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Granted, but part of the announcement is that it is sinking into Lake Erie.

 

I wish I were a Cedar Point seagull so I could eat all the nachos, ice cream, and cardboard I wanted.

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Granted: But your first day you get hit by Gatekeeper and that's the end of it all for you.

 

I wish Cedar Point would add on to TTD and make it something like this:

 

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Granted: But it begins to hail mid ride, and you're left with marble size dents in your face the rest of your life.

 

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight, and never having to go to the gym again.

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Granted, you won't gain weight but you'll have many other negative side effects.

 

I wish for the offseason to go by quickly.

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Granted... but the sweet release of death comes very soon after, my friend.

 

I wish I could go back in time and give my current level of maturity to my high school self.

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Granted. But by doing so, you make yourself so mature, it causes you to never go out on a limb and have fun, and go crazy.

 

I wish I didn't have issues sleeping.

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Granted. But you still weight the same, you just now see yourself for the real beauty that you are.

 

I wish that we had a better leader.

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Granted, but he signs a law banning anymore roller coasters that aren't kiddie coaster to be built in America!

 

I wish that Darien Lake would get a roller coaster in 2018!

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Granted, but he signs a law banning anymore roller coasters that aren't kiddie coaster to be built in America!

 

I wish that Darien Lake would get a roller coaster in 2018!

 

Yeah . . . but by the grace of the coaster gods, the long idled Batman: The Ride Intamin stand-up from Astroworld will be reconstructed!

 

I wish stand up coasters (with better seats for improved junk protection) would make a comeback

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Granted. But the new seats prevent them from ever having airtime, or inversions, and they are limited to 25ft tall!

 

I wish that I looked younger.

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Granted, but it's packed, and all the coasters are down to single-train ops.

 

I wish SFMM would get a giga coaster.

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Granted, but it's packed, and all the coasters are down to single-train ops.

 

I wish SFMM would get a giga coaster.

 

Granted, but it's a TOGO.

 

I wish The Room was on Netflix.

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Granted! But, your internet connection is terminated so you don't actually get to watch it.

 

I wish Six Flags Over Texas would build a new world class, record breaking roller coaster.

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Granted, but it has so much downtime that it only opens a few times a season.

 

I wish for my Las Vegas trip in March to come faster.

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Granted. But it's so relevant that it goes viral. Yet for all the wrong reasons, and you can't handle the amount of hate messages you get every day.

 

I wish that Cedar Point was closer to me.

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Granted, but you're homeless, on the streets of Sandusky, and you can't afford to go to Cedar Point.

 

I wish Coaster Mania would get here sooner.

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