What should we do to Saddam?

[ParkTrips]

I actually thought of this thread BEFORE he threw his hissy fit today*...

 

Anyways let's try to think of some nice punishments for this evil man. Of course, like pretty much everything I do, this is in a joking manner and big points go for the funniest answers, so... begin

 

* Which, BTW you should check out

[BiCoastal Kid]

I say we lock him in "the hole."

[arrowfanman]

We shouldn't do anything but give him to the Iraqis. ...its there deal, not ours.

[Hattuchili]

I agree with arrowfanman. Give him to the Iraqis, I am sure they´ll finde the right penalty for him!

 

--Sören

[CoasterFanatic]

^ & ^^

 

Better yet .... give him to the Kurds!

[SharkTums]

I think we should make him spend the billions he stole from the Iraqi bank on Vekoma rides and then have to keep riding them over and over. (but first I have to be allowed to get the credit!)

[MattJackson]

^ Wow. Talk about credit whore.

 

We should chain him in the middle of times square and bypassers should "accidentally" kick the s*** out of him.

[ebl]

He'll hang in due time. He's already said he's not afraid of being executed, so when the hangman pulls the lever (and note I said "when"), Saddam will be history. His record of terrorizing his own country speaks for itself.

 

Eric

[SLUSHIE]

Eat him.

[Ed]

I have a "feeling" that he's going to be killed in the end. There's no doubt that he's mass murdered thousands of people.. The only problem is keeping his defence lawyers alive....

[DejaVu4Life]

Immobilize him, sell out raffle tickets to take a free shot at him, and make it a good American Pay Per View.

[Wes]

Make him the center for the Charlotte Bobcats.

[J man]

A few minutes later, he complained to presiding Judge Rizgar Mohammed Amin about having to walk up four flights of stairs, with his hands bound, because of a broken elevator. Amin said he would address the matter with court guards.

 

We should make him walk up and down the stairs even if they fix the elevator. Just because he hates it so much.

[BiCoastal Kid]

^Make him walk up the down side of the escelator.

[Scaparri]

I think we need to take some inspiration from Fight Club and put a rubber band around his testicles. Then let the highest bidder chop 'em off with a butter knife. Give the proceeds to charity.

[Teddymonster]

You could always pull a Fargo and just slowly throw him legs first into a woodchipper...or like Ted already said, throw him to the Kurds. I think the latter would be worse.

[BiCoastal Kid]

Let's just Chinese water torcher him for the rest of his life.

[Stitch]

Make him watch Alien Vs Predator till he explodes!

[Guest]

Disembowel him with a wooden cooking spoon while he is alive....

 

 

 

OR

 

Give me the damn gun and I will shoot the bastard!

[SonOfBeastSucks]

Give me the damn gun and I will shoot the bastard!

Nicely said.

[Wes]

We should give him a job in a factory making WMDs because that would be IRONIC.

[BiCoastal Kid]

^We should give him the job of looking for traces that WMD might be being produced, since he obviously has such in depth experience with them.

[tinkerbell]

Make him ride 'it's a small world' for the rest of his life.

[DATman]

I'm surprised no one said this:

 

 

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bombsaddam.html

[cfc]

Make him ride 'it's a small world' for the rest of his life.

 

That would, indeed, make him beg for death. Then we could pretend to execute him, but force him to ride DL's version of Winnie the Pooh, until he, once again, begs for death . . .