CoastersNSich Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 "I spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a Hollaback Girl is. All I know is: I want her dead." - Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Two words: Oh Crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ofthebluesbros Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 "DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!....HEHEHEHEHEHE Childhood Obesseity!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyBird Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 little Kid: No, jungle-gym mine! Stewie: Hey where's you get the pete rose haircut. Stewie kicks little kid in the crotch Stewie:does any one else want to feel my weekok in their grapes? silence......... Stewie: Then you'll all do as I say little girl: Hi Stewie: Well hello little kid is still crying Stewie: Yes, that's right. Cry like sauron did when he lost his contact lense Tower from lord of the rings with burning eye: has anybody seen it? It might be stuck to a tree or a rock. Oh I am sooooooooo grounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vekoma Fan Boy Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Some asian kid: Siwwy Wabbit Twix are for kids! Rabbit: You Share! (Roundhouse Kicks girl on right, jumps over the table, kicks girl on left, snaps the asian kid's neck & runs off with the cereal)  and  Peter: Here you go Lieutenant Shinysides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now, you're just sleeping, you'll eat it later, you'll eat it later Lieutenant Shinysides! AHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyBird Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Cleavland: Hi, I'm Cleavland from South Corallina. Peter: Wow! You're a different color then me. Would you like to be equals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Peter Sings A Tribute to Brokeback Mountain: Â Â Well, there were once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail, And they discovered they could sleep with another male, Now they're having butt* sex, Cowboy butt sex. Â Sa-da-me-heeee! (Come, on everybody!) Sa-da-me-heeee! Â Sa-da-me-heeee! Â Â Sodomy. Â Â Â *Apparently, Fox is showing a version which Peter is saying "gay sex" as it is not as explicit as "butt sex." Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYdbYAr9f4&NR=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanolafan Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 haha i love when Stewie says to meg Stewie: Do You know what i do to you At Night Meg? I Spit In your Mouth thats what I DO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfire Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Stewie: Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Momma, Momma, Momma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mummy, Mummy, Momma, Momma, Momma- Â Lois: WHAT??!! Â Stewie: Hi. *runs away giggling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 There are way too many ostriches!! Why are there so many ostriches?? The brochure said there'd only be a few ostriches!! This is a terrible vacation!!  and  Lois: All right, Peter. Are you ready for role play night? Here comes Grimace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormrider Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Black man in boat: Excuse me, do you know how to get to town? Kermit the frog (taking out shotgun): Yeah, it's back the way you came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastrfreak2000 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 "R as in 'Robert Loggia' O as in 'oh my god it's Robert Loggia' B as in 'by god it's Robert Loggia' E as in 'everybody loves Robert Loggia' R as in 'Robert Loggia' T as in 'Tim, look over there! It's Robert Loggia' Â ...Space... Â L as in 'Look it's Robert Loggia!'" Â .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Lois (after watching Peters rant on TV about Lindsey Lohan "Ugh Peter is right, woman are such teases. Thats why I went back to men" Meg "o.k...... I'm going to go" Chris "Go on................" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 "What about this side-boob, Yeah you like that side-boob don't you? That side-boob turns you on doesn't it? Well it shouldn't because that's my side-boob" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgeguy Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 -"Kick Joe, kick" Â -"Peter, he's a parapalegic." Â -"That doesn't mean he can't hear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 "I know I'm naughty. Thats why I'm having the cheesecake!" -Cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgeguy Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, Lois, this is not my Batman glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanolafan Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Chris: Mom Im Afraid if i fall asleep the hurricanes gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooterdoug Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Brian (while watching "Sex in the City"): "So....it's a show about three hookers and their mom?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 "R as in 'Robert Loggia' O as in 'oh my god it's Robert Loggia' B as in 'by god it's Robert Loggia' E as in 'everybody loves Robert Loggia' R as in 'Robert Loggia' T as in 'Tim, look over there! It's Robert Loggia' Â ...Space... Â L as in 'Look it's Robert Loggia!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Where's my money man? You got my money? Getting real tired of this  Eventually  Alright lets go to the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 What the deuce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 (Stuck in the Dessert) Â Look Stewie, a Dr. Pepper Machine! Â (Out of breath and panting, climbing up a mountain of sand, seeing mirage) Â Oh No! A RC Cola Machine! Nooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Nicky Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 "No Meg, it's Officer Naughty"-Peter  It is from tonights episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 "...and a batman symbol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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