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I'll be going to a bunch of parks for the whole day tomorrow and would like some demands, people! Get on it!

 

I need pictures of Dumbo the Flying Elephant. Perhaps one with you flying would make the next Park Index update......

 

Oh and Aladdin's Flying Carpets! Let's make Bryan spin!

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Wear a luche libre mask on the Mexican Boat Ride holding a sign that says "Viva la Rasa"! Screaming the slogam is optional since that will not show in a picture.

 

Better yet, wear a shirt which reads "registered sex offender" through Fantasy Land.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please don't actually do this. Just thinking about it is hilarious enough.

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If you're going to Animal Kingdom, please:

 

1. Set up a Web cam looking into the tiger enclosure; and

2. Run around inside said enclosure naked, save for a t-bone steak strapped to your waist.

 

It would be a precious moment of entertainment, indeed.

 

Note: Theme Park Review in no way approves of animal harrassment for fun and profit. Well, maybe not for profit.

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Sorry folks, no trip report/demands fulfilled today. I was fully ready for some, but I didn't realize Andrew hadn't been to Epcot in a while, so we went there for a while, then to the Studios. We also stopped by Sea World for a bit. So, a demandless few parks. I apologize to all my loyal fans.

 

Note: Yes, there is a demand for Sea World (Take a picture of you kissing the glass near an electric eel at sea world, giving the illusion of you kissing it.) but what I have seen, it is against park rules to touch the eel egg thing at Kraken. Anyone know where I can fulfill this honorable demand by The Ghost?

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Next time you're at Disney, go to one of the stores that sells the Princess Dress and ask for one in 'your size'.

 

When there is not one your size...take a picture of you trying to get one on!

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Well, my suggestion doesn't seem as strange, I mean, as awesome as the others.

 

Here's one...

 

Eat a Dole Whip really fast and then take a picture when the brain freeze hits.

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Sorry folks, no trip report/demands fulfilled today. I was fully ready for some, but I didn't realize Andrew hadn't been to Epcot in a while, so we went there for a while, then to the Studios. We also stopped by Sea World for a bit.

 

Oh ok, blame it on me then! You're a disappointment to your fans, don't make excuses!!

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Well, my suggestion doesn't seem as strange, I mean, as awesome as the others.

 

Here's one...

 

Eat a Dole Whip really fast and then take a picture when the brain freeze hits.

 

Barry, he asked for demands, not suggestions.

 

I demand to see my demand fulfilled. Now. I demand it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the last day of Cypress Gardens Adventure Park.

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Bye bye!

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Imposter Tim Allen!

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And boy did we fight fire.

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Then we went on the firefighter kiddie ride.

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Starliner's seat belts are shorter than an Intamin's.

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Read the last sentence.

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You can stop reading now, it's not going to get better than that. Oh yeah, this is the line for the Starliner.

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Why of course, it's the kinky scarecrow!

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Not you, really bad Elvis impersonator.

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Just 2 more pictures to the absolute highlight of the update.

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Does that pumpkin have a cameltoe?

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Well, that's enough of that.

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With his faithful sidekick, Mario Batali.

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With our handsome host, Doug Benson.

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Well, this seems like a great idea.

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And this is why I don't ride these.

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THERE we go!

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He's a master at this.

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Next up was the Power Circf.

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Neil has mastered the art of posing for candid photos. Next to him is Tori.

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I can't think of a caption to make this picture any better.

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Also, Neil.

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Oh yeah, Kim was there. The Fiesta Express was her 250th credit.

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So lonely.

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Yeah, doesn't look like it'll be opening today. Or ever.

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Hold it.

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Ooh, the island in the sky is open!

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I couldn't find the Thunderboldt on the map.

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All of the automated teller machines were out of order.

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Banana George is going on unemployment.

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Wow, Bryan, that was quick! I just got home a half hour ago!

 

I had a great time today. It was mostly hanging out with the three of you that made it fun, though.

 

Cypress Gardens was OK. I would have been really disappointed if I had paid $40 to get in, but it was worth $10.

 

The lady operating the Fire Truck ride was the best ever. When asked if adults could ride, she said "What are they gonna do, fire me?" And Neil and I broke the ride. It didn't lift all the way up until the very end and then fell all the way to the bottom.

 

Fiesta Express was my 250th. I rock!

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