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Decided to put Mr. Fluffy back in storage. However, upon opening the utility closet, his Art Garfunkle plush-toy fell out on the floor at his feet. It had come as a set with a stuffed Paul Simon toy, but Elissa had taken a perverse liking to it and had hidden it . . .

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In the Marina Trench. They swam down there where they found a Dragon Wagon! After 30 min of arguing, they decided to

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Started eating S:TE. Even though after two minutes, she fell off and landed on Goliath. She screamed and punched Goliath in the supports, causing it to buck her over to...

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The table near the food court where Robb was looking in awe at the on- ride photo of himself, Elissa and Vekoma on the "Very Wicked Dandelion Coaster" on the outskirts of Tokyo. Sitting down, Elissa sipped at Robb's soda, grabbed his lunch and said "You know Robb, this stuff is no better than any frozen pizza." Robb hesitated a moment and said, "You know, you're wrong Elissa, at least this stuff has been cooked."

While they gave each other the post-honeymoon-getting-argumentative-stare, the mime in the background with the oversized sombrero and the surprisingly large kazoo . . .

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was getting ready to jump off of Superman. Everyone gathered at the base just as he jumped, but a car shot up and hit him instead. The train came back into the station all bloody and everyone on the train threw up all over the ride op. The ride op quickly...

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Took a bag of marshmallows from Elissa, and some graham crackers and practiced the fine art of Smore-igami. After much folding and twisting, some fussing and a couple of Not-So-Nice Expletives, he amazed all onlookers with a working model of Tatsu that was completely edible. Unbeknownst to Robb, just behind him stood the Man With The Long Shoes, who grabbed Elissa and . . .

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...Robb and stuffed them into the miniature Tatsu train, and suddenly, the world became huge, or they became miniature, about the size of the Tatsu trains. They all looked around them at the huge people and the even huger roller coasters. Elissa said in awe...

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"CRAP!" They had just realized that they slipped into another dimension, where they saw....DUN DUN DUN!! The CLONEMASTER!!11!1!!! He cloned every ride at Six Flags and...

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to Robb and Elissa's horror, they came upon the Clonemaster's plans to clone every Cedar Fair owned Ride. Elissa wept at the thought of a cloned Millennium Force, robb tried to console her but...

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The Clonemaster ate her. Robb, in his anger, then ate the Clonemaster and spit up Elissa. The Clonemaster pulled a MIB and blew Robb to bits. He then ran to Cedar Point to clone...

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The Cedar Creek Mine Train, but after seeing the original in operation, abandoned his plans, and just watched the original for the sheer beauty of early Arrow Coasters. Robb had re-assembled himself by this point and tried to look non-chalant about the whole affair. Elissa, reading this text turned to Robb and said "You had an affair?". In the meantime, the Outrageously Torrid Dancing Gummy Bear Review (new at C.P. for '06) shimmied by and . . .

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and Vekoma The Gerbil tripped over Billy Ray Cyrus, who had had more than his share of Rolling Rock at the park and was lying face-down near the queue area for Disaster Transport. Although she recovered her step, Elissa had dropped her Waffle Cone in the fracas. Singling out a roving security guard, she pointed at Mr. Achy Breaky Heart, still unmoving and said . . .

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