JamesMC Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Daring game of Scrabble. Robb accidentally misspelled the word "HITS" which led to a loud bout of giggling on both sides of the board with the Evil Baron Von CreditWhore remarking "Oh Robb . . .How simply naughty of you . . ." Lurking nearby was the Sissy's of America club who watched those two tittering like first grade schoolgirls and said , "That is so lame" . . . Nevertheless the deeply tanned Albino Man secretly grabbed his bottle top opener . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapseofreason Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 ... and unlocked the "super mega hidden secret opening switch" on Flashback, which instantly made Robb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 kill all the Mexican staring frogs in the world with golfclubs. But the last frog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterlover420 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Escaped and joined the evil Baron to get the Clonemaster out of the other dimension. Robb tried so hard to stop them, but it wasn't enough and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcw guy Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 he failed misserably ............but then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amir Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 he beted his hiny up and lived....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 ...but never understood what amir just said. The Baron and the Sissy club began saying unusual ritual spells that included words such as "meat", "Churros" and "Invertigo" to summon the great Lord Clonemaster. The portal to the Clone World where Lord Clonemaster had been sentenced to exile for cloneing Top Thrill Dragster, but not an exact clone. (*cough* Kingda Ka*) The Lord Clonemaster climbed out, and said to the Baron, Albino Man, and the leader of the Sissy Club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterlover420 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 "I have cloned Top Thrill Dragster! Now everyone in the world will be divided between two exactly similar rides (*cough* wrong *cough*) through long tedious threads on themeparkreview.com." The Baron von Creditwhore then rode Kingda Krap (Kingda Klone, sorry. No wait...) adn declared it to be Sucky, and he broke it down for the better half of it's opening season. Meanwhile, the sissy albino white guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Kidnapped the former members of ABBA and made them sing Dancing Queen over and over. Finally when the Deeply Tanned Abino Man wasn't looking, Agnetha (the blond female) hurled a Swedish Meatball at Albino Man, rendering him unconcious. Meanwhile, Robb, who was nearby,but not at the show spotted a note from the President to Elissa, which read . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 ...Dear Elissa how I have longed to be a coaster enthusiast like you and Robb, but being leader of the free world and starting wars and all takes up all my free time. If you have a spot on your next TPR tour, I will come incognito and so will my army of secret service agents. I will disguise myself as Bono cause he is really cool, and tells me lots of jokes when he comes to the white house to visit me. Oh, just to be called a credit whore would be the greatest compliment, I want to be a whore, please help me. Lots of love - the Pres. Meanwhile, Robb spots some suspicious characters, is it the henchman of the evil genius's of Vekoma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 or just the absurdly boring "Repetitive And Redundant Man Who Says Everything Over and Over And Is Repetitive And Redundant"? Robb was scratching his chin trying to decide while Elissa hurriedly tossed away the letter from George W, but not before she reread it. Meanwhile, the Deeply Tanned Albino Man recovered and ate the meatball that the former member of ABBA had lobbed at his head. During all this, many miles away in Nebraska . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ...a new Intamin (or supposedly Intamin) woodie was being constructed under the supervision of The Really Tall Short Dude. A large piece of wood was being put into place, when a plane flew overhead, cutting the giant piece of linguini that they were using as a cable for the crane in half, crushing half of the workers. "NOOOO!" The Really Tall Short Dude yelled, his voice being heard for miles and miles. "My evil plan is ruined!" Robb heard these words, and ran out of the ABBA concert, at much disliking of the Deeply Tanned Albino Man. Elissa followed. They jumped into the Mr.sixchickenlittle Monster, which had been converted into a machine, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterlover420 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 It exploded, causing their hair to fling back and their faces to be charred. But the explosion had a less comic result on the others and they all died, especially the people closest to the albino white guy because he reflected all the light there was. Meanwhile, at the Cedar Point construction site... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 ...Paul Reuben declares the site his "Number ONE!!", but was suddenly marshmellowed to death by.... Colin C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 A giant marshmellow! Luckly, Cedar Point hated Rubben so they rethemed the ride and nade it Marshmellow: The.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterlover420 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Paul Ruben Killer. It was an instant hit and it took SFMM off the map because that is his fav. park. Then Robb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Decided he'd had enough for one day and slept for 14 hours straight. Elissa was awakened by his snoring, and found Vekoma The Gerbil wide awake as well so they went to the late night McDonalds drive thru- only to find that they were out of McPellets Rodent Meals for Vekoma, so they drove to the nearest White Castle. Once Harold and Kumar were done ordering ahead of them, Elissa said . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterlover420 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 "I'll have...," but just as that happened, she was smashed by a giant Monty Python foot. King Arther came by clacking cocoanuts together and Robb was still snoring in his sleep, but when he woke up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 He was in hell with Joey. They then ran into Hitler. He asked are you Jewish? Robb blurted out "He is!" joey then screamed You bastard Robb! as Hitler took him to the Twighlight Zone. Robb then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisZer0 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Grabbed his Yid friend from the clutches of the decaying clutches of Der Furher,dragged him by the collar and found the quickest exit from hell, which ended up being just as bad...Frontier City, outside Oklahoma City. Robb, being the meat-headed goy he is, pounded his chest king-kong style and let out a victory grunt. Our young Jewish friend joey however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Was completely enchanted with a box of Morton's Kosher Salt at the corner grocery store. Robb then awoke and realized he had been dreaming about Joey and Hitler and Hell, and wondered why he had been dreaming about Joey and Hitler and Hell. Robb was startled when the phone rang and the caller I.D. displayed the number from the nearest White Castle. Picking up, Robb heard "I'm sorry to inform you Mr. Alvey, but . . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterlover420 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 "...your wife just got smashed by an overlarged, comical body part." Robb then decided to bury Elissa's corpse under Riddler's Revenge, but her spirit haunted the ride and broke everyone's legs that rode it. Robb rode it and then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Robb could'nt get off Riddlers Revenge, He thought it was because Elissa was forcing him to stay on, but he went home and saw elissa. Robb screamed OMFG! I thought you were dead! Elissa said I'm not dead, That was Britney spears who died, The public then began to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 ...scream in terrible rage, "Run-on Sentence! Run-on sentence!" Robb stared out the window to his house, mourning the death of Britney Spears. Well, not really mourning, more like shedding tears of joy. As the public screamed, something was going on at SFKK. Something horrible. The gates to the park were opening... OH NO! The park is open! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Watching this tragedy from a nearby random cliff, the Man With No Eyeballs laughed evilly. He said to his side-kick, Roger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 "Did you ever notice how things that are really far away seem smaller?" Meanwhile the Deeply Tanned Albino Man made peace with the Swedish Pop Group that he had been kidnapping earlier, and everyone got kinda chummy over a couple of plates of pickled herring and some ale. When all was said and done, there were some hazy plans of going out on the road as ABBAlbino- as it turns out the DTAM could really carry a tune. However, Not Dead Elissa realized that although she had escaped a cartoonish death at White Castle, they had shorted her out of the marinara sauce for the cheesticks. She yelled for Robb and . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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