Game: Careful What You Wish For

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted. But that is ALL you have money for. No money for food, housing, or car maintenance.

 

I wish SDC would build a launched inverted B&M coaster!

[SFNE Fan]

Granted, but it ends up getting scrapped, like Dragon Challenge

 

I wish I wasn't tired all of the time

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted. But the only reason you are not tired any more is because you sleep 24/7. Meaning you never wake up, and you never get to go to a theme park again.

 

I wish we were done with our house remodel.

[SFNE Fan]

Granted, but the house catches on fire

 

I wish I didn't have to do algebra

[Canobie Coaster]

Granted, but I sure do hope you like writing papers about the short presidency of William Henry Harrison.

 

I wish there was less traffic around Boston.

[VF15]

Granted, now there's more traffic everywhere else you go besides Boston.

 

I wish the food served at my college's cafeteria was better.

[ThrillDude200]

Granted, but it becomes so good, you grow a distaste for other foods.

 

I wish I could have the credit for every coaster in the world!

[SFNE Fan]

Granted, but you can never ride another coaster again

 

I wish for nice weather

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted. But the weather is only nice for 2.8 seconds, and the rest of the year is miserable.

 

I wish Cedar Point were closer to me.

[ajc47]

Granted, but the lines are long, the tix are outrageous, and everything is overpriced.

I wish we would finally have spring.

[JG-77]

Granted, but wasps and yellow jackets infest everywhere.

 

I wish Six Flags America would RMC Roar

[cparkes92]

Granted, but Superman gets relocated to another park.

 

I wish I didn't have to move back home.

[joelwee]

Granted, but you have to live in a cardboard box.

 

I wish I was graduating college this year.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted. But you'd be graduating with a 1.4GPA... Resulting in your degree being useless, and you never being able to get a job in your field.

 

I wish vacation were longer.

[ThrillDude200]

Granted, but the vacation lasts an entire year and all of it is offseason.

 

I wish I wasn't scared of coasters. (Yeah, I'm kind of a GP member, but I at least understand that, y'know, THE COASTER DOESN'T GET STUCK UNDER THE LOOP)

[Jason Maier]

But instead of being scared of coasters . . . . you'd be scared of very large crowds.

 

I wish I was taller (I'd want to be 6-4)

[CaptainUnknown]

You are now 6'4" living in a house with 6 foot ceilings.

 

I wish I had superpowers.

 

Granted. But you'd be graduating with a 1.4GPA... Resulting in your degree being useless, and you never being able to get a job in your field.

Like that doesn't happen with a 4.0 GPA?

[ThrillDude200]

Granted, but your only powers are getting people to talk in front of the ride's entrance and getting free admission to Michigan's Adventure.

 

I wish that Six Flags could buy a new park. It's been a while since we last got one...

[JG-77]

Granted, but they buy Knoebles and ruin it.

 

I wish I could go to amusement parks more often.

[DarienPoint]

Granted, but you only can go alone and have a maximum of 200 dollars to spend per trip.

 

I wish Darien Lake would expand.

[DoinItForTheFame]

I wish Darien Lake would expand.

Granted: but they are only expanding their recycling abilities. And scraping all their rides for pennies per ton of metal recycled.

 

I wish I were more "ripped."

[joelwee]

^ Granted, but the only thing "ripped" about you is your pants.

 

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

[JG-77]

Granted, but you never wake up.

 

I wish the US would get one of the new-style vekoma loopers/launchers

[ThrillDude200]

Granted, but it's only open for one day.

 

I wish that Kingda Ka was more like Top Thrill Dragster.

[VF15]

Granted, Kingda Ka will have a cable-snapping incident like Dragster did.

 

I wish the news/media would stop sensationalizing minor ride breakdowns.