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...gave all of this food to the swedish chef, so he could make a giant casserole.

Robb could smell the food, so he came to see what was cooking, and when he found out what was for dinner, he shouted.....

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Farted another giant cloud and it helped the previous ones take over the world. Everyone had to move to Mars but it was too late by the time they got there, because they realized they couldn't breathe. Everyone died except Robb because he doesn't breathe like normal humans. Then he...

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Woke up again and realized that much had been a dream with the exception of the White Castles which had had an ill-effect on his gastrointestinal regions. While still feeling bloaty and tip-toeing around Not Dead Elissa, who was sprawled out on the floor next to a pot of fondue, (mostly eaten), he noticed she was clutching a David Hasselhoff bobble-head figurine. As he took a closer look at Mr. Baywatch he heard . . .

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...the set for the play "RENT", which included a street on the East Village with a hole in the middle. She looked around, confused, when something came out of the hole in the middle of the stage. It was the amazing....

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... They mystically ended up at Space Mountain in Tokyo, With the lights on when the operator pushed them off the brake run, Where Guy and Kim Possible Then Suddenly showed up. Then to make matters worse, kim found out Guy was cheating on her with Barbie, So Kim Possible Started biting barbie's head off... Then the scary dude from the Eekinjaka add showed up...

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Proceeded to perform a traditional Mexican Hat Dance. For a moment Kim watched him with dreamy eyes and undivided attention. While she was preoccupied with Senor Sombrero's Antics, Guy quietly scooped up the remains of Barbie into a side pocket for later disposal. However, when the song ended and the dance was over . . .

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...a Moulin Rouge DVD flew down from a biplane passing overhead, and hit Guy in the nuts. His legs buckled and he collapsed onto the ground, clutching his crotch and yelling, "WHY? WHY!?" Kim watched, helpless as he dragged himself around the concrete and bumping into random objects. Over 10000 miles away, watching this event, was a bottle of Bacardi Sweat, his girlfriend Sprite, and their love child...

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Diet Caffeine Free Vanilla Mango Dr. Pepper With Lime And Strawberry. However, 10000 miles in the other direction, Vekoma the Gerbil was scampering about, having been left to fend for himself after Not Dead Elissa went to "The Lady's Room" to "Powder Her Nose", was digging around near the couch and pulled out the last vinyl L.P. recorded by . . .

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...something crawling up the wall. Vekoma scampered up to the wall, and got sucked into the portal bug that was crawling. He flew through a hellish tunnel, filled with images from such movies as Gigli and The Cronichles of Riddick. He was thrown out of the portal, onto a small planet filled with talking octopi and salmon flavored swiss cheese. Vekoma was picked up by one of the octopi, and was put...

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...Mr. Loopingmadness! Vekoma crawled out of the shoe, and jumped into Mr. Loopingmadness's welcoming hands. Mr. L then threw Vekoma into a portal again. But it wasn't the same portal that he had come to the evil world from. The portal lead to...

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Robbs Moms House! Robbs mom said Robb! I can't belive you married a credit whore while wolfing down 20 Big Macs. She then had a heart attack and was dead an hour later. Robb then...

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...buried her right beside Riddler's Revnege at SFMM. Elissa mean while was in the parking lot planing a full fledge gerbal attack on all Cedar Fair Parks. Robb, hearing this, then decided to...

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...look up what the words "gerbal" and "Revnege" were. As he flipped through the pages of a gigantic dictionary the size of Kingda Ka's older brother, when he found two words, two horrible words, that would change his life forever. They were...

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conjoined to equal two words:wowyouguysare and abunchoffanboys. Robb then bought a billboard near Walt Disney World and put those two words and his phone number on the billboard. Much to his amazement, he recieved a phone call from......

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...his mother! She had not been dead all along, but Elissa faked her death and buried a cheese model of Robb's mom. Meanwhile, Elissa was escaping from the country to Canada where she would...

 

 

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...meet up with Chip 'n Dale, who would drive her to a secret underground bunker where she, Chip n Dale, Dick Cheney, and Condoleeza Rice would plot a way to destroy Alvin and the Chipmunks. But before that could happen...

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