A Random Icky Question

[Solid Gold]

So I've noticed on any rollercoaster that's been around a while, the seats start to kind of look like this:

 

 

My random question: Is any of that black stuff on the seats backsweat? If so , ICK! Please tell me it's something else...

[tiger01]

Yes it's backsweat.

[Gerstlauer1]

Actually. Its jizz.

[Brandy524]

It really grosses me out when it's on the headrest area. I just try not to think about it and just take a good shower when I get home!

[SharkTums]

I'm sure it's a combination of all kinds of stuff you don't want to think about. Again, this is why I take night showers after parks. I couldn't stand the idea of going to bed with all that crap still on me!

[TheStig]

It's destroyed hymen.

[cfc]

These are imprints of the souls of previous riders. On some attractions, the intense forces cause a bit of your soul to adhere to the seatback. This is nothing to be alarmed about, unless the park tries to claim the remainder of your immortal ether. Then all bets are off.

[QueerRudie]

Anton's coasters never seem to have that earwig honey crap on his seats. I wonder it that's one of the countless reasons they're so good to begin with?

[larrygator]

Fecal matter!

[robbalvey]

It's destroyed hymen.

THIS!!!

[Skycoastin Steve]

This thread is already winning!

[eddie200330]

It's destroyed hymen.

THIS!!!

 

And you all know this HOW?? LMAO

[robbalvey]

^ I have a collection of them.

[Hilltopper39]

^ I have a collection of them.

I heard Waffle House added this a new topping for their famous Hashbrowns, smothered covered chuncked peppered and hymend.

 

On a unrelated note if you type "waffle house hash browns" into a Google image search, a picture of Robb wielding a spoon ready to devour hymen covered hash browns will appear, no joke.

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=653&gbv=2&tbm=isch&aq=f&aqi=g2&oq=&q=waffle%20house%20hash%20browns

[tiger01]

^

[StealthFan]

^ I have a collection of them.

 

Im pretty sure you could make some good money selling them on eBay!

 

-Craig

[Skramp]

^ I have a collection of them.

 

And what are Elissa's thoughts on that?

[coasterfreak101]

Well jeez. I always thought it was just like, dirt and sweat. I wish someone had told me sooner I was sitting on a throne of hymen, souls, and fecal matter. Maybe I need to rethink this hobby...

[kcsteve]

On a unrelated note if you type "waffle house hash browns" into a Google image search, a picture of Robb wielding a spoon ready to devour hymen covered hash browns will appear, no joke.

 

Even weirder, if you do an image search for Prince Desmond, uh, well, I'm number three.

 

http://www.google.com/images?q=prince+desmond

[robbalvey]

^ I have a collection of them.

 

And what are Elissa's thoughts on that?

Most of them are hers.

[megalyte]

That's the Intamin cable leaving its mark

[samisthabomb]

On a unrelated note if you type "waffle house hash browns" into a Google image search, a picture of Robb wielding a spoon ready to devour hymen covered hash browns will appear, no joke.

 

Even weirder, if you do an image search for Prince Desmond, uh, well, I'm number three.

 

http://www.google.com/images?q=prince+desmond

And "Jurassic Desmond" is second

[thrillrider]

It's the result of "AFR's".

 

Accidental fecal releases.

[beatle11]

I heard Waffle House added this a new topping for their famous Hashbrowns, smothered covered chuncked peppered and hymend.

 

On a unrelated note if you type "waffle house hash browns" into a Google image search, a picture of Robb wielding a spoon ready to devour hymen covered hash browns will appear, no joke.

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=653&gbv=2&tbm=isch&aq=f&aqi=g2&oq=&q=waffle%20house%20hash%20browns

 

That's great!!

[amyzoo]

Yeah, those seats gross me out when they look like that. I'm a night time showerer to get rid of all the gross people's germs...