robbalvey Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 I warn you the following photo might SHOCK you!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . WARNING!!!!! The following photo may leave you disturbed FOREVER!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . WARNING!!!! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . WARNING!!!! Ok, I lied.... . . . . . . . . . :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
lapseofreason Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 ROFL. Now what's the story behind this?
waterviper Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 OMG!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! The things you two do at night!!!!!!! SHIVERS AT THE THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: So I see you play role reversal! So how often does Elissa get to be the man??!! Elissa you better russle up some good farts if ya gona play that role!
Hattuchili Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 LMAO, that is really funny! What are you both doing at night? :shock: --Sören
AznShortBoi8021 Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 LOL! The funniest thing I've seen all morning. I can see you and Elissa have changed roles.
USRoadTripper Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 So I guess "Tidy up the apartment" isn't high on the list of things to do before going to Japan, huh? hahaha Kidding, of course!!! -Julie (who always figured that those "Elissa has a large penis" jokes were true)
Erik Johnson Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Hey isn't that an old Commodore 64 monitor I see in the background.
Homer Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Wow, whoever knew Elissa had a nice package .
calcajun Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 I am not very attracted to Elissa right now! Like my woman to be woman and men to be men.
Token Yankee Guy Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Well, that picture pretty much confirms the fact that Elissa does have a wang and it's bigger than Robb's.
ChrisZer0 Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Whats next, we find out shes been hiding an adams apple all these years as well??
waterviper Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Ok now where is the pic of Robb being the woman??
cfc Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 What was it that Groucho Marx said about Samson and Deliah starring muscleman Victor Mature? Oh, yeah: "I never go to a movie where the man's tits are bigger than the woman's." Hmm--this sort of puts a new spin on things.
twistedmickey Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Now we know why Elissa was sooooooo into the guys from Thunder from Down Under in Vegas. It all makes sense!
SharkTums Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Ok, I guess I better post the story before my reputation gets even worse (although I'm not sure if that's possible!!) So we've been shopping for 'warm' clothes for our upcoming trip. For whatever reason I think that the smaller sized women of Valencia are not allowed to be warm since after going to 3 different stores Robb had all of his 'thermals' and I had one slightly too big pair of thermal pants!!! Finally at the last resort (walmart) I gave up...no women's sizes under elephant, and the girls sizes were all for like 4 year olds. I went to the boys section and there they were! All kinds that would fit me! Now granted the pants fit a little weird, so I had to stuff a few socks to fill them out!!! But it will work, and I'll be happy when I'm warm and not freezing next week! As for the apartment...grrr, that's a sore subject. We seriously clean it every week and this is how it gets by the end of it...stupid Robb and his computer mess!
robbalvey Posted December 18, 2005 Author Posted December 18, 2005 As far as the apartment....what you see is the pile of DVD orders going out tomorrow! And yes, Erik that IS an old Commodore 1702 Monitor! --Robb
PhishyBrewer Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Someone REALLY needs to trim their shit.
ChrisZer0 Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 I suggest possibly hiring a maid robb, seeing you make all this big gaming dough,plus the local area seems to be teeming with hispanic folks looking for work
BiCoastal Kid Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 So the Hello Kitty vibrator really isn't Elissa's...?
cfc Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Ok, I guess I better post the story before my reputation gets even worse (although I'm not sure if that's possible!!) So we've been shopping for 'warm' clothes for our upcoming trip. For whatever reason I think that the smaller sized women of Valencia are not allowed to be warm since after going to 3 different stores Robb had all of his 'thermals' and I had one slightly too big pair of thermal pants!!! Aw, what a disappointment! And all this time I was hoping this was a side effect from a particularly wild weekend in Tijuana.
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