eli Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Bob: (pointing) Your mother is so beautiful and loveable, that everyone respects her and appreciates her company! Jerry: (charging towards Bob) TAKE THAT BACK!!!!! OR, Tony: Your mama's so butch, she has a bulge! PFF! Hank: Tony, that's my dad.
BeemerBoy Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Yo momma is so fat that she took up all the Big Boy seats at Drayton Manor!
bigjohnson51 Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 what does yo momma and railroad tracks have in common? they both get laid all over the country
Jimemo Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 I've always been a fan of... "Your mom's like school in the summer. No class."
kennywood!007 Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 Your momma is so fat and black, on Halloween I asked her what she was dressed as and she said "Nightime"
bigjohnson51 Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 your mom is so fat she's got more rolls than a pastry truck
BeemerBoy Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 Yo momma's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept.
BiCoastal Kid Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 ^Booooooooooo Okay, that show Yo momma on MTV, this is easily the best one set yet. "Your mom's a ho!"
sixflagsmagicmountain Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks a Big Mac is a fat pimp.
sfmmFREAK Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 yo mamma's so fat, they baptized her at sea world
bigjohnson51 Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 yo momma is so ugly when she went scuba diving instead of giving her an oxygen tank they gave her a gas tank
mike541x Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Yo mama so fat it took me 7 hours to get half way around her.
trustkill22 Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Yo Mommas so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil. one more: Yo Momma so dirty, When she went to Red Lobster they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
map2 Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Yo mama's like a bag of potao chips: "Free-to-lay".Yo mama's like a mail box: open day and night. Yo mama's like a Bounty Paper Towel: she picks up all kinds of slimey wet stuff. Yo mama's like AOL 9.0: Fun fast, easy and free for too months. Yo mama's like 7-ll: Open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cent you can get a slurpy. Yo mama's like cake mix: 15 servings per package. Yo mama's like Mc Donalds: 20 Billion served worldwide. Yo mama's a dollar bill: She gets handled all across the country. Yo mama's like Pizz Hut: If she isn't there in 30mins. then it's free! Yo mama's like a school at 3 O'clock: Childern keep coming out, and nobody can remeber all the fathers. Yo mama's like a screen door: After a couple of bangs, she loosens up. Hope thats not too overboard that was hilarious i like the second to last one yo mama is poor, her wedding cake was a slice of bread with whip cream on top yo mam is ugly, the only time she gets a whistle is when a train comes by
phazan Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Hey you guys, get off my mom....I just got off yours.
Top Thrill Dragster Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Yo mama's so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked Jesus in the jaw. Yo mama's so fat she went to an all you can eat buffet and sued for false advertisement. Yo mama's like a door knob everyone gets a turn.
kennywood!007 Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Glide like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I slept with yo momma now it hurts when I pee!
IwantRevenge Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Your mom is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book and for us coaster enthusiasts Your mom is like a ride, you have to wait in line first.
benzo41190 Posted June 26, 2006 Author Posted June 26, 2006 Your mom is so nasty, that when she takes off her panties it sounds like velcro. Your mom is so black, when she went to night school, she got marked absent.
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