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Hey everyone!

 

Since Elissa and I (and the Quaker too) are going to be in Asia starting next week, it's time to re-instate the "Ass-sistants"

 

For those of you who might remember when we were on the Europe trip, these are the dudes that help keep the place tidy while we're off having fun!

 

Grunt work for them, roller coasters with names we can't pronounce for us!

 

Obey them and your lives will be spared! Your Ass-sistants for the next few weeks will be "CoasterFanatic" Ted and "Wes41190" um....Wes.

 

--Robb

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Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not Ted and Wessssssssssssssssssss.

 

 

(EDIT: "...poking each other with cattle prods... :shock: )

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I rule with an iron fist. Mussolini ain't got shit on me.

 

Just kidding, I just hope everyone behaves while mom and dad are away.

 

wes (feel the wrath, biotch)

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I'll be good

*picks up the phone and calls everyone to come for a wild party at the TRP forum*

 

I'm just kidding. I'll only break 75% of the rules and duct tape some random guy to an office chair. Have fun in Asia.

Posted

^ TRP?!

 

^^ Anybody else think Wes sounds like he's on a power trip? :shock: We'll be good Uncle Wes (and Uncle Ted). Wait, that sounds kinda perverted.... :?

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^As a lawyer representing Fox News, I demand that you cease and desist in your usage of "fair and balanced." My clients own tne copyright to these particular terms.

 

Regards,

 

S. L. Imyratt, Esq.

Douche Bagg & Crepehole, Attorneys at Law

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I'm banning everyone who posts in this thread. 8)

 

Seriously though, Ted and I are just here to make sure things don't get out of hand. Hopefully we won't have to do any ASS-isting and everything will run just like normal. I'd hate for Robb to come back from Asia with TPR overrun by trolls and posts about penis enlargement pills.

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Don't make Wes go all 41190 on you...

 

You might end up at the Wisconsin State Fair, in a sideshow.

 

You - will - be - ASS - similated.

 

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Again, I must ask each of you to cease and desist "posting" of any kind on these "boards," as my client, Fox News, has pruchased the exclusive rights to the use of the English language. Ergo, ipso facto, res ipsa loquitor, wicki wacki woo. That should clairfy the matter.

 

The question of "posting" in other languages is a matter for the Supreme Court to decide. I must now file a suit against myself for daring to post in English.

 

I remain, yours very respectfully,

 

S. L. Imyratt, Esq.

Douche Bagg & Crepehole, Attorneys at Law

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Ich hasse Fox News deshalb viel.

 

Other than that, Elissa and Robb, take care and have a great time aye!

 

(Btw, i'm not German, it's called Google.)

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