Help restore Hard Rock Park/Freestyle Music Park

[cal1br3tto]

There of course will be scares to be haunted by throughout the entire park as well as live performances by the Insane Clown Posse to help add to the Haunted Carnival feel.

I'll admit I was skeptical at first, but upon reading this tidbit, I am now completely sold!

[Tomes1225]

I think we can sum this plan into one meme,

 

[XYZ]

Here is a great company that makes amazing coasters that I think Outback Oasis Park (OOP) needs.

[molemaster43]

You realize Freestyle has Vekomas already?

[jedimaster1227]

Second, all of the rides need maintenance work after being inactive for a bit of time.

 

That would probably be one of the smallest expenses as it has been reported previously that there is a very small (one to two people) maintenance team that has been consistently paid to operate and maintain the attractions (to the best of their ability) in holding out for the eventual hope that the park will open again with the need for these rides to run (or to keep them in a good enough condition to be sold at a decent value).

 

That being said, this plan still is ridiculous... Like worse than "Kat & Kiwi" ridiculous.

[beatle11]

"That's going to be in your digestive tract for seven years!"

Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! *Two hours!*

"That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity!"

"Steal my boyfriend...taste my steel!"

 

"You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone! "

[Kyle Coleman]

Glad someone managed to somehow turn this thread into a quoting scott pilgrim thread. I would like add to the mix "scott has earned the power of self-respect". It's a shame it failed.

[Wes]

[AnonymousReed]

"Mr Lee! You're needed on the set!"

[beatle11]

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO SEE SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!!

[Mechanic]

Okay, these plans somewhat sounded feasible on chat

 

So these plans were hatched while chatting with a 13 year old on a theme park website? This makes total sense now.

 

(No disrespect molemaster43)

[Xmeister]

Where's the Aquatrax?

[BeemerBoy]

Being gone a week and coming back to a thread like this is one of the greatest joys of TPR.

[chadster]

If you have clicked on teh webpage and facebook links on the OP's account profile page you should be 100000000% sold on this project. I know I am...

[LoneRider92]

I've already sold my clothes, my house, my car, my sister, four and a half of my kidneys and most of my liver to raise funds for this noble cause.

 

Aah, this was a great pick-me-up. Thanks for the laughs TPR.

[simaticable]

I wonder if the guy is still reading this?

[packfanlv]

Of course he is reading this! According to his site, he is the CEO!

[robbalvey]

Hey guy! If you're reading this....

 

http://www.amazon.com/Scott-Pilgrim-World-Two-Disc-Blu-ray/dp/B0043GAZYS

[ernierocker]

^Best advice he will ever get!

[Gav]

How is a feasibility study going to tell you whether to buy a Supersplash or a Reverse Boat Ride? I'd love to know.

I want to know why it has to be a choice between a Supersplash and a Reverse Boat Ride, yet apparently there will be both a Revolution 32 and a Giant Frisbee

[Wes]

...

[DiSab]

OOPs.

[OISU8P]

He need help from this guy....

[molemaster43]

@Mechanic - None taken. Yeah, it is true. One day on chat, he came on and told us about the plan. He never mentioned buying the entire Intamin catalog.

[BarryH]

I may be late, but after I read this, my reaction was...

 

"Are you f***ing serious?"