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CaptainUnknown last won the day on December 12 2023

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  1. Feeling a lot like Anthony right now as I've been approved for a new apartment. Haven't signed the lease just yet, but soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJtL8vWNZ4o&pp=ygUNQW50aG9ueXMgc29uZw%3D%3D
  2. Fitting as I've just been approved for a new apartment. Hallelujah.
  3. The job I'm working is having me cut hexagons. It wants me to measure the squareness. How do you measure squareness on a hexagon? The point of a hexagon is that it's not a square!
  4. Reasons why I'm drunk right now: Idiocracy at work. The Timberwolves are officially out of the NBA playoffs. (I'm only a fairweather Basketball fan so whatever) In memorial of the officers and bystanders that were shot in Minneapolis tonight. May those injured have a speedy recovery.
  5. I thought about making a belt buckle that had a clock in it. But I realized it would be a waist of time.
  6. You say that like Jesters didn't exist. And in point of fact, last time I went to a Ren Faire, I dressed in my Beast (as in Beauty and The Beast) Disneybound.
  7. I'd have thought you'd be all over the Ren Fest scene, Bert. This is something I'd have loved to have done. Easy enough to tack onto a Lagoon trip. Hopefully it can come back in some form.
  8. Valleyscare will be a separately ticketed event this year. It'll be interesting to see how well this does this year. While I'm not expecting a quality event, the crowds could prove why it stopped in the first place.
  9. The park has changed their profile pic across various socials with the caption, "Notice anything different…? Things are changing at Valleyfair."
  10. I am now taking bets as to whether the new theme for this or I305 is announced first.
  11. I was distracted by cookies and have to drink warm Gatorade as a result.
  12. Are we sure the park is done with the ride? I know it got removed from the map, but couldn't that just as easily be in reference to how long they expect the thing to be SBNO?
  13. This now piece of history has been added to my collection.
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