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robbalvey

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I go back to work tomorrow. I got hit by a freakin' car two weeks ago. Almost all of my bruises have been healed. I will be wearing a cast around my arm because it is fractured. Two weeks without pay is tough. Damn HQ!

 

Hey, don't feel bad, I got hit by a car (while attempting to make a left turn in another car) about a year and a half ago. Dislocated my left knee, flew halfway across the car upon impact, and it still hurts me to this day.

 

The insurance people never gave me any compensation. So... I feel your pain!

 

 

-Amanda "I don't like immigrants that don't know how to hit their brakes when someone is turning in front of them" V.

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I have a funny story!

Today I had a customer and she was really hot! However, she wanted to test some contact lenses! I showed her a few times how to put them on the eye, but it does not work for her! Then I sat her on our special chair, to put the contact lenses on her eye, by myself! Remember, I have learned how to put contact lenses on a customers eye! Okay, she sat there, very brave! The first time it does not work, because she was a bit fearful. The second time I lost the lens and it fell in her neck. It was so embarrassing for me! But the only thing she said was, "Take It Out"! :shock: I said "What"? She really said it again "Take It Out"!

Okay, I picked it out! I was happy that we were alone in the room! At the third time it works fantastic and the lens was on the eye!

I really have to say, that never happened before to me! But it was so awesome!

 

--Sören

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I have a funny story!

Today I had a customer and she was really hot! However, she wanted to test some contact lenses! I showed her a few times how to put them on the eye, but it does not work for her! Then I sat her on our special chair, to put the contact lenses on her eye, by myself! Remember, I have learned how to put contact lenses on a customers eye! Okay, she sat there, very brave! The first time it does not work, because she was a bit fearful. The second time I lost the lens and it fell in her neck. It was so embarrassing for me! But the only thing she said was, "Take It Out"! :shock: I said "What"? She really said it again "Take It Out"!

Okay, I picked it out! I was happy that we were alone in the room! At the third time it works fantastic and the lens was on the eye!

I really have to say, that never happened before to me! But it was so awesome!

 

--Sören

 

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