SharkTums 11 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Amazing report...I'm going to start making awesome demands that will involve much embarrassment! Link to post Share on other sites
mcjaco 0 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 And for Bryan's hard work, I think him pushing the "shopping cart" will be my next addition to the Park Index! Link to post Share on other sites
cfc 14 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 ^Yes, the Waste Management shopping cart attraction deserves permanent enshrinement. Link to post Share on other sites
Not For Sale 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 I'll be going to a bunch of parks for the whole day tomorrow and would like some demands, people! Get on it! Link to post Share on other sites
BarryH 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Take a cup and taste the water at It's a Small World. Link to post Share on other sites
Not For Sale 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 New rule: Barry is no longer allowed to make demands. Link to post Share on other sites
larrygator 1 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Wear a luche libre mask on the Mexican Boat Ride holding a sign that says "Viva la Rasa"! Screaming the slogam is optional since that will not show in a picture. Link to post Share on other sites
mcjaco 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I'll be going to a bunch of parks for the whole day tomorrow and would like some demands, people! Get on it! I need pictures of Dumbo the Flying Elephant. Perhaps one with you flying would make the next Park Index update...... Oh and Aladdin's Flying Carpets! Let's make Bryan spin! Link to post Share on other sites
BeemerBoy 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Wear a luche libre mask on the Mexican Boat Ride holding a sign that says "Viva la Rasa"! Screaming the slogam is optional since that will not show in a picture. Better yet, wear a shirt which reads "registered sex offender" through Fantasy Land. Please don't actually do this. Just thinking about it is hilarious enough. Link to post Share on other sites
cfc 14 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 If you're going to Animal Kingdom, please: 1. Set up a Web cam looking into the tiger enclosure; and 2. Run around inside said enclosure naked, save for a t-bone steak strapped to your waist. It would be a precious moment of entertainment, indeed. Note: Theme Park Review in no way approves of animal harrassment for fun and profit. Well, maybe not for profit. Link to post Share on other sites
Not For Sale 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 Sorry folks, no trip report/demands fulfilled today. I was fully ready for some, but I didn't realize Andrew hadn't been to Epcot in a while, so we went there for a while, then to the Studios. We also stopped by Sea World for a bit. So, a demandless few parks. I apologize to all my loyal fans. Note: Yes, there is a demand for Sea World (Take a picture of you kissing the glass near an electric eel at sea world, giving the illusion of you kissing it.) but what I have seen, it is against park rules to touch the eel egg thing at Kraken. Anyone know where I can fulfill this honorable demand by The Ghost? Link to post Share on other sites
SharkTums 11 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Next time you're at Disney, go to one of the stores that sells the Princess Dress and ask for one in 'your size'. When there is not one your size...take a picture of you trying to get one on! Link to post Share on other sites
Erik Johnson 4 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 This thread is all kinds of awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
BarryH 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Well, my suggestion doesn't seem as strange, I mean, as awesome as the others. Here's one... Eat a Dole Whip really fast and then take a picture when the brain freeze hits. Link to post Share on other sites
Swimace 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Sorry folks, no trip report/demands fulfilled today. I was fully ready for some, but I didn't realize Andrew hadn't been to Epcot in a while, so we went there for a while, then to the Studios. We also stopped by Sea World for a bit. Oh ok, blame it on me then! You're a disappointment to your fans, don't make excuses!! Link to post Share on other sites
larrygator 1 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Andrew - all you had to do was bring a luche libre mask for Bryan to wear, along with a pen and a piece of paper. You failed! Link to post Share on other sites
slither37 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 My demand would include, hair gel, a popsicle, a jack russell terrier and some ice cubes...ooops wrong website. Never mind. Link to post Share on other sites
BeemerBoy 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Well, my suggestion doesn't seem as strange, I mean, as awesome as the others. Here's one... Eat a Dole Whip really fast and then take a picture when the brain freeze hits. Barry, he asked for demands, not suggestions. I demand to see my demand fulfilled. Now. I demand it. Link to post Share on other sites
Wood Dragon 1988 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I want to be on the sauce team! Link to post Share on other sites
thecoasterkid 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I demand more photos of lamp posts for Mr. Fudge. Link to post Share on other sites
Not For Sale 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 Ladies and gentlemen, the last day of Cypress Gardens Adventure Park. Bye bye! Imposter Tim Allen! And boy did we fight fire. Then we went on the firefighter kiddie ride. Starliner's seat belts are shorter than an Intamin's. Read the last sentence. You can stop reading now, it's not going to get better than that. Oh yeah, this is the line for the Starliner. Why of course, it's the kinky scarecrow! Not you, really bad Elvis impersonator. Just 2 more pictures to the absolute highlight of the update. Does that pumpkin have a cameltoe? Well, that's enough of that. With his faithful sidekick, Mario Batali. With our handsome host, Doug Benson. Well, this seems like a great idea. And this is why I don't ride these. THERE we go! He's a master at this. Next up was the Power Circf. Neil has mastered the art of posing for candid photos. Next to him is Tori. I can't think of a caption to make this picture any better. Also, Neil. Oh yeah, Kim was there. The Fiesta Express was her 250th credit. So lonely. Yeah, doesn't look like it'll be opening today. Or ever. Hold it. Ooh, the island in the sky is open! I couldn't find the Thunderboldt on the map. All of the automated teller machines were out of order. Banana George is going on unemployment. Link to post Share on other sites
grinch1313 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Wow, Bryan, that was quick! I just got home a half hour ago! I had a great time today. It was mostly hanging out with the three of you that made it fun, though. Cypress Gardens was OK. I would have been really disappointed if I had paid $40 to get in, but it was worth $10. The lady operating the Fire Truck ride was the best ever. When asked if adults could ride, she said "What are they gonna do, fire me?" And Neil and I broke the ride. It didn't lift all the way up until the very end and then fell all the way to the bottom. Fiesta Express was my 250th. I rock! Link to post Share on other sites
televisedconfession 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Who da poo dy? I'm da poo dy! Link to post Share on other sites
WillMontu 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Read the last sentence. They used the wrong form of "its" Good pictures otherwise! Link to post Share on other sites
Hotlanta 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Good job Bryan on fulfilling my demand. I am sure the demands will only get wackier from now. Please wait while i think up some new crazy ideas. Link to post Share on other sites
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