidave Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 Just because everyone seems to have liked it so much, here are some photos I did not use in the main report. enjoy. Thats All Folks! I was told I would have to pay extra for the Go Karts. these are the only ones I could find. I therefore assume you could just drive them round the park! These were a group of school kids having a running race on the go kart track
MARK Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 LOL I can't believe that those kids were having a running race on the Go Kart track! That's awesome. Seriously, that looks sooo cool. Really post apocalyptic....Geez...just looking at it you wonder how on earth it could still be open!
BelizeIt Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Wow just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, here comes the second set of photos! So dubaidave, did you say you took a tour of a Theme Park in Egypt or the local dump??? I mean with all of the trash and used tires laying around, I can't tell.
rollermonkey Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 OK, that's definitely worse than my trip to Escape Theme Park in Singapore. At least ETP had a 60% operating rides percentage. Is the coaster train missing an entire wheel assembly!?! All those giant pieces of concrete look like broken riprap. (It's used to make breakwaters in ports.) For those who like to complain about ANY park in the US, you can stop now. Actually, there's lots of little parks outside the US, while not quite THIS bad, that are scary and sad.
FLIPDUDE Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Thanks, man. I'm going to my suck home park this weeka nd you have made me regain my lsot respect for it
kumba70 Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Thanks for the PTR. After looking at those photos I will never ever complain about themeing in a park again!!!
Erik Johnson Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Yeah, I really think that you have found the worst park in the world. It is going to be very difficult to top that one.
dubaidave Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 These were all taken from video so I will try and get a video together in the next few days. Stay Tuned.
rollermonkey Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Now I understand why there's that circular frame in the corners of a lot of your pictures. I'm looking forward to your video.
cfc Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 "Call Mr. Gun, that's the name./That name again is Mr. Gun."
pianojohn Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 The amazing thing is that they were actually charging people to go in and look around. The nerve!! I guess I can't complain about Six Flags not having all of their rides going. This park had NOTHING running!
robbalvey Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Ok, this update is so awesome it's earned a spot on the front page! Congrats Dave! --Robb
coasterboi Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Looks Like you had a great visit I meen OMFG this park looks so crappy and i agree with wo said that the park opperators could have saved your life buy having everything closed.
ebl Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Puh-thetic, that place. And that is the most ghetto-looking monorail I've ever seen. That one shot with the caption "Construction" might well have read "Destruction." At least it looked more like that. But thanks for a great laugh, Dave. Eric
dubaidave Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 Woo Hoo Fame at last, Thanks Robb. Am working on the video and will get it up asap. Thanks
coasters 4 me Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Wow!!! That park looks awesome. I will have to try and make a trip to there sometime. Anwyay, great PTR. And I am looking forward to a video.
J man Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Holy crap!!! I wouldn't risk my life on any of those metal death machines. You are smart for not riding anything that was open.
CoasterFanatic Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 The graffiti and artwork reminds me of some of the stuff on the walls at the Moundsville State Penitentiary. Of course, the art at the Pen was created by a color-blind lifer (rapist I believe).
scttmn31 Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 At first you stated that there were riots. Is it possible that the riots happened in the park?
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