Xxhershey818xX Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 ... but of course El Toro but to the untrained mind it was hard to see that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 El Toro was really a displaced Norwegian rollercoaster who just really was in search of a good Mexican dinner. This was much to the chagrin of it's parental units, who stood by with a disapproving nod of their collective heads, looked El Toro in the eye and said "Son, you may be the product of a heated night of passion and over-consumption of our favorite orange liquer but . . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "...there is no way that you will ever become a jelly bean," they said, and flew away to the magical land of shot glasses and Slurpees. Meanwhile, in the local... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 pool, a guy in a chicken suit was hitting on girls. One girl slapped him and he screamed... ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbuzz36763 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 ..Yo mamma's fat! And... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Toast Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 ...Your Father smells of elderberries! Then they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 ....ran to the farthest reaches of space in time where they encountered a hoard of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V2-dude Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 ....sideboobs, which looked like they were.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 stoned beyond belief. The sideboobs attacked with... ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 ... A Vekoma SLC train. Instead of beating them to death, he took then back to earth and had them ride.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V2-dude Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 ....Dog Fart Coaster! But in the tunnel where they should have been farted on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 ...Elissa was there...eating NEW FOOD! Everybody gasped from this horrid and disgusting sight, exept for Mr. Six and Robb, who were coming back from a twelve-year vacation in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 line for Flashback at SFMM. Although it did operate for one circuit for the obnoxious twerps from Mozambique ahead of them in line, it broke down as Six and Robb boarded. Mr. Six shook his head from side to side in disgust and disembarked the ride with Robb. All was not lost however, because The Six Man took Robb for a doughnut at . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 The Fishing Restraunt. There were doughnuts floaing in the oil grease, they caught something, but it wasn't a dougnut, it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ...YOR MOM! (sorry) Mr. Six took one look at her, and threw her back into the burning hot cooking grease. Meanwhile, back at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Rough ride land, T2 and The Mind Eraser at SFEG were hanging out and banging people heads to death ! One of those was Robb and while Robb was riding T2...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Elissa was purchasing a gerbil from the vendor on the corner with the "Rodents R Us" emblem. After money changed hands the vendor remarked "You'll notice his head has been kinda bashed around a bit." As Elissa turned away she said "That's okay, I'm naming him Vekoma" Mr. Six, eyeing the action from afar looked away and muttered . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ..."Why can't I have Vekoma?" Suddenly, the gerbil jumped out of Elissa's hands, and ripped Mr. Six's head off as Elissa looked for fondue (forgive me, Elissa!). As Robb, now heavily injured, walked off T2, he saw a sight that would be etched in his mind forever. It was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sound Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 some Australian coaster enthusiasts. Scared, Robb aproached with caution to the funny accented people. Then, The young enthusiasts took of their mask, and he foundthey were horrible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Criminals with a scaled down SLC train! He ran and grabed Verkoma from them. The park security took them away and threw them in Prison! Mean while at smooth ride world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HCOSurfer90 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 ...the Enka fair started but was cancelled due to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 ... ZONGA at my house! I brought new trains and made It a good ride. It was better than all the coasters in the area (There are no coasters unless if you count Canobie Lake Park)! Everyone thought that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrakenKing Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 ... the new trains were even worse than those on the old zonga because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Vekoma made them! But after I got roughness complantes from the rides I brought trains from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrakenKing Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 ... Togo, so people rode the ride and actually came off braindead, so the mayor of the city decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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