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Granted, you receive so much snow that you can’t get out of your house.

 

I wish for my Las Vegas trip to come faster.

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Granted, but it looks like you're flying Spirit Airlines and they cancelled your flight.

 

I wish my car's hub caps didn't shoot off when I hit a pot hole.

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No problem--I was able to get you three bonus February Vacation days, this year only, from February 29-February 31. You're welcome!

 

I wish I had a new couch.

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Granted. But you end up sledding right into a tree at full speed!

 

I wish Six Flags Over Texas would build a Strata-Coaster!

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Granted, but your electric bill is $900 a month, and will never decrease.

 

I wish Six Flags would build more RMC Raptor coasters.

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Granted, they build all of them at Magic Mountain.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

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Granted but your tiredness is instead passed onto someone else who is good friends or related to you, making them more tired.

 

I wish Slammer reopened at Thorpe Park with better maintenance.

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Granted but your tiredness is instead passed onto someone else who is good friends or related to you, making them more tired.

 

I wish Slammer reopened at Thorpe Park with better maintenance.

Granted, but now several other rides at Thorpe Park will close.

 

I wish I could make time go faster and/or slower.

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Granted. But you can only make it go slower by 10 years at a time, and can only make it go faster by 30 years at a time.

 

I wish I could take a nap!

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Granted. But it is only one day long, and the rest of the year is 364 days off winter and off season.

 

I wish I could ride Kingda Ka this year.

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Granted, Kennywood receives RMC's first kiddie coaster.

 

I wish for the rest of the offseason to go by fast.

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