You Might Be A Coaster Nerd If....

[Kyle Coleman]

You might be a nerd if the only time the whole year you buy a new shirt is when you go to a park(wearing my most recent one right now). You also might be a nerd if you mention to your co workers that you are planning a one day trip all the way to texas just for the texas giant and they look at you like you are nuts.

[I305KD]

- When instead of taking a test in school, you draw coasters around the sides

 

- When you go to a park with a friend and they try to keep up with you when you go from ride to ride

 

- When you correct the G.P. on incorrect facts

[coastercrazy 9]

When you see string or headphone cords wrapped in a strange way you imagine it as a coaster...

[XYZ]

Where you live is because a theme park is very close by.

[RAWKIN_coaster38]

...You've ever asked for an amusement park advertising poster that would have been thrown out otherwise.

 

...You've bought a season pass for a park even though you didn't think you'd use it, but you wanted the pass "just in case."

 

...You know more about a park than the people who work there.

[RangaOnACoaster]

When you have a collection of all The Annual passes you've had over the years

[The SETGO Guys]

Some Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom related ones.

 

You keep your Sorcerer's of the Magic Kingdom Cards in your car.

You go out of your way when you visit Orlando just to go to the Magic Kingdom to get your 5 cards.

You care more about collecting the Sorcerer's of the Magic Kingdom cards than actually playing the game.

[molemaster43]

You Might Be A Coaster Nerd If...

 

You kick a guy in the balls just so you can get an upclose picture of the chain lift.

[Freefallbestrideever]

You might be a coaster nerd if .........

 

you can get on a coaster right after eating, or if you eat while on a coaster! Actually that would make you ACEr certified

[jzoole]

You might be a coaster nerd if....

 

...when you were a kid, you pretended the cordless home phone was a B&M Stand-up car and played with it accordingly.

 

...anytime you hear someone mention the movie SLC Punk, you immediately think of having your head thrashed around by a horrible Vekoma piece of crap.

 

...you'll waste time watching Richie Rich on TV (atleast until the part where they ride Iron Wolf).

 

...when driving from Texas to Connecticut in the middle of winter, you tell your boyfriend to take a nap in the car for awhile so he won't get mad when you drive 30 minutes out of the way just to take pictures of a closed Hersheypark from the parking lot.

[HighRoller]

You might be a coaster nerd if you use a TPR filtered word in casual conversation without thinking about it. When some one looks at you strange and asks "Noodles?" you just tell them what it's supposed to mean and move on.

[intaminfan98]

Whenever you do a report on a place somewhere else in the world, you HAVE to include a park from the area, if there are any. (Guilty, PortAdventura, Spain)

I did the same thing with the exact same park for a spanish project

[I305KD]

You might be a coaster nerd if you are having trouble in math but one of the questions you easily get right involves a coaster.

[CoasterRollin]

...your room decorations include park maps on the walls, a CoasterDynamix Statix model, a rollercoaster calender, and a broken Schwarzkopf proximity sensor

[XYZ]

...you have to live at least 30 minutes away from an amusement park.

 

...you brag with your non-coaster enthusiast friends about your coaster memorabilia. (They really don't care.)

 

...you try to stop line cutters like they are criminals.

 

...you try to plan trips that go to many amusement parks.

 

All of the above apply to me.

[CoasterRollin]

... if you can relate to the people posting in this thread.

[Athletekim]

...one of your 5th grade campers brings up SFGAdv and you start talking about all of the rides and what types of inversions are in them when she just wanted to talk about the log Flume.

[simaticable]

You set up certain places in your house as blocks.

[RAWKIN_coaster38]

... you know you're going to Six Flags tomorrow, so you get a bunch of $1s and a few $1 coins for the lockers.

[crazywolf88]

... If you are on this website

[SoCalCoasters]

If you use an Invertigo Wheel as a doorstop.

[caffeine_demon]

You might be a coaster nerd if... you used to pretend handrails were roller coaster tracks, and you would slide your hand on top of them pretending it was the train.

 

only *USED* to.....

 

anyway

you may be a coaster nerd if you hear the word "noodles" on a cookery show and think of skyrush

[Angry_Gumball]

If you use an Invertigo Wheel as a doorstop.

Sadly, my Invertigo wheel's just hanging out on one of my shelves.

 

You know you're coaster nerd when as of lately, everything with the word "gold" causes you to think of the codenamed coaster Au13. Also when most of the photos on your iPhone are photos taken from theme parks (according to my 'places' where I've taken photos, most are at CGA )

[caffeine_demon]

if your coaster count includes 100 big apples, miner mikes, go gators, clown coasters etc..

[XYZ]

When you read this message: "Kennedy Space Center", you think it is "Kennywood Space Center".